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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Scout was stumped. And annoyed. And vaguely sweaty. But that last bit didn’t necessarily have any correlation with the other two. That would be the offending beams of the oppressive desert sun, coercing the water of his body eek itself out from his sweat glands.

    No, see what has got Scout so riled is Sniper. Well, not the man in general, per say, more accurately— a bet. Struck between the two, a few weeks ago.

    Or, Scout is ironically, a dog with a bone when it comes to Anything interesting. And Sniper is a god given jackpot in that regard.

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    25 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Miss Pauling goes to town, kills two people, and extracts seven mercenaries from a holding cell. Why are they in a cell? It's complicated.

    4.3k words worth of mercs explaining themselves, or: one long noodle incident joke.

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    28 May 2026

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    Absolute peak

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    Sniper has no idea why, but here lately, Scout's been coming over to his camper. Every night. At exactly seven p.m. At first it just seems like Scout wants someone to talk to--someone like Sniper, someone too polite to tell him to piss off--but Sniper's beginning to think Scout desires a little more than just conversation. [FINALLY COMPLETE]

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    27 May 2026

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    He had been following this lead ever since that first strike at the Isabella Stewart Museum in Boston. The year was 1968. In the middle of the night, 8 different pieces of art were stolen, everything valued in a total of half a million dollars. There was no evidence left that could hint to the identity of the culprit. All that indicated there had been a breaking in was the open panel of skylight, the destroyed camera feed in the security room, and the tied-up guards, who couldn’t even see what hit them.

    Mysteries like these there had been a handful, committed by older burglars, who had already been active for years. But what really dragged the Agent’s attention to this case was the fact that, after several days of the police exhaustively searching for suspects, all the stolen pieces were returned one night, by the same burglar that took them. How did they know it was the same person? The thief left a note, with the phrase ‘too easy!’ written on it, signed with the pseudonym of ‘The Scout’.

     

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    Speedingbullet but Cop and Robber AU, hope you enjoy

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    12 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Wow

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Young Scout tries to impress his friend with a bird.

    Shenanigans insue.

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    29 Apr 2026