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    The Scientific Method by

    Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    29 Jul 2026

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    Spraying chlorine gas into your best friend's cloaca. Just another freaking Friday night.

    46 years really does a number on a guy. Grace is about to find out how, whether he likes it or not.

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    forever altered by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    16 Apr 2026

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    Grace is put on cleaning duty and gets a mysterious fourth bag of vodka for his troubles.

    Rocky begrudgingly takes on the role of Designated Driver slash Space Blob Supervisor, and receives a different kind of gift in return.

    “Grace. What are you doing?”

    Grace's mouth, still smushed against my xenonite, curves upward: Contentment, happiness, satisfaction. Interesting, that it should be prone to smiling when made stupid by ethanol, but not so much when it gets stupid because of a lack of sleep.

    “‘s called a kiss, buddy. I‘m givin’ you. A kiss. ‘cause you're my best friend annnnd I like you. And y’nno what, you're actually pretty nice. When you’re not goin’ outta your way to be mean to me, that is.”

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    The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    19 Jun 2026

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    After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Interstellar probes by

    Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    20 Aug 2026

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    Grace comes to terms with the fact that he's probably an interstellar homewrecker. Rocky finishes building his "tools."

    "So, I'm back in the lab, trying once again to focus on literally anything but the mysterious clinking emanating from Rocky's side of the ship. I still don't know for certain what he's been making, and he's been cagy whenever I try to needle him for information, but I can still make informed guesses. I try to let the scientist in me take the wheel whenever I think about it, though, or I'm liable to have a heart attack. My running theory is some kind of... phallus. To be put into me. There were a couple days earlier this week during our 'activities' where Rocky would fixate on my lower stomach and pelvis area, tapping away down there. And if his goal is to listen more closely to me without having to cut me open and get in my guts, that's about the best option he has."

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    21 Aug 2026

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    i'd take care of you, if you'd ask me to by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    18 Aug 2026

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    “Would it help––should I bring my dinner in too?” Grace jokes, smiling in preparation for the absolute symphony of disgusted whistles he knows Rocky will produce at the thought of them doing something as depraved as sharing a meal. “I’ve been saving this week’s half packet of ramen for just such an occasion––”

    [YES YES YES!] Rocky’s translator app suddenly blares from the laptop on the floor between them. [YES, ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT! GRACE RAMEN ♪♫♪♫ WITH ROCKY, AFFIRMATIVE! GRACE ROCKY EAT ♪♫♪♫ MEAL TOGETHER AFFIRMATIVE YES YES AFFIRMATIVE NOW.]

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    or, a fic to answer the questions: What if you fell in love for the first time in your 40s, and it just so happened to be with your alien best bud who has five legs, no face, and is already married? And then what if somehow you accidentally proposed to said alien best bud without knowing, because while you may be Earth's best and brightest, you also notoriously suck at close interpersonal relationships (and also you have permanent memory damage)? What then?

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    21 Aug 2026