Chapter Text
Tuesday 26th September
4:54 pm – Unknown: you suck
4:58 pm – Iwaizumi: excuse me?
4:58 pm – Unknown: dont pretend not to understand
4:58 pm – Unknown: u know what u did
4:59 pm – Iwaizumi: I don’t actually
4:59 pm – Unknown: sure u don’t…
4:59 pm – Unknown: (⇀‸↼‶)
5:00 pm – Iwaizumi: No really
5:00 pm – Iwaizumi: Who the hell are you?
5:00 pm – Unknown: rUDE
5:00 pm – Iwaizumi: you sure you’ve got the right number?
5:01 pm – Unknown: stop avoiding the issue!
5:01 pm – Unknown: ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
5:06 pm – Unknown: oh
5:06 pm – Unknown: OH
5:07 pm – Unknown: ur not makki
5:07 pm – Unknown: oops sorry
5:07 pm – Unknown: hahahha
5:16 pm – Iwaizumi: Finally you listen
5:16 pm – Iwaizumi: Now stop spamming I’m trying to study
5:16 pm – Unknown: ur so rude
5:17 pm – Unknown: im not spamming
5:17 pm – Unknown: im gracing u with my presence (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
5:17 pm – Unknown: u should feel blessed~
5:18 pm – Iwaizumi: God I never thought people this annoying existed
5:18 pm – Unknown: well i never thought someone this rude would text me
5:18 pm – Iwaizumi: I didn’t text you
5:18 pm – Unknown: (--_--)
5:18 pm – Unknown: at least have some manners and tell me ur name
5:19 pm – Iwaizumi: I don’t even know who you are
5:19 pm – Iwaizumi: you could be a stalker?
5:19 pm – Unknown: tru tru
5:19 pm – Unknown: i could
5:20 pm – Unknown: but
5:20 pm – Unknown: so could you （○゜ε＾○）
5:20 pm – Unknown: so i guess we’re even~
5:20 pm – Unknown: im oikawa tooru
5:21 pm – Oikawa: (^_<)~☆
5:21 pm – Iwaizumi: how does that make any sense
5:21 pm – Iwaizumi: …
5:22 pm – Iwaizumi: I’m Iwaizumi
5:22 pm – Oikawa: whats ur first name?
5:22 pm – Iwaizumi: You don’t need to know that
5:22 pm – Oikawa: fine
5:22 pm – Oikawa: ill just call you iwa-chan then~
5:22 pm – Iwaizumi: Don’t
5:28 pm – Iwaizumi: Shittykawa
5:29 pm – Oikawa: wow it took u so long to come up with that
5:29 pm – Oikawa: so creative iwa-chan~
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10:43 pm – Oikawa: IWA-CHAN HELP
10:43 pm – Oikawa: iWA-CHAN!!
10:44 pm – Oikawa: I CANN SEE YOUV READ MY MESSGAES!!
10:45 pm – Iwaizumi: Jesus Oikawa what do you want?
10:45 pm – Iwaizumi: also nice spelling
10:45 pm – Oikawa: now is nOT THE TIME IWA-CHAN! (#`皿´)
10:46 pm – Iwaizumi: but it is the time for emojis?
10:46 pm – Iwaizumi: Are you ok?
10:46 pm – Oikawa: ok so im on a bus right now
10:46 pm – Oikawa: and there are only like three ppl here
10:46 pm – Iwaizumi: Why the hell are you even on a bus at this time of night?
10:47 pm – Oikawa: i had stuff on ok?
10:47 pm – Oikawa: thats irrelevant
10:47 pm – Oikawa: but anyway i think the bus driver is kinda deaf
10:47 pm – Oikawa: either that or he hates me
10:47 pm – Iwaizumi: He probably hates you
10:48 pm – Oikawa: ssHH iwa-chan!
10:48 pm – Oikawa: anyways
10:48 pm – Oikawa: i told him a couple of times that my stop is coming up but he just stared at me and said nothing
10:48 pm – Oikawa: obviously we arent going to stop at every stop cause theres three of us
10:48 pm – Oikawa: so what if he doesnt stop at mine?!?!?!
