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Yae Miko's Newest Novel: I Adopted an Archon and I Didn’t Know It by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Feb 2024
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There was a child on the divan.
She didn’t look particularly old, perhaps five or six, with startlingly white and silver hair tipped with green. Her eyes were intensely green and though she seemed surprised to see Kaveh, her smile was sweet. “Hello,” she said. “Are you Kaveh?”
“Um,” Kaveh said eloquently. “Yes?”
Kaveh comes back from a trip into the desert for inspiration and finds out that Alhaitham's daughter will be staying with them for an undetermined amount of time.
He's perfectly normal about this.
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A Rhombus Has Two Acute Angles by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Sep 2023
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It is a well-known fact to Cyno and Tighnari that despite the evidence otherwise, Alhaitham is capable of emotion.
Specifically, he is capable of missing Kaveh when he is away on his many trips to the desert for inspiration and he is capable of moping.
Tighnari wonders if they should step in, because he was growing worried that Alhaitham and Kaveh would never figure out that they were in love with each other. Cyno is much less worried.
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- Part 3 of Adventure's Lost its Meaning
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In Vino, Veritas by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Sep 2023
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When he realized that Alhaitham had been acting...strange ever since the night Kaveh got drunk and Alhaitham broke his hearing aids, Kaveh did what he was best at: he denied that there was a problem and ran away to the desert to clear his head and pretend it never happened.
When he came back, Alhaitham was drunk and, according to Tighnari, did it regularly because he was moping. But that couldn't be right. Alhaitham hated him.
...right?
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- Part 2 of Adventure's Lost its Meaning
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Scaramouche thought he knew what he was getting into when he accepted Lyney's shameful and pathetic request to be on his knees.
Oh, how wrong he was.
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- Part 1 of An Apple a Day Keeps Baizhu Away
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Homeward Bound In Time by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Aug 2023
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Alhaitham would not describe himself as a particularly caring person. Yet he was still in the position of taking care of an incredibly inebriated Kaveh.
It leads to several secrets that Kaveh is clearly not ready to reveal to Alhaitham.
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- Part 1 of Adventure's Lost its Meaning
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A King's Favor by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2023
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For as long as he could remember, Mobei-Jun had been taught how to rule the Northern Kingdom.
However, after he married Shang Qinghua, he learned that he could entrust many matters in his husband's very capable hands. This meant that he had to find a hobby to fill his time, such as spoiling the young disciples of An Ding Peak...
...or spending time with his husband.
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- Part 1 of Year of the Rabbit
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Longevity Noodle by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2023
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The last thing that Nie Mingjue remembers is dying, cursing his murderer.
The next thing he knew, he was waking up again with a strange thing calling itself a System that promised that he could get his revenge…eventually. He had been reincarnated, it explained, and in time, with enough points, he could fulfill his dying wish.
Except…well. His new body?
He was a dragon.
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- Part 4 of Year of the Rabbit
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End Racism in the OTW | A Huli Jing in Sheep's Clothing by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Feb 2023
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Wei Wuxian’s tails wiggled in barely-concealed excitement. He lit two sticks of incense and bowed to the shrine.
“Baba, Fuqin,” he said as he rose to look up at the paired figures. “I found someone. I pray for luck in getting him.”
He could almost hear his baba’s laugh, dry and sarcastic and nearly cruel to anyone who was not fuqin. Luck, what luck? Do it yourself, little brat.
Laughing, Wei Wuxian placed the incense in the holder. “I will,” he promised.
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Wei Ying wandered to the human realm, found a fascinating person, and refused to let go.
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- Part 6 of Year of the Rabbit
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We Will Be by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 May 2022
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Wei Wuxian's daemon from several points of view.
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- Part 1 of Infinite as the Sky
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Like Stars by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2021
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While investigating the Ghost Groom of Yu Jun, Xie Lian encounters someone strange.
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Or: a brief retelling of a romantic walk through the woods, but with a Furby.
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- Part 9 of Tastes Like Yellow
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Reap What You Sow by Dracoduceus for sksNinja, ShittyHero
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
31 Oct 2021
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Poor Fes. He was always such a curious little thing. As a Helper, he was never allowed in the Workshop, much less in the special “restricted” section of Santa Cassidy’s work area. He’d heard all of the fun and interesting things back there and only wanted to take a peek.
Unfortunately, he only ended up waking a horror that he hadn’t expected.
Furbies.
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- Part 8 of Tastes Like Yellow
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End Racism in the OTW | Gods, Ghosts, and Daemons by Dracoduceus for ShittyHero
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
25 Jul 2021
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After the incident on Mount Yujun, Xie Lian and his daemon Mantou meet an interesting pair on the back of an ox cart.
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- Part 1 of Ashes to Ashes
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A continuation of Angels and Demons.
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The Prince's pretty Consort causes trouble.
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- Part 3 of Angels and Demons
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There are few things better than having your Demon Prince mate preen your wings.
Well...there are a few things that Hanzo can think of, but sometimes it's a tough call.
(Continuation of Angels and Demons)
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- Part 2 of Angels and Demons
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When Hanzo is unable to serve as a sniper for a mission due to injuring his arm, McCree steps up to the plate.
He insists that he needs to look the part. Hanzo agrees. Everyone else is not so sure.
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McCree reluctantly goes to a party thrown by his friend Genji and meets a handsome stranger. He's never been one for sex but...well, for this man? He might be able to.
Suddenly, for once he's in the strange position of not wanting sex...but still wanting sex with Hanzo.
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- Part 1 of Pride
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An angel fell in love with a human. They tipped their wings and landed, took on mortal guise, and embraced him as his. They never forgot what they were and wept for the time when the truth came out and they would have to leave.
A demon fell in love with a human. They clawed their way to the Earth, took on mortal guise, and embraced the man as his. They never forgot what they were and wept tears that tasted like ash for the time when the truth came out and they would have to leave, and the bittersweet hope that they would meet again.
They would move Heaven and Hell to be reunited but neither had dominion on Earth or Heaven.
So they waited.
And they loved.
On borrowed time.
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- Part 1 of Angels and Demons
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While traveling through the desert with his most devoted worshippers, Hanzo decided to take a break, and perhaps a nap, in the cool waters of the nearby river.
When he woke up, he found that he wasn't alone.
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- Part 1 of On the Altar
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Hanzo lets Jesse do the voice over for one of his makeup videos, and it kind of just turns into an excuse for Jesse to brag about his boyfriend to hundreds of thousands of people.
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There are sounds echoing in a space between spaces.
A demon in a throne, the human that summoned him on his knees.
...oh. He's enjoying this.
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- Part 1 of Tastes Like Yellow