The Idiotverse
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Mr. Stark's Home for Idiot Teenagers by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Dec 2019
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Peter is there, slumped over the kitchen island, slowly cramming spoonfuls of Double Chocolate Cookie Crisp into his mouth, hair tousled and sticking up every which way, and Tony realizes with sudden clarity that he’s fighting a losing battle. Maybe not today, maybe he can put it off for a while, but someday he’s just going to have to give up and love this ridiculous kid.
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In which Tony Stark learns object lessons about love, sacrifice, death, friendship, and parenthood; and makes his peace with the unfortunate reality that his penthouse will be crawling with asshole teenagers every weekend for the foreseeable future. Follows canon...loosely. Ahem.
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- Part 1 of The Idiotverse
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So no one told you life was gonna be this way by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 May 2020
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Somehow it sneaks up on her - sneaks up on both of them.
“Good lord, Potts,” May says. She reaches over to dig her spoon into Pepper’s mint chocolate chip ice-cream. “I think we’re friends.”
Getting ice-cream together at a cute little parlor in the Bronx and trading theories about who killed Jason Blossom on Riverdale isn’t just a routine touch-base, Pepper realizes. It’s a friend thing. They’re doing a friend thing.
“Wow,” is all she can say. “We are.”
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May Parker, Pepper Potts, the adorable mutant teenage vigilante they're co-parenting, and the road to a beautiful friendship.
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- Part 2 of The Idiotverse
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From the Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Virginia "Pepper" Potts by OffToNewPastures
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Jul 2020
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“You know. Spider-Man.” Tony takes a nonchalant bite of his pasta.
“Who?” Pepper repeats.
“It’ll come to you, honey.”
Suddenly, it does. “The creepy sticky one!” Pepper exclaims, with a snap of her finger. “How does he do that, anyways?”
“Oh, wait till I relay that little gem, he’ll die of embarrassment,” Tony guffaws.
Pepper frowns. “Why? He’s probably heard worse. If you’re going to crawl around in spandex you’ve got to have a thicker skin than that.”
“He’s young,” Tony says airily, waving his hand. “He’ll grow into it.”
That’s nice, Pepper thinks. Mentoring a young superhero seems pretty harmless, out of all the things Tony could be using to distract himself right now.
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Before she can process what's happening, Pepper becomes the newest member of the Spider-Man fan club.
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- Part 3 of The Idiotverse