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Art by: Groundbrains 😍❤️ xox
Draco Malfoy has two problems:
- he hasn’t figured out today’s word after three tries
- he desperately wants to shag Hermione Granger.A quick little crack-fic that follows Draco and Theo through their journey to Muggle Tech, surviving each other, and their plan to get Draco out of his head and into the Golden Girl’s knickers.
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Bookmarked by LiquidUnicorn
19 Aug 2026
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Hermione Granger takes one look at Professor Draco Malfoy's lecture and starts pulling at the loose threads. At some point, their classroom debates escalate and neither of them remembers what they were arguing about in the first place.
OR: in which Hermione walks Draco like a dog.
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Bookmarked by LiquidUnicorn
19 Aug 2026
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Sabbatical: a break or change from a normal routine (as of employment)
Hermione Granger is in the south of France on a completely normal sabbatical and is decidedly NOT hiding from her ex-fiancé. When an unexpected face helps her out of a bind, sparks fly, leading to a night on the town she’ll never forget.
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- English
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by LiquidUnicorn
18 Aug 2026
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Here the bloody Ministry goes again. As if they hadn't fucked up everyone's lives before, the new marriage mandate requires all single witches and wizards of age to be bonded.
Draco had seemingly got his life together, as much as he could manage anyway. This bond however, definitely throws a wrench in his plans.
Hermione is finally settling into her new and calm life after the war. Opening her bookshop is the best thing she's ever done for herself. Now she has to marry Malfoy. Not only that, but be bonded… magically… to Malfoy.
Merlin help them.Bookmarked by LiquidUnicorn
18 Aug 2026
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While tackling one of the remaining wings of Malfoy Manor, Hermione and Draco get trapped in a room that has clearly been prepared for a Beltane fertility ritual.
Better yet: the Manor won’t let them out until they fuck right.
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Bookmarked by LiquidUnicorn
16 Aug 2026
