Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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On the Hotline by duplicity for the distractions 💬 discord server
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jan 2021
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When Harry calls an assassin hotline, he's expecting it to be a fun prank that's good for a laugh. What he gets is Tom Riddle, a budding assassin who takes his job very seriously.
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- Part 3 of Retail Hell
- Part 1 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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This was it. This was Hermione Granger's villain origin story. She was going to become a murderer. She was going to murder her friend Harry Potter and his annoying boyfriend in cold blood. Her brilliant mind and vast array of talents were going to be wasted in prison. It was a shame, really, because it would not have needed to happen if she had just been able to get one good night's sleep.
Or: After being asked to keep the noise down, Tom finds other ways to enjoy Harry's company in private.
Translation into Chinese available!
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- Part 2 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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More Than An Emergency by duplicity for super_duper_cool_kid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2021
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Harry is very, very, VERY bored at work. He calls Tom for help. Lo and behold, Tom escalates the situation to unimaginable levels of dramatics.
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- Part 3 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline
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For Your Love by duplicity for TomarryHereWeWhoaAgain
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 May 2021
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Harry has been spending a lot of money lately.
Problem #1: The money isn't his.
Problem #2: The money isn't Tom's, either.
Translation into Chinese available!
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- Part 4 of Voldemort's Assassin Hotline