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Let’s be honest. What’s the worst thing that could really come of mistaking a first-time stripper for a prostitute and encouraging them to go downtown? Kicked out and banned for life? Whatever. Worth it.
Now, let’s say that first-time stripper just so happens to be a blue-haired nutcase with braids and legs for days and a whimsical nature that delights in violence as much as cute? Let’s even top this shitshow sundae with an unfortunate expertise with explosives.
If your answer isn’t ‘getting extremely Jinxed’, you would do well to heed this cautionary tale.
Series
- Part 135 of Requests for Nitey