Colormatchmybutthole
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With Alastor’s Rut finally coming to an end, Charlie begins to be plagued with various and unusual symptoms of illness.
After discovering that Charlie is Pregnant, The pair try to piece together how to become parents as the arrival of their child grows closer by the day.
As time passes, the reality of this welcome news forces both Charlie and Alastor to confront certain aspects of both their past and present selves.
A Prequel story of how the Crowne Princess of Hell came to be.
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Charlie moves towards her full length mirror to look at her reflection. She smiles proudly and reaches up to straighten her bow tie after noticing that it is lopsided.
Her hands quickly fall to her waist.
There is a niggling feeling in the pit of her gut.
A small glimmer of…Something.
Something…New.
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- Part 4 of A Slice of Life
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“Alast—ow!”
He tugged your arm behind your back and smashed your face into the window, his sharp nails digging into your skin. Struggling against his tight grip, you felt coiling tendrils wrap around your legs and force them apart while another set lifted the skirt of your gown, the shadows as warm as Alastor’s own hands. You gasped when his hips pushed against your own, something long and hard poking into you.
A nervous sweat pricked at your skin. Quietly, you asked, “Y-you’re mad, aren’t you?”
Your husband demanded ultimate loyalty, but he never mentioned that he'd let himself get kidnapped by talking TV. As a former fallen angel afflicted with an insatiable desire for blood, your primary source of sustenance has vanished, and it's all of Hell that will end up paying for it.
That is, until Lucifer offers you the perfect outlet. Himself.
(Alastor/Reader/Lucifer) - Two Canon-Adjacent takes on what you're up to during Season 2.
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In which Charlie is a homewrecker.
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( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )
Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.
Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~
(EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)
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Charlie and Vaggie’s relationship hits a breaking point, when Vaggie in turns leaves in the middle of the night, it’s Alastor who comes for a front row seat to Charlie’s suffering. Or so he thought.