10:49 pm – Iwaizumi: Can’t you just press the door button when you get there?
10:49 pm – Oikawa: its broken (╥_╥)
10:49 pm – Oikawa: and all the other ppl are asleep so i dont think theyre getting off anytime soon
10:49 pm – Oikawa: and he might just go straight past
10:49 pm – Iwaizumi: Tell him again
10:50 pm – Oikawa: no way i think he hates me
10:50 pm – Iwaizumi: It matters that much to you if a bus driver likes you?
10:50 pm – Iwaizumi: You’ll probably never even see him again after this
10:50 pm – Iwaizumi: How old are you, 12?
10:50 pm – Oikawa: im just popular ok?
10:51 pm – Oikawa: everyone loves me~
10:52 pm – Iwaizumi: If you say so…
10:53 pm – Oikawa: ok ok im about to get off the bus
10:53 pm – Oikawa: i have to talk to the driver
10:53 pm – Oikawa: wish me luck iwa-chan~!
10:53 pm – Iwaizumi: You shouldn’t need luck to use public transport
10:57 pm – Oikawa: im alive
10:58 pm – Oikawa: he glared at me and said he heard me the first time
10:58 pm – Oikawa: so rude
10:59 pm – Iwaizumi: He probably thought you were rude
10:59 pm – Iwaizumi: Go home already, ok?
10:59 pm – Iwaizumi: It’s late
11:00 pm – Oikawa: aww iwa-chan ur so caring (°ヮ°)
11:00 pm – Iwaizumi: I’m only saying it because you seem too damn incompetent to take a bus let alone walk home by yourself at midnight
11:00 pm – Oikawa: (--_--)
11:01 pm – Iwaizumi: And why did you have to ask me?
11:01 pm – Iwaizumi: What about this “Makki” you tried to text earlier?
11:01 pm – Oikawa: jealous iwa-chan? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11:02 pm – Iwaizumi: fuck you
11:02 pm – Oikawa: im mad at him
11:02 pm – Oikawa: and he wouldnt have helped me anyway
11:02 pm – Iwaizumi: Hmm
11:02 pm – Iwaizumi: He’d probably be asleep
11:03 pm – Iwaizumi: Like you should be
11:03 pm – Oikawa: im not a kid iwa-chan
11:03 pm – Iwaizumi: Well you sure as hell act like one
11:03 pm – Oikawa: ( ಠ╭╮ಠ )
11:03 pm – Iwaizumi: How old are you anyway?
11:04 pm – Oikawa: im 20 thank u very much
11:04 pm – Iwaizumi: Wow same age as me
11:04 pm – Iwaizumi: Huge maturity gap there
11:04 pm – Oikawa: so mean (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
11:05 pm – Iwaizumi: You should concentrate on where you’re walking
11:05 pm – Iwaizumi: Wouldn’t want you to walk into a pole or something
11:06 pm – Oikawa: wow
11:06 pm – Oikawa: i see how it is ( ｰ̀εｰ́ )
11:06 pm – Oikawa: night then iwa-chan~
11:06 pm – Iwaizumi: Night shittykawa
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Wednesday 27th September
7:14 am – Iwaizumi: I’m surprised you didn’t text me at some unearthly hour of the morning
7:14 am – Iwaizumi: I would’ve thought you’d be that kind of incredibly annoying person
7:17 am – Oikawa: excuse me i need my beauty sleep~
7:17 am – Oikawa: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
7:18 am – Iwaizumi: Of course you do
7:18 am – Oikawa: im not sure whether to be glad that u accept my beauty or be offended by that obvious sarcasm
7:18 am – Oikawa: its natural beauty got it? ☆(>ω・)
7:19 am – Iwaizumi: Wow
7:19 am – Iwaizumi: Egotistic much?
7:20 am – Oikawa: rude much?
7:20 am – Oikawa: i bet ur just jealous that ur not as gorgeous as i am~
7:20 am – Iwaizumi: Keep telling yourself that
7:21 am – Iwaizumi: Well I have to go to uni so bye
7:21 am – Oikawa: ooh what do u study?
