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where i am going (is right where i am) by GallifreyanFairytale
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 May 2024
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“You want to pretend we’re dating.”
“Exactly!” Ranpo claps their hands together. “We’ll go all out—I’m talking making out during office hours, disappearing to the bathroom together, calling each other stupid pet names, refusing to be separated when we don’t want to do work. Just imagine how everyone will react!”
Dazai considers this. He does rather enjoy annoying his coworkers—Kunikida especially. And no one in the office will be more perturbed by Dazai and Ranpo suddenly being an obnoxious couple. It’ll make Atsushi squirm. Sigma and Tanizaki will try to hide their discomfort until it eventually turns to annoyance, which will be hilarious. Naomi will just laugh at everyone.
Plus it’ll catch Chuuya so far off guard they won’t even know what hit them. It’s the perfect plan.
“Okay,” Dazai agrees. “Let’s do it.”
or: dazai kills a man, gets a boyfriend, has a gender crisis, confronts his own humanity, and starts to heal. not necessarily in that order.
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09 Aug 2026
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Call. That’s what he should do. Dial a number, never mind which one as long as it connects on the first try, and tell someone where he is and what the voices inside his head are tempting him with.
But what would he say?
"Good morning~, I’m thinking about jumping to my death, yes, yes, I know I still have paperwork to fill out, so could someone come and get me before a gust of wind blows me over?"
They’d hang up on him before he's made it through the first half of his sentence.
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- Part 4 of Armed Detective Family
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08 Aug 2026
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“I really do respect you, Ranpo, but I don't know how we're going to get along if you're this set on disliking me.”
“We won't”, Ranpo said, pink lips closing around a lollipop. “I was against taking you in, and I still am. You're not as good of an actor as you think you are.”
His expression fell, eyes colder, only for a split second. It was long enough for Ranpo’s mouth to twitch into something victorious.
Dazai has trouble settling in.
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06 Aug 2026
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Modern AU, where Chuuya is a PhD physics student working as a Teaching Assistant at his university while he's working on his thesis. But little does he know that his life is, in fact, a joke.
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02 Aug 2026
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more than kin, less than kind by mochaxmocha for Nailly
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2023
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Mori knows that if Oda Sakunosuke were to die, Dazai would likely leave the Port Mafia. Therefore, the Boss himself steps in to chase away Andre Gide and save Oda. This unexpected act of kindness seals Dazai's loyalty for Mori.
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02 Aug 2026