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it's too cliché (won't say i'm in love) by bouquet_of_sharpenedpencils
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Apr 2020
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Beelzebub took a step toward him, their arms crossed, eyes narrowed. “You were given an asszzignment, Crowley. Find a weakness; then exploit it.”
He spread his hands wide in the moonlight, a careless gesture. “I gave it my best shot, but they don’t call him ‘Earth’s Mightiest Hero’ for nothing,” he quipped.
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The Disney's Hercules!AU nobody asked for
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Twist me up 'til we blur the lines by SweetSilentSteps
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
13 Mar 2022
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The first time they fell into bed together, they barely bothered with taking their clothes off.
Ashton and Fearne start having sex, feelings ensue.
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13 Feb 2025
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Navigate These Crooked Paths by SweetSilentSteps for Mantis (lizandletdie)
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
01 Jan 2024
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When popular Pornstar Dorian Storm AKA 'BabyBlue' first reached out to the cute pole instructor his friend recommended, he only wanted a few lessons to give his subscribers something new and fresh. Then he actually met Orym Ashari and things went downhill quickly.
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13 Feb 2025
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“Are you quite sure it’s alright for me to be here, Ashton?”
Ashton’s hands stilled on her laces, looking up at her from the concrete he was knelt on. “What do you mean?”
"Well, you know, I’m new here.” Ashton was frowning now, absentmindedly moving back to continue tying her laces. Her own hands, free of something to occupy them, instead wrestled each other in her lap. “And they’re all, uhm, on skateboards and I’m-”
“On rollerskates?” Ashton finished her laces and tugged them tight before tucking them into the side of her boots. He laughed – not unkindly – and stood up, looking around for where he’d left his board. “Laudna, this isn’t West Side Story, this park isn’t skateboard territory.”
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After years of rollerskating in isolation, Laudna finally takes Ashton up on their offer to join them at the local skatepark, where she meets Imogen. Ill-advised tricks and flirting ensue, with varying degrees of success across the board.
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10 Feb 2025
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Different Tactics by NaHoney
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
19 Jun 2023
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After realising that Tech’s heart rate will not raise under any circumstances, you decide to take it into your own mission to get the goggled clones heart rate pulsing.
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- Part 8 of Tech One Shots: The Bad Batch
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18 Jun 2024
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Tongue Tied by NaHoney
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
25 Feb 2024
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Crosshair wants to show you what else his tongue can do.
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- Part 5 of Crosshair One Shots: The Bad Batch
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03 Apr 2024