7:21 am – Iwaizumi: I’m not telling you, stalker
7:21 am – Iwaizumi: You already know my surname and age
7:22 am – Oikawa: fine then
7:22 am – Oikawa: have fun being secretive (╥_╥)
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9:41 am – Oikawa: iwa-chan~~
9:41 am – Oikawa: IWA-CHAAAN~~~
9:42 am – Oikawa: guess what
9:42 am – Oikawa: ive got a fan club in my class
9:42 am – Oikawa: u can join if u want (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)~☆
9:44 am – Iwaizumi: What the fuck Oikawa?
9:44 am – Iwaizumi: I’m in class
9:45 am – Oikawa: VUUULLGAAAR LANGUAAAGGGEEEEE
9:45 am – Oikawa: im in class too dont worry (^_<)~☆
9:46 am – Iwaizumi: That totally reassured me thanks
9:46 am – Oikawa: youre welcome iwa-chan!
9:46 am – Iwaizumi: Sarcasm dumbass
9:46 am – Iwaizumi: Now go away
9:47 am – Iwaizumi: I’m trying to actually pay attention
9:47 am – Oikawa: hard-working iwa-chan!
9:47 am – Oikawa: cute ahahahha (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ
9:48 am – Iwaizumi: No
9:48 am – Oikawa: fine
9:48 am – Oikawa: ttyl then
9:48 am – Oikawa: (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)~☆
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1:51 pm – Oikawa: iwa-chan r u free?
1:51 pm – Oikawa: i wanna chat
1:55 pm – Iwaizumi: Don’t you have any actual friends?
1:55 pm – Oikawa: theyre annoying
1:55 pm – Oikawa: u arent annoying tho (^_<)~☆
1:55 pm – Iwaizumi: That’s because you’re the annoying one here
1:56 pm – Oikawa: wow way to be nice to ur friend
1:56 pm – Iwaizumi: We aren’t friends
1:56 pm – Iwaizumi: You’ve been texting me for less than 24 hours
1:57 pm – Oikawa: (--_--)
1:57 pm – Oikawa: well maybe i want a new friend
1:57 pm – Oikawa: since mine are rude anyway
1:58 pm – Iwaizumi: Maybe I don’t want a new friend
1:58 pm – Oikawa: everyone needs friends iwa-chan~
1:58 pm – Oikawa: hahah i bet ur a loner
1:58 pm – Iwaizumi: Are you sure I’m the loner?
1:59 pm – Iwaizumi: You’re the one who sounds desperate
1:59 pm – Oikawa: im just trying to be nice to u ok?
1:59 pm – Oikawa: after all ur a loner
2:00 pm – Oikawa: so what do u like to do?
2:00 pm – Iwaizumi: Study in peace
2:00 pm – Oikawa: boring
2:00 pm – Oikawa: as expected from poor lonely iwa-chan~
2:01 pm – Iwaizumi: I like sports
2:01 pm – Oikawa: ooh which ones?
2:01 pm – Iwaizumi: I don’t know… I quite like volleyball I guess
2:02 pm – Oikawa: volleyball?!
2:02 pm – Oikawa: same~!
2:02 pm – Oikawa: we have something in common ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
2:03 pm – Iwaizumi: Wow just what I always wanted
2:03 pm – Oikawa: so rude…
2:03 pm – Oikawa: do u have a job?
2:03 pm – Iwaizumi: Yeah
2:04 pm – Oikawa: ooh what do u do?
2:04 pm – Oikawa: where do u work?
2:04 pm – Iwaizumi: I’m not telling you
2:04 pm – Iwaizumi: You’ll fucking stalk me
2:05 pm – Oikawa: is that rlly what u think of me iwa-chan?
2:05 pm – Oikawa: a stalker?
2:05 pm – Oikawa: (╥_╥)
2:06 pm – Iwaizumi: Well why else would you keep texting me?
