dramaticbanjo
Fandoms
Recent works
-
It's Always The Damn Feeling by dramaticbanjo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
12 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
After the tremendous task of realizing his feelings towards his best friend, Red Alert has an even more daunting task ahead of him: actually telling Inferno. Surely, this can't be too complicated.
Series
- Part 3 of One Damn Thing At A Time
-
The Debt Collector's Long Walk by dramaticbanjo
Fandoms: Magic: The Gathering (Card Game)
10 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Created to be an unfeeling agent of the undying syndicate, Virgilith the Debt Collector defies their supposed purpose by awakening as a Planeswalker.
-
It’s Always the Damn Calendar by dramaticbanjo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
02 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
In the midst of his growing friendship with Inferno, Red Alert realizes he might be a feeling something a little bit… stronger than that. In a fit of madness (his words) he purchases the fire station’s calendar because Inferno is featured in it.
Series
- Part 2 of One Damn Thing At A Time
-
Love in the Air? Wrong, its Sand! by dramaticbanjo
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
15 May 2026
Tags
Summary
Hanging out at Maccadam's, Tankor gets to watch Sandstorm go from stalking his buddy Tall Tankor to dating him.
Yay, just what he wants to deal with.
Recent series
-
One Damn Thing At A Time by dramaticbanjo
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
12 Jun 2026
Summary
In which Red Alert stumbles, trips, and falls into Inferno’s arms (and bounteous bosom).
- Words:
- 4,553
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Prompt: "you’re hurting me"
Five times Gaara's sand acted without his control, and one time it didn't.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,578
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 34
- Kudos:
- 1,304
- Bookmarks:
- 167
- Hits:
- 7,329
Bookmarked by dramaticbanjo
29 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The thing about returning home bruised and exhausted after a mission is that eventually kissing your boyfriend in public starts to sound less like a mistake and more like self-care.
Or: Kakashi hard-launches his relationship with Gai by kissing him in front of several deeply unprepared jōnin.
Bookmarked by dramaticbanjo
29 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
"You're forty-five," said Gai—a little vindictively, because it was funny to see Kakashi rear back in shock every time and Gai deserved to get something out of this experience. "You're mostly retired, except you took a B-rank mission to 'keep yourself fit' and managed to get yourself kicked in the back of the head by some no-name missing nin who isn't even in the Bingo Book. And now you've forgotten half your life and you keep getting up and causing problems instead of lying down and getting better."
Bookmarked by dramaticbanjo
29 Jun 2026
-
sing it to the world by driedupwishes
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
25 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Most people meet their parents in standard, almost traditional ways. They’re born to them and meet them before their memory even develops, they’re adopted or fostered by them through an agency, or they meet one half of them as a process of them becoming a parent, like when Hiro-kun’s dad started dating the woman he’d later call mom in fourth grade.
Haruka isn’t like any of the other kids she knows, though. She meets her parents in terrifying, messed up situations, when they’re just strangers struggling to stay alive, before they have any idea that they’ll one day be a family. Sometimes Haruka still sees those moments as set dressing for her nightmares like backdrops in a theater. Her mom she especially sees in her nightmares and dreams, since she can’t see her anywhere else except when they visit her grave.
Still, though, she wouldn’t change anything about it. She meets her dad, Kiryu Kazuma, in that blood soaked bar and he’s quiet but kind from the get go.
Her father, however… Well, meeting him might be the most unconventional meeting of any parent-figure on the planet.
Bookmarked by dramaticbanjo
29 Jun 2026
-
I Love You Like A Table by Dogupontheroof
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
10 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
Akiyama planned a beautiful proposal as a way to get his assistant Hana to come back to Tokyo with him. He's just got to get past a few small obstacles.
Bookmarked by dramaticbanjo
29 Jun 2026