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    "It wouldn't matter if she were Jaehaerys himself come again... Rhaella is a woman..." Quote by Otto Hightower

    When a modern woman finds herself trapped in the body of Rhaella Targaryen, daughter of King Viserys, she panics when she realizes her father intends to name her heir to the Iron Throne. Her first instinct is to run. Unfortunately, she actually gives a shit about this new family she’s landed in, and she can’t bring herself to abandon Rhaenyra in the aftermath of Aemma’s death. Now, with no clear knowledge of how the future will unfold, Rhaella must plot her ascension while dodging assassination attempts, court politics, and Otto Hightower’s endless schemes. She never wanted the crown. Unfortunately, wanting never had anything to do with it...

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Ch 45

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    Taylor wasn't as lucky in February of 2011 when Sophia urged those boys to chase her. She was forced to defend herself, an action that brought her attention from the Protectorate. Wrong conclusions were made, and Taylor faced a choice of just how she would deal with being a probationary Ward.

    Years later, after Sophia's perfidy was revealed, the rest of the ENE has to deal with just what that choice meant.

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    11 Sep 2026

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    Look, I’ll be the first to admit that I had never much bought into the whole pearly gates or eternal damnation business. I couldn’t tell you what I was expecting of the afterlife - but it sure as hell wasn't this.

    Moody glowered. "What is with you today?"

    I grinned back at him. Oh, you have no idea.

    You died, the first time, on a random thursday afternoon. Waking up in the body of a young - and very much alive - Moaning Myrtle, you couldn't quite believe your luck. But alas, no rest for the newly deceased. There is work to be done. Between stopping Tom Riddle from opening the Chamber of Secrets, evading the Knights of Walpurgis, and figuring out just why Olive Hornby hates you so much, you’ve got a very busy afterlife.

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Ch 8

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    The Bella and Caius buddy time travel fic absolutely no one asked for.
    Eventual Aro/Bella, once Bella and Caius are done slacking off. I mean plotting.

    When Bella saves Edward in Volterra, Aro realizes she is his long awaited mate. Before he can explain, the Romanians attack and Caius escapes with a very confused Bella.

    Everyone thought Caius doesn’t have a gift. Queue Bella’s surprise when she learns he has two. With her help, he will send them back in time to save everyone. Eventually. (His second, arguably more important gift, is that he can eat human food and is up for late night cooking competitions after he gets over his initial disdain for his new sister-in-law.)

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    02 Sep 2026

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    Ch 38

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    These violent delights have violent ends, and all that glitters is not gold. Lysa is a terrible person doing terrible things, and deserves every terrible consequence that she will bring upon others and possibly herself as a result. Given that she's been reborn as a woman in Westeros, however, that's a price she's willing to pay. It's only gunpowder; what's the worst that can happen?

    Or, a villain protagonist makes trainwreck life choices, therefore fitting in with everyone in this god awful world. Readers may rubberneck in hatred or fascination, at your own choosing.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Ch 49