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Patrick spends the Believers Never Die Part Deux tour secretly monitoring his growing crush on Joe. He has an equation that he uses to keep track of it--it’s complicated, but it involves boner-thoughts, hand-holding-thoughts, addition, subtraction, and division, which has to be at least 3/4ths of the elements needed for a serious mathematical calculation. He furtively plots the results in a spreadsheet, doesn’t really think about it the rest of the time, and everything is very normal and totally fine.
Obviously.
Then Joe announces his plan to try online dating, and that goes straight to hell.
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“You’re a slow-build kinda guy,” Joe offers, and Patrick chuckles at how completely, sadly true that is. He doesn’t meet new people he wants to date; he knows people for years and then ends up doing math about them.