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Sirius Black is perfectly fine with James Potter having a girlfriend.
Really, he is.
He was just considerably less prepared for Lily Evans to become his friend too.
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- Part 4 of The Prophet's Fable Series
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27 Aug 2026
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“She’s going to find some unsuspecting wizard, get him to fall for her, and then do all the things that turn men away to get him to break things off! Won’t it be the best way to see what witches do that drives men crazy?” But what happens when the man in question is a blast from Lily Evans's past? A Jily Magical AU based on the romantic comedy "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days."
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27 Aug 2026
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Shoddy Cupboards; Shoddy Kitchens by Yallthemwitches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2026
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“Don’t let it go to your head,” Lily says breathlessly, “I don’t think it’s that deep, Potter. Just a word association thing—”
“Oh no, don’t downplay this for me,” James says, pulling his head up abruptly to stare at her. “I’ve just discovered that you’re turned on by the sound of my name. That’s…that’s the best news.”
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26 Aug 2026
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“Er–ok. So here’s the thing. Today, after practice I—”
“You wanked while saying Lily’s name in the locker room. Yeah, I’m aware.”
She says it so deadpan that James has to take a physical step back from shock. Behind him, the boys all fail at holding in their guffaws.
“Oi! Keep your voice down!” James hisses, swiveling his head from side to side. “I’m the bloody Head Boy! And—and there could be first years around!”
“Yeah, a Head Boy that goes around wanking in public showers,” Marlene snorts. “Some role model for impressionable youth you are."
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26 Aug 2026
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“Yeah, ok. Take the piss, I don’t care,” James says cooly, “Just because I’ve found my calling in life—”
“Shagging Evans is your calling in life?” Sirius says, raising his eyebrows.
“Yes! Hopefully!”
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16 Jul 2026
