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[private chat: min.y, kim.t]
TH: Hyung
TH: Hyung
TH: Yoongi-hhhyyuuuunnnngggg!
YG: Do you know what time it is?
YG: That was rhetorical
TH: 7:30 hyung. Anyway, Chimchims birthday
TH: As the bestfriendsoulmate it has been my honour and responsibility to plan the annual birthday extravaganza.
YG: Didn't you meet at university…
TH: But this is the first year my platonic future husband has a boyfriend
YG: ...So this would be birthday number 3.
TH: You need to join the planning committee. I'll add you now.
YG: Wait what? Planning committee?
YG: Tae?
[group chat: kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y]
TH: Yoongi-hyung is here.
TH: The committee is now in session
YG: What is going on?
SJ: Hi Yoongi
HS: Good morning hyung!
YG: Yes. It’s morning. Again, what am I doing here?
TH: Hyung, keep up! Jiminiejimjams birthday, planning committee.
TH: Now we’re all here, the committee is now in session.
TH: Hobi-hyung, you have the floor
YG: Seriously?
HS: Yey! In the past it has just been me and Tae, but we appreciate the help.
SJ: Happy to plan all by dongsaengs birthdays.
HS: Last year we had a surprise dinner then a planned party.
HS: This year we think a planned dinner and a surprise party?
TH: So he doesn’t guess!
YG: Can I ask what you did the first time?
TH: Hyung?
YG: If this year is a dinner and a surprise party, last year was a party and surprise dinner, what was the year before that?
TH: Oh, we got realllllly drunk and went 2 a PT
TH: But it was awesome :D
SJ: So I see mention of a dinner
SJ: Is this eating in or eating out
SJ: As I can help with both
HS: Hyung! You know I think your food is the best.
SJ: Of course. Why wouldn’t you?
HS: We thought it would be great if you could help with dinner
YG: I think he means make. Make dinner
HS: Thanks hyung. Yes, Jin-hyung,you havent cooked for Jimin yet or for our improved group together. It’s a great idea isn’t it.
SJ: Yes Hoseokie! I’d be happy to cook. I’m not sure mine and Joonie’s place has space for a party though.
TH: Not a problem – Hobi-hyung has got us the dance studio. So we’ll have plenty of space for everyone
YG: Wait, how many people are coming?
TH: Well there’s us 7
TH: Everyone from dance club
TH: People from our course
TH: Our entire dorm floor
HS: I think a couple of people from the coffee shop are coming.
TH: Oh yeah. Remind me to text them the time.
HS: Will do
SJ: That’s a lot of people
TH: Our chimchiminey is very popular.
HS: But it would just be us 7 for dinner hyung. The surprise party is strictly for dancing, alcohol and cake.
SJ: Do I need to make a cake?
TH: No, that’s Kookie’s job.
HS: To buy it
TH: Yes buy it. Kookie can't cook. Lolz
YG: Hang on. As his boyfriend, how do you know I haven’t already planned something amazing? I mean we did have a fairly epic 6 month anniversary celebration.
TH: We know ^o^
HS: Hyung, we’re hoping that you got plans 4 Jimin during the day, we need him 2 think his birthday is time with you + dinner with Jin-hyung. He can’t suspect about the party.
TH: Its a SURPRISE party
YG: I suppose I can arrange something.
SJ: Look at our Yoongi. Pretending he’s not super happy to spend time with his boyfriend.
TH: We also need to decorate the studio – can Namjoon hyung help Kookie?
SJ: So long as he’s supervised, he’ll be fine. I’ll go and get the decorations though – my boyfriend really has no taste.
HS: Great. So Yoongi-hyung….music?
YG: Yes, I can sort the music. I’m assuming as the dance club will be there I have to include some of that terrible girl group stuff you like.
HS: Yes plz hyung.
YG: The things I do.
[private chat: min.y, park.j]
JM: Hey
YG: Hey
JM: Hello
YG: Hi?
JM: So…
YG: Yes
YG: Is there something on your mind
JM: It’s my birthday next week
YG: Is it? Ah it’ll be your first one with me.
JM: Yup
JM: Hyuunnngggg
YG: What?
YG: It’s too early to wish you Happy Birthday
JM: :*(
JM: I take back everything I said about you being the best boyfriend
JM: You're not
YG: I’m teasing Jiminie
YG: I know it’s your birthday next week
YG: And I need you to keep the whole day free
JM: Whole day?
YG: Yes.
YG: And night
YG: I’m going to plan your birthday celebration so you don’t need to worry about any of it.
JM: But…..well Tae usually does something to celebrate my birthday and I don’t want to disappoint him.
YG: Has he asked you to not make plans?
JM: Well, no, but it’s kind of a given?
YG: Don’t you worry about Tae. I’ll talk to him. I’m sure he’ll let me have this one birthday.
JM: Okay. It’ll just be a bit strange to not celebrate with him.
