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    Rose volunteers for a nonprofit that rescues sex-trafficked omegas, and Shane thinks it's a great cause. He even attends their fundraising galas.

    Then, one night, Rose calls to ask for a favor: She wants Shane to let a recently-rescued male omega live with him. In his apartment.

    His name is Ilya, Rose explains, and the thing is, despite omega hormone levels, he acts and smells just like an alpha. He can't keep staying in an omega group home because he's scaring the other omegas and endangering the staff.

    But he could live with Shane, Rose insists. "You're a big strong alpha hockey player, so he can't intimidate you physically. But also he needs to feel safe, which he can with you, because you're not like other alphas." She pauses. "You know?"

    By which she means Shane has never had a full rut, his scent glands barely work, he can't form a knot, and he has no interest in sticking his dick in anyone. Which, whatever. It's fine.

    But if being a failure as an alpha means he can help this omega, Ilya, who's apparently as much of a biological anomaly as Shane is…

    Shane says yes.

    And maybe it's a stupid decision. But he knows that it's also the right one.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Chapter 22

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    Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
    It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.

    What could go wrong?

    ( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Chapter 17

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    Grace wakes up aboard the Hail Mary, confused, dazed, of course. One of the crew is dead, and the other is still in their coma.

    And then he's suddenly not alone, with someone who also can barely remember how they got here.

    Their memories as to how they got here are not helping much either, but one's might be returning faster than the others.. at the detriment of their sanity.

    (AU where Ilyukhina didn't end up on the ship, Simon is raised in a cult on Earth, is an amputee with a prosthesis and ended up an engineer on the Hail Mary. Plot will be canon but not at the same time, I'm gonna do my best)

    (Story switches between Grace centric and Simon centric during different chapters, but honestly its becoming very Simon centric as time goes on)

    Each title chapter is a lyric from a song that gives BloodyMary to me, will put songs in chapter notes

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Chapter 7

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    Two weeks after the disaster of a conference that was meant to be his academic victory run and the successful start of the rest of his life as a molecular biologist, Ryland Grace escapes to one of Washington’s state parks. Hiding away in his twin brother’s cabin, Ryland has to come to terms with the fact that the life he worked so hard for had slipped right through his fingers because his ego had been larger than his logical brain, and now he’s haunted by a community of scientists and online enthusiasts yearning to run what little is left of his dignity into the ground.

    But as a hike, one fuelled mostly by spite because obviously he didn’t learn his lesson just yet, goes south, he’s forced to call the rangers for help. And because life hates him, the ranger who told him not to wander into the woods is the one to take his call.

    Something about ranger Simon’s disapproving and definitely disappointed look cuts deeper than he anticipated.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    Chapter 21

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    Everything goes haywire, and Jack lands straight into the land of Vikings and… Dragons?

    Jack is now stuck at least a thousand years into the past. I mean- it's great and all, especially now that everyone can see him (although it is a little weird) but being mortal, having absolutely no powers, and no way back in a land full of violence.

    Things are surely about to get rough...

    But maybe... The son of the chief. The only one who maybe- trusts him. A scrawny young kid named Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the III (horrendous name, I know), could help him out.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    Chapter 1