HappyCannibal



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    Dante's convinced that the best part of returning from Hell is getting to eat pizza again. Seeing his favorite nephew is an added bonus.

    When their impromptu family reunion ends up going far worse than he'd have liked, Dante quickly realizes that Nero isn't as fine as he thought the kid would be. His behavior is uncannily close to how Dante acted after he was forced to kill Nelo Angelo.

    Talking things out was never Dante's strong suit but he figures he's gotta do something before he loses the family he'd just put back together.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 86

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    Vergil and Nero are on a job high in the mountains after a set of campers went missing. While they do find several hordes of demons, the two of them are in no way prepared for a sudden infestation of underworld flora to rear its ugly head.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    The part doesn't represent the whole, yet it remains a part of it. The human and the demonic were parts of him, parts so intrinsic that he nearly died trying to favor one over the other. Despite this, this didn't make it any easier for him to grasp the idea of ​​being as human as he was demonic.
    Vergil has accepted his humanity, but he struggles to make it a present part of him, which causes problems. Especially when it comes to his relationship with his son.
    It seemed so easy when he was the feeble poet. Perhaps that's the key.

    No Vergil, stab yourself with Yamato its not a solu-... Fuck, he already did it, isn't it?

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Dante and Nero leave Nico alone with the barely reformed Vergil and she’s not too keen on having to babysit the brooding half demon. After all, what do you do when you babysit a brooding half-demon anyhow? Nico has no idea but she knows one thing; the Ice Queen has some catching up to do on pop culture and she’s just the one to help fix that.
    A story in which Vergil and Nico end up doing the unthinkable while left alone for a few hours. Will they break something? Will Vergil go on a hunt for power or will they end up wasting nearly two hours doing something much more…wholesome?

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Kyrie thought the whole thing was hilarious.

    "It's free stuff, Nero," she said, rolling her eyes as she cut the packaging off a new roll of socks that had been left on the kitchen table that morning. "We're not going to say no to free stuff."

    "You don't know where my father got those socks!" he argued.

    "They have a receipt."

    "He probably bought them with stolen money," Nero said. "Put those down, Kyrie. Those are blood socks. If my father thinks he can buy my affection with eight dollar blood socks, he is sorely mistaken."

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    08 Jun 2026