Fuck Everything
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Fuck Group Therapy by anantipodean, floatycat, PhoenixArising
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
17 Jul 2026
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“Darling, the devil is not that into you—”
They were being so stupidly noisy. “Says who?” Lucifer demanded and pushed his mouth to Box’s screen.
What better way to prove to hell that friendship and cooperation work than by getting three of hell's most prominent residents into a therapy session together? Charlie wants Lucifer, Vox and Alastor to set their differences aside and talk their issues out. They want...not that.
Anything but that.
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- Part 1 of Fuck Everything
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Fuck Aquariums by anantipodean, floatycat, PhoenixArising
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jul 2026
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Lucifer turned around to glare at the pair of them. “What the hell?” he demanded. “Are you following me?”
Box and the bellhop blinked at him, a brief ‘signal not found’ flicking over Box’s screen while the bellhop’s smile stayed unnervingly still.
“Uh,” Box said eventually. “We’re on a date.”
Now it was Lucifer’s turn to blink. “Wait. What?”
“A date!” The bellhop interjected in that smarmy tone that he thought made him sound charming. “An outstandingly tedious courtship ritual that anyone with half a brain would recognise as the waste of time and energy it is—”
Lucifer flapped a hand at him for silence. “That’s nice for you,” and unexpected, but wouldn’t Charlie be pleased to know that her therapy sessions had some effect after all? “but I have an eel to watch.” He pointedly turned back to the tank.
Box and the bellhop continued to look at him.
“Um,” Box said after a moment. “We’re on the date. You and me, I mean.”
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- Part 2 of Fuck Everything