plasticflask (superciliousmoron)
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Pick your poison, babe (I'm poison either way) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
07 Feb 2026
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Phil sighs, and does what every sensible person would do, after being abandoned by their partner of thirteen years because it’s “the best for him”.
He opens Grindr.
He finds some buff guy named Hank who put in a selfie in a fitness studio, posing in front of a mirror to show off sweaty biceps. His bio says “I don’t do that pronoun shit, I do protein”, and Phil knows he’s perfect.
Dan breaks up with Phil. Phil decides to try and get him back the unconventional, yet effective route (Rage-Baiting).
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08 Feb 2026
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How long you would wait for me (your love was unmoved) by phacochere_9
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
05 Nov 2025
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Phil waited sixteen years, he is not in a hurry.
OR a little, emotional character study of Phil just before the hard launch video while he watches Dan freak out.
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06 Nov 2025
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wait, is this fucking book about us? by noxhsw for sunbeambisexual
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
10 Aug 2025
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Dan is a depressed lawyer, Phil is a sad romance author. They meet when they're stranded at an airport, thinking they'll never see each other again. But when Phil writes a book about their encounter, Dan wants to meet him once more.
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14 Oct 2025
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Jean received the news that Cavalry Captain and Quartermaster Kaeya Alberich was found approximately seventy-two hours after he was declared missing by the Reconnaissance Captain Spindrift Knight Eula Lawerance and the Outrider Amber. The letter that contained the news was slightly crumpled in the corner, though now it sat pristinely at the very front and center of the Grand Master’s desk, from the anemo allogene’s desperately eager grip.
The words, only contained within two meager sentences, were etched into her brain.
He has been recovered alive. Prepare healers he is in poor condition.
Status: Complete
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03 Oct 2025
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Tragedy always brings tears but it can also strengthen a friendship by aguslovescas
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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"You're bleeding too much for my liking, though," Kaeya went one, quieter this time. "Does anything feel broken?"
"I don't think so," she shook her head slightly before it made her actually nauseaus this time around. Then, if only for the sake of her concern, Amber forced herself to open her eyes.
"Oh no," Amber covered her mouth, as her heart dropped to the pit of her stomach at the sight. There was a huge rock on top of Kaeya's back.
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Day 1: collapsed lung - contusion - "well, that shouldn't have happened"
Series
- Part 19 of Dumb ways to die: kaeya version
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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02 Oct 2025