YG: Min. Don’t be sad.
YG: I didn’t want to spoil the surprise, but Jin-hyung wants to cook a birthday dinner for you
YG: so you will get to celebrate with Tae.
JM: (♥◡♥) Thank you
[private chat: min.y, kim.t]
YG: Taehyung. I need you to keep the day of Jimin’s birthday free
TH: Hyung?
YG: I think he’ll be happier if he spends the day with both of us.
TH: I KNEW YOONGIHYUNG WAS BEST 4 MY JIMJIMIN!!!!!
YG: Whatever.
[group chat: kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y]
SJ: So I’m in the store buying the food for dinner
SJ: And I meant to ask
SJ: Is there anything Jimin doesn’t like
TH: Not really hyung, he’ll eat anything
TH: And if you’ve made it, he’ll eat it happily.
YG: He likes kimchi jjigae hyung.
SJ: Thank you both. I’m lucky to have dongsaengs who are such good eaters.
[group chat: kim.n, jeon.j, kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y]
JK: So I’m here
JK: In Jimin and Tae-hyung’s dorm
JK: And both Tae-hyung and Yoongi-hyung are trying to convince Jimin nothing is going on.
JK: This is hilarious
HS: Oh my god! I’m crying
SJ: The aegyo is strong here.
NJ: I never thought I would see the day that hyung resorted to aegyo.
HS: Whoooooshhh
SJ: WTF Hobi?
HS: That was a whip sound. Thats really hard to type
[group chat: kim.n, jung.h, kim.s, min.y]
YG: He’s beautiful
YG: I’m not sure how I got so lucky
YG: But I’m not going to fight it
HS: You’re so soft
SJ: Jimin has made him soft.
[group chat: kim.n, jeon.j, kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y, park.j]
JM: So I get to spend my birthday with my two favourite people
JM: (sorry hyungs and kookie)
HS: That’s okay Jimin-ah
SJ: Hyung understands
NJ: I haven’t known you long enough to be offended.
JM: Kook?
JK: I’ll live with my downgrading from #2 to #3.
JM: Well actually…
JK: Let me have this.
JM: Okay. So, for my birthday surprise they’ve brought me here
JM: So happy.
JM: I’ll see you all for dinner later?
HS: Will do birthday boy – have agood day my favourite hoobae.
JK: No-one appreciates me.
[group chat: kim.n, jeon.j, kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y]
NJ: My man is such a good cook
NJ: Working so hard in the kitchen
NJ: And still looking so handsome
SJ: Awww, thank you Joonie.
SJ: You’re still not getting any
JK: Looks delicious hyung.
NJ: It was worth a try.
SJ: Thank you kookie.
[private chat: kim.s, jeon.j]
JK: Hyung, where did you buy the decorations?
JK: We need more streamers
[private chat: kim.s, kim.n ]
SJ: Namjoon. What have you done?
NJ: What? Why?
SJ: Why is Kookie asking where I bought the decorations?
SJ: What have you destroyed?
NJ: Nothing!
SJ: I love you but I don’t believe you.
NJ: Babe, honestly, everything is fine. Don’t worry.
SJ: Kim Namjoon. If I find out you have ruined Jimin’s decorations, there will be no sex for a month.
SJ: Understand?
SJ: Joonie?
[last message 2 hours ago]
[group chat: kim.n, jeon.j, kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y,]
YG: I’m just waiting for Jimin to get ready
YG: He doesn’t suspect a thing.
YG: Should be there in 20.
SJ: All ready. Just need the birthday boy
[group chat: kim.n, jeon.j, kim.t, jung.h, kim.s min.y, Park.J]
JM: Thank you so much
JM: I feel so loved
JM: I had no idea there was a party
JM: I really was that surprised
JK: Hyung, you screamed like a girl
JM: It was a manly scream.
YG: Leave my boyfriend alone
YG: He’s mine
YG: Only I can tease
HS: Drunk and tired Yoongi-hyung is soft ball of fluff
YG: Hush Hobi
JM: Anyway…Thank you.
JM: And thank you Taetae
JM: My bestfriendsoulmate
JM: I know you were behind this
TH: Chim chim.
TH: My platonic lover
TH: For you anything
TH: even if I have to share you with Yoongi-hyung
SJ: I agree
SJ: You two are really cute
SJ: Even if you do waste perfectly good cake
HS: That was cute
HS: But hyung
HS: Youre just as cute
SJ: When did you take that!
NJ: Jinnie had worked hard on dinner. He was allowed a nap. Not sure how he slept through your screeching Hoseok-ah
HS: That was perfectly good singing. Suga and I were overdue a Sope reunion
JK: Is that what that was? Sounded like a dying cat. I was searching Naver for 24-hour vets.
JM: I’m sleepy.
JM: And Yoongi is falling asleep on me
JM: But thank you
JM: I loved my birthday
JM: I love you all.