In which I say, get these men pregnant 🗣️
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Flambae notices some pretty concerning symptoms and immediately assumes he's going through early menopause.
And then he goes into labor and the one thing he's always wanted is placed in his arms- his daughter.
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Based on a Tumblr post I saw, it activated my monkey brain and had me doing way too much research for this.
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Robert never planned on having kids. It was something he knew he wanted, but felt unachievable given his work as Mecha Man.
Then the universe decides to conveniently intervene right around when Shroud blows him up, and Robert's left with an unexpected pregnancy he's immediately attached to, and a group of idiots falling over themselves trying to take care of both of them.
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Pregnant dispatcher au, because it's been haunting me
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Chad has a complicated relationship with his family, mainly with his niece. He loves her, he loves being her badass uncle, but sometimes he can't help but see her as the baby he couldn't have.
Because that's what she was, a daughter he didn't deserve, kept in the family by his sister and her motherly love.
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I can't think of a better description :(
Basically, I dreamed up a super weird idea of "what if Flambae's niece is actually his daughter, but he lost custody of her?" And the mpreg parasites in my brain went rabid for it
Please don't judge me, lol. I did NOT expect to write thisSeries
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How To Accidentally Acquire A Stepdad For Your Kid By Being Miserable And Pathetic by ValeRiver
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Jul 2026
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The scene at Crypto Night goes a little differently when Robert goes into labor early.
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Or, what's more terrifying and traumatizing than giving birth alone? Giving birth with only the guy you maimed, humiliated, and arrested there to help, of course!
I was going to figure out a shorter title and have the current one as a joking "alternate title" thing, but it's hilarious so I kept it.
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- Part 4 of In which I say, get these men pregnant 🗣️
- Part 1 of Stepping UP
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Things go a little differently for Robert when, instead of adopting a dog, he has a baby instead.
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Human/puppy hybrid Beef au!
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Life doesn't always go according to plan, especially for Robert. After a spell gone wrong leaves most of his team experiencing strange symptoms, they find themselves facing the most unexpected issue of their lives.
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