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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    I actually love this so much omg
    The drarry is drarrying and the plot is forming
    Also, pretzel

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    After being told that he needs an ‘outstanding’ potions grade to continue it at NEWTs level, Harry starts to study and practice, developing a love for studying and learning. This leads to him becoming far more proficient at more difficult magic, helped by his meeting with death but how will he fare with a Professor Umbridge out to get him? If he does survive, how will it affect him and most of all will his potions project with Draco Malfoy be the making or breaking of him?

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    25 Nov 2024

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    So good but unfinished T-T
    Training in CoS w/ Draco and snape

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    After the war, Harry Potter comes back to Hogwarts along with his friends for his eighth year of schooling. With the Dark Lord dead, it looks like Harry will finally have a year free of drama and mystery. However, he faces more and more impromptu trips to the infirmary, run-ins with Malfoy, and conversations with serpents. When a new threat arises from the ashes of the war, a threat that reeks of dark magic, Harry is thrown back into being the Wizarding World’s saviour once more.

    And what is it with Slytherins and their bloody snakes?!

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    05 Dec 2024

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    Alright yeah that's gay

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    So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Really funny, Harry just bullshitting his way to victory

    Not drarry but I'll probably look for it again soo

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    Chase and Nox take a fun vacation as newlyweds!

    Part of the Haunted by You AU

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Bro T v T this is so sweet