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“I keep reporting him to Aizawa, but he doesn’t do anything!” Momo wailed out to all of the girls in 1-A, as Midoriya waltzed into the common room.
“What are you talking about?” Midoriya questioned, intrigued by the conversation.
“Fucking Mineta!” Momo almost screamed out, taking Midoriya back a bit, since he’d never heard the Class Vice President even utter the word ‘hell’ before.
“What did he do?” Midoriya innocently asked, earning an almost death stare from Jirou.
“What hasn’t he done, ribbit” Asui piped up.
All the girls started saying the things that Mineta has done to them individually and together, Midoriya getting angrier with every passing word.
“And Aizawa has done NOTHING about this?” Midoriya said after they’d all finished.
“Except from a couple detentions, practically nothing” Uraraka said, sounding down.
“I’ve got an idea, but it’s hardly hero-like” Midoriya stated, finger to chin.
“Honestly, I don’t give a single fuck anymore” Mina said, earning agreeing hums from the rest of the girls.
“Ok, how do you feel about murder” He whispered the last word, just loud enough for the girls to hear.
The glint in their eyes said enough.
-
The plan started off by telling everyone, bar Mineta, the plan, which earned some disagreement from Iida, but having heard about his constant harassment of the girls, especially Momo, he agreed.
Once they got everyone on board, they held a meeting in Momo’s room, half the class being on the bed and the other half just spread around the rest of the room.
“We need to figure out the time and place of this” Todoroki said, leaning on the massive closet of clothes Momo owned.
“Well for place, my family has an abandoned factory that hasn’t been knocked down yet, they found a better and bigger place at the same price so they took that and completely abandoned the old one, I still know where it is and all security cameras were knocked down” Uraraka stated.
Midoriya clicked his fingers and wrote in his notebook “That’s the place, thanks Uraraka”, earning a ‘no problem’ from Uraraka.
“For time, how about this weekend? I mean it’s still Monday so we have maximum 6 days to figure it out” Kirishima piped in.
“We do want him gone as soon as possible,” Hagakure trailed off.
With more writing and more plans being conjured, they came up with one final question.
“How do we lure him in?” Sero said, scratching his hair in confusion.
Before anyone could get a word in Kaminari said “Easy bro, we tell him there’s a massive party in a sketchy part of town with a bunch of hot girls from the hero course in Shiketsu!”
“Dumbass, just say Camies going” Bakugou said, flicking Kaminari on the forehead.
Todoroki brought out his phone and said with a deadpan voice, “Just show him this picture”. It was a picture of Camie wearing a crop top and shorts.
“He would definitely come with us then, send me the picture” Kaminari said back.
“So is the plan in place,” A voice from the right corner of the room spoke, belonging to Tokoyami, who was currently sat next to Shouji.
“It seems so” Iida spoke. (Even if they still had no clue how they got Iida aboard this plan)
“Yep, you all get ready for Saturday night at 6pm.”
-
The preparations were finally in place. It was Friday afternoon at around 1pm, which is the time they switch teachers, going from Japanese to Homeroom.
Aizawa walked into the room and heard some of the conversations that were going on, such as Momo and all the rest of the Class 1-A girls going out to see a movie on saturday at around 5:30PM. It was quite a new movie, and Aizawa just caught the title of it.
“Heroes rising, huh?” He thought to himself.
He looked across the room to Kirishima, Bakugou, Kaminari, Sero and Mineta. They were going to a party of some sorts, with Mineta begging to join, in which they caved in and let him, though Aizawa will never know the true intentions of this.
Looking down to the front of the room, it looked as if Kouda, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Shouji, Aoyama and Satou were going to a petting zoo, which was quite wholesome to say the least, though Aizawa would never admit that.
Finally, it looked like Iida, Midoriya and Todoroki were off to the mall to buy some new clothes. Aizawa thought to himself as the entire class was out for at least a few hours on Saturday, giving him a rest of looking after them, also giving him a chance to go to his husband, Hizashi.
He smiled at the thought.
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Friday night came up quite quickly, and so the last meeting before the execution of the plan took place.
“It looks like he bought it, did you see the smile on his face?” Ojiro said.
“Yea! I think we’re perfectly set.” Hagakure piped up.
“Ok guys. Get a lot of rest for tomorrow and eat well, you all know what to do.” 18 nods to Midoriya as they all dissipated into their own rooms.
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The plan began at roughly 5pm on Saturday, with Kaminari and the rest of his group showing Mineta the picture of Camie.
“Look at her dude, she’s smoking hot and she’s going to the party”
“Damn, she’s going to get a great dicking down by me with those boobs” Mineta said, almost drooling at the picture.
It took the four all their willpower not to gag at the statement he made.
“So, er, Kirishima where’d you say this party was” Mineta said next.
“It’s at this old run down factory, we don’t want the cops looking for us anyway” Kirishima said with a little giggle, almost seeming real.
“Ah, I get it” Mineta said, “Anyways, isn’t it starting in like an hour? It takes a while to get there i’m guessing”
“Yea yea, just wait 5 minutes then we’ll set off” Sero said, in his typical stoner voice.
