Accidents are the Best Weapon
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“What weapon do you prefer? Ax or sword?”
“Accidents”, was Bilbo’s bland reply. “Preferably about a month after the initial confrontation if they haven’t apologized yet. It helps allay suspicion.”
Tomatoes used to be considered both poisonous and an aphrodisiac. Idea- it is impossible to poison a hobbit with anything less than a morgul blade. Discuss the Company’s reaction to watching Bilbo eat ‘poisonous’ things. Extra credit if dwarves actually believe salad will kill them.
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- Part 1 of Accidents are the Best Weapon
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The Company are welcomed to Rivendale.
Thorin Suffers.
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- Part 2 of Accidents are the Best Weapon