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The Adventures of the Gentleman Prostitute! by KiwiHelix
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Aug 2023
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"I’m no prostitute, mate!” But then Stede had a brilliant idea…In which Stede becomes a prostitute, is really bad at it, but finds love and family anyway.
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Like a Match Falling Through a Cave by momebie (katilara)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
26 Aug 2022
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He swings the man around and goes back in to finish his meal. Before, where he could only smell the tang of blood and the ozone of the night, there is now a decidedly heavy musk coming from Anton. It’s not unpleasant, just overpowering now that he’s close, and it makes something in Viago’s gut shift to be drinking so deeply and thinking of Anton at the same time. Life is full of intimacies, an immortal life exponentially so, but there are still some he does not like to get crossed. Two of them are friend and food.
He wonders what it would be like to eat Anton up.
(Or, they get it together, eventually.)
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12 Oct 2026
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Viago trusts a werewolf, gets the vapours over a park ranger uniform, meets Anton's mother and discovers sticky notes, not in that order.
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10 Oct 2026
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And there's a chance that things'll get weird. Yeah, that's a possibility. by pintpotjudas for postcardmystery
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
28 Oct 2022
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Viago gets dumped by the love of his afterlife, and everyone does their level (terrible) best to help him move on. Anton knows a thing or two about not getting the life you thought you were going to have. The camera crew are back to film every moment of it. More or less.
“Katherine left Viago a note.” Deacon says, turning to the camera and making a face as a moan of anguish echoes from behind the closed door of Viago’s chamber. “It seems that she met a younger man at the bingo hall, and they have- well, not ‘run’ away, because I do not think he can run with that metal frame thing he has to use to get about but- they have left.”
A crash comes from inside the room, and then more heartbroken crying.
Deacon winces. “Vladislav is comforting him.”
“We could just kill her if you like-” Vladislav can be heard saying.
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07 Oct 2026
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“Would you like a tour?” He asks, glancing at the crowded room. “I do not want to butt in on any of their games, so I was going to wait until the next round.” Anton blinks again.
“Yeah, sure,” he says, a little apprehensive about being alone with a vampire so soon, but he has a gut feeling Viago isn’t going to hurt him. Viago’s nose twitches.
“I won’t bite,” he says, eyes shining with mirth, his fangs glinting their contradiction as they tease over his bottom lip in that strange little smile.
“You can’t just smell my emotions, man, that’s cheating,” Anton accuses, but he’s fighting a grin. He grabs a beer from the cooler before following Viago out of the room.
"Like you are one to talk."
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05 Oct 2026
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In which Viago enjoys puzzles, and Anton is just puzzled.
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02 Oct 2026