7 Bookmarks by prozac_shaped_urn

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    When Deborah gets the gig of a lifetime, she enlists Ava to help her prepare. Set post-Season 2/an alternate to S3.

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    “Please tell me you’re calling to talk shit about Pete Davidson beating you on Fallon last night, because that was rich.”

    There she was. Like it hadn’t been over a month since they’d last spoken, right after she dropped the lawsuit and Ava called to thank her. Like Ava hadn’t been just as busy, too busy to send her usual Monday Morning meme dump, let alone catch up on the new directions their lives were headed.

    “He did not beat me.” Deborah insisted. “I gave up in the last round because Kim was staring at him from the wings and I didn’t want him embarrassing himself, so I let him win.”

    “Sure you did.” Ava snarked. Deborah could hear the shit-eating grin through the phone. “Because I know how invested you are in their relationship.”

    “Well, this one’s gotta stick. Guy’s only got three wishes before whatever genie he begged to make his dick bigger sucks it all back into his magic lamp.” She bit her lip as Ava laughed. “Anyway, hi.”

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    08 Aug 2024

  2. Rec 23

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    After having gone three very frustrating days without masturbating, Ava is on the verge of going insane. All she wants is to lock herself in her room and get off. She's so, so, so close to finally being able to, too... when Deborah ruins her plans.

    Ava just cannot catch a fucking break, can she?

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    13 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    How to write porn 101

  3. Rec 9

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    Maybe Jimmy wasn't exaggerating and the magic kit really was terrible because by the time Deborah's jet touched down at JFK, Deborah and Ava were handcuffed together.

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    13 Jul 2024

  4. Rec 8

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    What happens when Ava wakes up naked and panicking in Deborah’s bed.

    CW: this is very heavily about panic attacks and flashbacks and has a brief mention of past SA, so please proceed with care and caution.

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    24 Jun 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Panic attacks and flashbacks handled with care and accuracy. Must-read for anyone who's writing about those topics.

  5. Rec 7

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    Her cunt reminds her of a warm afternoon in Cyprus with Baird: her burgeoning slick like the baths of Aphrodite, and Martyn, in this moment, her Adonis, lapping up a desperate drink on a break from his hunt, vulnerable and eager and as ripe as the figs in the old tree above.

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    10 Jul 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh my god?? Holy shit??? Reading this is insufficient; I must print it out and devour it whole.

  6. Rec 30

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    After Deborah dropped the lawsuit, Ava thought she'd never see her again. But when Deborah showed up out of the blue and asked Ava to take a little road trip with her, she was too curious to say no.

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    21 Jul 2022

  7. Rec *

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    “Seven times?” Deborah drops the pillow, staring at Ava in disbelief. “Oh fuck off, Ava, even if those basketball hands were battery operated you couldn’t—”

    “Okay so first of all,” Ava interrupts, raising one finger right in front of Deborah’s face, “I have a lot more tools at my disposal than my freakishly long fingers, which, by the way, no one has ever complained about.”

    or, the one where Deborah is skeptical, Ava has a reputation to maintain, and things get out of hand.

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    19 May 2022

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