5 Works by absolutelynotbitch

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  1. Arcane Kinktober 2025 by ,

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)  

    16 Oct 2025

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    ⚠️ Disclaimer: idk who needs to hear this, but don’t fuck your siblings, don’t abduct your girlfriend in an alien ship, and don’t get yourself imprisoned just to get screwed by guards and treated like an animal. This is fiction. Fiction ≠ reality.

    If you love a pairing, yell at me in the comments. I will cave and write more of it. 💋

    Comments are open for filth and fun — not for conspiracy theories. If you think my lesbian smut is political commentary, please touch some grass 💋

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,492
    Chapters:
    16/31
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    8,128

  2. MILFs, Misunderstandings and Midnight Snacks by

    Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends  

    29 May 2025

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    When Vi moves in to a new neighborhood, she's immediately taken aback by the sprawling house catty corner to her own. But is the rich Piltie bitch across the street all she seems?

    aka POV switching MILF Caitlyn that her neighbor Vi sets her sights on to fuck - smut happens before romance DW I gotchu 🤞

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,282
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,210

  3. Rule #34 - Himiko Toga x Reader by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    05 Jun 2024

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    Entertaining a villain who has a crush on you has consequences...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    890
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    3,058

  4. Baby I'm Yours - Bk x Reader by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    03 Mar 2024

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,426
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    2,268

  5. We'll shelter and adore you more than anything - KrBk x Reader by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    29 Feb 2024

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    When the reader has a breakdown and needs reassurance, their boys are there to kiss (and /gently/ fuck) the pain away.
    Lowkey just wanted to write these cuties. Sue me.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3,642

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