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    Harry Potter was having a horrible summer. He'd just lost his godfather, he was told he was supposed to fulfill a terrifying prophesy, and his body decided to rebel against him as some kind of spell slowly began to wear off. How was he supposed to deal with all this and the new mysteries being thrown his way? Also, how does one walk in high heels anyway?

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    25 Apr 2026

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    After an unexpected birthday surprise, Harry Potter finds himself suddenly very different from what he was just a day before, and somehow taking care of a baby in need. However, his short and painful life has taught him that no one is safe around Harry Potter. So, how else can be protect this innocent baby but to kill off Harry Potter and become someone new. And, who best to help him than the one person who would really like him to not be James Potter's son...Severus Snape.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    "Ignore the dementor; really, it's fine. There are no monsters here. It's just me…Harry."

    When things go very wrong before his fifth year, Harry Potter tries to pretend everything is normal…while also taking care of his Harry-suit so that it stays healthy and alive and learning to rein in his new powers, yeah everything is definitely normal.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    There were very few things in Harry Potter's life that he was certain of. There was one absolute certainty though; he'd felt it in his bones for as long as he could remember. He, Harry Potter, was dead. The living people around him might not believe, but the dead sure did. Oh well, it doesn't impact his life much. Besides, it's nice to get help with his schoolwork from his parents.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.

    Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
    Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrested

    As it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.

    Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
    Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
    Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
    Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
    Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
    Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at him

    It was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...

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    18 Apr 2026

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