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    A place for farkenshnoffingottom's current and future Ted Lasso podfics (likely all Jamie-centric, knowing me). Works are unrelated, unless otherwise specified

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    It's a PODFUCKERY!

    a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!

    A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!

    Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!

    Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!

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  1. Public Bookmark 10

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    Bored of running one of the most successful tour guiding and travel publishing companies in the world, Ed decides to go check out a rival company's tour as he considers his own future. He doesn't realize that the company's owner, the charming Gentleman Tour Guide himself, will be running this tour of Portugal personally.

    Ed is immediately taken with Stede, but lying doesn't make for a good start to a relationship. Besides, Ed has long since stopped trying to find a soulmate.

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Stede’s been bringing his queer book club to Ed’s bar for a couple of months now, and Ed’s been nursing a bit of a crush (okay a lot of a crush) basically since the moment he walked in. He doesn’t intend to act on it, doesn’t really think Stede would be interested in him anyway, but then he overhears them talking about their most recent book - a smutty romance that Lucius picked. Stede didn’t enjoy it, doesn’t think relationships like that exist in the real world. That all-consuming, ‘can’t keep your hands off each other’, desperate wanting. And, well, he can’t have that. Stede might just be the guy of his dreams, so if nothing else Ed knows he can show Stede what it feels like to be wanted.

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    21 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Stede is launching a new ethical porn website when his boyfriend and partner drops out. Enter Ed Teach, the most attractive person he's ever seen, offering to step in as his partner. How can he avoid wanting something more than just a screen sex partner?

    Ed Teach thinks it's a great idea at first to offer to do porn with the hottest guy he's ever seen. They quickly fall into a friends with benefits sort of arrangement, but Ed realizes to his dismay that his feelings for Stede are growing. It’s too weird to ask him out now, though, right?

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    A pining while fucking AU using some of the OFMD Kinktober prompts

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    18 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    When Stede Bonnet ventures back to his hometown of Wellfleet, Massachusetts, he's expecting to have to deal with his father, his soon-to-be-ex-wife, and the twin bullies from his childhood.

    He's not expecting the shark.

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    07 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Zheng's partners are unavailable when she returns from a long business trip, Ed and Stede unexpectedly proposition her.

    She's lonely and horny. Why the hell not?

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    23 Sep 2025