2:06 pm – Oikawa: idk maybe cause i actually like talking to u
2:06 pm – Oikawa: (↼_↼)
2:07 pm – Iwaizumi: Because you’re a loner who wants friends evidently
2:07 pm – Oikawa: iwa-chaaaan
2:07 pm – Oikawa: ヾ( ￣O￣)ツ
2:08 pm – Oikawa: well i like volleyball, space, milk bread, space and my fans
2:08 pm – Oikawa: thanks for asking (--_--)
2:08 pm – Iwaizumi: Honestly I didn’t need to know
2:08 pm – Iwaizumi: You said space twice by the way
2:08 pm – Oikawa: oops haha
2:09 pm – Oikawa: well i rlly like space so it doesnt matter
2:09 pm – Iwaizumi: Do you believe in aliens or something?
2:10 pm – Oikawa: theres definitely life out there
2:10 pm – Iwaizumi: Oh god you actually believe in them
2:10 pm – Iwaizumi: You’re such a child
2:10 pm – Iwaizumi: why am I still talking to you
2:11 pm – Oikawa: ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ
2:11 pm – Oikawa: you love me
2:11 pm – Iwaizumi: Lies
2:11 pm – Oikawa: well i gtg
2:11 pm – Oikawa: cant get distracted in class~
2:12 pm – Iwaizumi: Hypocritical much?
2:12 pm – Oikawa: (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)~☆
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4:26 pm – Oikawa: iwa-chan~
4:27 pm – Iwaizumi: What do you want?
4:27 pm – Oikawa: do u have any money?
4:27 pm – Oikawa: i wanna buy coffee
4:28 pm – Iwaizumi: Even if I did, why would I give it to you?
4:28 pm – Oikawa: cause were friends~
4:28 pm – Iwaizumi: I bet this whole conversation has been a scam
4:29 pm – Iwaizumi: You’re just in it for my money
4:29 pm – Oikawa: seriously
4:29 pm – Oikawa: wtf iwa-chan it was a joke
4:30 pm – Oikawa: im not a beggar i can buy my own coffee
4:30 pm – Oikawa: now i know what u rlly think of me (╥_╥)
4:30 pm – Iwaizumi: I’ve always doubted you, shittykawa
4:30 pm – Iwaizumi: It shouldn’t be a surprise
4:30 pm – Oikawa: ive never doubted u iwa-chan
4:31 pm – Oikawa: u rlly should be more grateful
4:40 pm – Oikawa: omg iwa-chan ull never guess what just happened it was awful
4:41 pm – Iwaizumi: What?
4:41 pm – Oikawa: i just got on the bus
4:41 pm – Oikawa: and its the same driver as last night ∑(ﾟﾛﾟ〃)
4:41 pm – Iwaizumi: So you’re scared of him now?
4:42 pm – Iwaizumi: Pretty boring story
4:42 pm – Oikawa: nooo it gets worse he recognised me
4:42 pm – Oikawa: i got a fright and spilled my coffee all over the front steps and his shoes
4:42 pm – Oikawa: and he just stared for a second
4:43 pm – Oikawa: i thought he was gonna kick me out
4:43 pm – Oikawa: but then he said if i did it again id have to pay to get the bus cleaned
4:43 pm – Oikawa: he hates me iwa-chan he hates me
4:43 pm – Oikawa: now all the other ppl are staring at me
4:44 pm – Oikawa: ｡ﾟ･ (>﹏<) ･ﾟ｡
4:44 pm – Iwaizumi: Congratulations you’ve got an enemy
4:44 pm – Iwaizumi: I’m so proud
4:44 pm – Oikawa: dont sound so amused
4:44 pm – Oikawa: it was rlly embarrassing
4:45 pm – Iwaizumi: I wish I’d been there to see
4:45 pm – Oikawa: why did i even tell you?!
4:45 pm – Iwaizumi: Because I’m your best friend apparently
4:46 pm – Oikawa: aww iwa-chan~
4:46 pm – Oikawa: u admitted it how sweet~~
4:46 pm – Oikawa: im taking a screenshot this is a momentous day (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و
4:47 pm – Iwaizumi: I never said we were friends
4:47 pm – Iwaizumi: I said you think we’re friends
4:47 pm – Oikawa: sure sure iwa-chan
4:47 pm – Oikawa: keep telling urself that
4:48 pm – Oikawa: (^_<)~☆