“We better get shitfaced at this party or it’s not a party with me in it” Bakugou pointed out.
They all just giggled at that.
Once stepping out the door, a thumbs up emoji was sent to Midoriya, who signalled the girls and the ‘petting zoo crew’ as Ojiro jokingly said.
Midoriya turned to Iida and Todoroki, in which they set off on a motorcycle that Iida got from his brother on his birthday. Sure it might’ve been a bit illegal, but with their helmets on, they’re buff enough to at least look 18.
They zoomed off to the place, with Momo and the girls closely following in a car that Momo borrowed off of her older cousin.
The ‘petting zoo crew’ had a truck, which gave them all the materials they needed such as a chair, baseball bats, lighters and just general things for murdering someone.
Everyone except the group with Mineta arrived at the old factory, Uraraka saying something about memories, while they got unloaded (with gloves on of course, no one be wanting finger prints).
Midoriya opened his phone with a message from Kaminari saying ‘5’, which meant they were 5 minutes away.
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“Kaminari, I can’t hear much music or anything.” Mineta said while rubbing hands together.
“They told us to come early, we’re helping set up everything. The actual party starts at 9pm” Kaminari dismissed him.
“Do we have too~“ Mineta whined, Bakugous fingers already itching to have a go at him.
“Do you want to be in this party bro” Kirishima said, though he wanted to rip out his voice box for saying ‘bro’ to Mineta.
“I guess..” Mineta said.
Going through the gates, Kaminari places one hand on Mineta and used his quirk, just enough for Mineta to be knocked out for a few minutes.
“QUICK NOW HE’LL WAKE UP IN LIKE TWO MINUTES” Kaminari shouted, and they started running.
They burst through the doors, everyone’s attention suddenly being on them as they all scrambled to tie mineta to the chair. Once it was done, they waited for Mineta to wake up.
“Huh?” Mineta said groggily, “Where am I? Have i been kidnapped?” A short inhale of air came from him before tears wetted his blindfold and said “PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I’M NOT LIKE BAKUGOU I’LL JOIN YOU”
“Damn fucking right you’re not like me you little shitstain” Bakugou shouted out, earning a squeak from the gremlin.
“BAKUGOU YOU’VE COME TO GET ME!” Mineta cried out.
“It’s quite the opposite really” Momo let out her voice, removing Minetas blindfold.
“YOU AND YOUR BOOBS SAVED ME” Was all Mineta could say before a baseball bat hit his left arm, breaking it cleanly.
“You speak to my girlfriend like that again...” The blindfold fell to Jirou standing well above Mineta, bat in hand, looking ready for another swing.
Mineta couldn’t even speak for the pain he was in.
Jirou turned around and simply said “Who’s next?”
Mina piped up at the opportunity. She grabbed the bat from Jirou hand and aimed for the spot right between his legs.
“NO NOT THERE!” Mineta shouted.
“You talk as if you think I have even a ounce of sympathy in my body for you” Mina spat before revving up and slamming the bat right on his family jewels.
Mineta was in agony. Everyone else? Satisfaction and the sweet taste of justice.
Hagakure was up next, breaking his other arm, Asui broke one of his legs while Uraraka broke the other.
The males quickly got to work, carving things like “I drink respect women juice” on his back, which got them particularly bloody.
Momo just stood there, smirking. She’d been the centre of all of Minetas horrible harassment. So when Midoriya said “Minetas minutes away from death now. Would you kindly do the honours, Momo?”
Momo didn't need anymore pushing. She grabbed the baseball bat, got a running start, stared Mineta right in his dumbass eyes and with all the power in her body, knocked his head clean off, his blood spraying and soaking in her white jumper that she bought ages ago that was already getting a bit dirty, stains covering it. She’d figured it’d be close to perfect for the job.
The rest of the class congratulated her as they picked up Minetas body parts, slammed them in a barrel and let it alight. By the time they’d finished getting into new clothes, putting everything back, all that remained of Mineta Minoru was ashes. They went to the park and dumped the ashes in a small holes which would eventually disintegrate. They’d put everything back (with some deep washing) and went back home in the groups that they’d left in, almost as if nothing happened.
-
Mineta was reported missing a day later, Bakugou, Kirishima, Kaminari and Sero being interrogated the most, since they’d been the ones who seen him last. They had built up a story, a story which consisted of Mineta wandering off somewhere and never coming back.
After 2 months, Mineta was pronounced dead under the circumstances of him not being found and they left it at that. A certain purple head from General Studies came into Class 1-A.
They all carried on with their daily life, as if nothing happened at all. They graduated into fine heroes.
-
10 years down the line, Class 1-A ventured out on a day in which they all had a day off.
They walked down a particular street, which went onto a particular route to a certain factory.
Kaminari has been the one to point it out “Hey isn’t that-“
The whole class responded with “Yes. Yes it is” before bursting out laughing.
“What a memory that was” Midoryia said, before walking past it, with his class behind him, knowing that they have a bond no one can break.