Ineffable Parenthood
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In Which A Family Is Created Through Arguable Theft by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale and Crowley, now living in Tadfield, decided there was no harm in a little trip to London, or splitting up to get everything done. After all, what could happen in a couple of hours?
They should know better than to expect Fate to leave them be.
AKA Just because you stop an apocalypse or two doesn't mean God's given you leave from the great and ineffable plan.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Somebody to Love by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2019
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The Ineffable Family is getting rather large.
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Thoughts From the Back of a Bentley by Scree_Kat for Fierce_Sloth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2019
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Harry Potter isn't sure what life has in store for him after escaping the Dursleys.
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Hiding in Plain Sight by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2019
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Some days, you don't notice the bleedingly obvious until a witch arrives on your doorstep to point it out.
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- Part 4 of Ineffable Parenthood
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In Which You Probably Shouldn't Say Those Kinds of Things Around Children, Crowley by Scree_Kat for Anelees
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jul 2019
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Crowley tries, okay? But sometimes you have to say very inappropriate things at or about very idiotic people.
AKA parseltongue is problematic.
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- Part 5 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Interlude: A Walk Down Privet Drive & An Ominous Sense of Oncoming Doom by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2019
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Every so often, Albus Dumbledore checks in on the life of young Harry Potter. It isn't always pleasant, given the people the boy lives with. But his stay there is for the Greater Good, and greeting your fate is not always a fun experience.
He'd expected Arabella to have another unimpressed rant about the muggles. He'd never expected this.
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- Part 6 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Her Father's Eyes by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2019
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The longer Harry and Hermione are in Tadfield, the more Aziraphale and Crowley savour seeing themselves reflected in their children's personalities.
The charm is rather lost at 5am.
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- Part 7 of Ineffable Parenthood
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The Demon Of Lost Causes by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2019
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Harry doesn't have the greatest reputation at his school. His father's are proud, regardless.
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- Part 8 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Interlude: Through the Looking Glass by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Sep 2019
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When the Ineffable Twins were taken in by their newer, more celestial parents, things changed.
This is not a bad thing.
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- Part 9 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Raising Hell by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Dec 2019
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When Hastur realises that Crowley has adopted a mortal, it’s the perfect chance for some well-earned payback.
Hermione has other ideas.
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- Part 10 of Ineffable Parenthood
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An Irate Tabby Cat Learns of Ineffability by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2020
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It wasn't that she wanted to lie to Albus. Just that, all things considered, it felt like the only real option available to her.
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- Part 11 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Human Lessons, Volume 1: Birthdays by Scree_Kat for Fierce_Sloth
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Mar 2020
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It's Harry's birthday.
Time to start a new tradition.
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- Part 12 of Ineffable Parenthood
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The Angel of Broken Creatures by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2023
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Though Harry has a reputation as the Tadfield demon of lost causes, his sister, prone to rescuing injured wildlife, wears the nickname the angel of broken creatures with about as much grace as you'd expect from the daughter of a demon.
The good people of Tadfield, human and supernatural (and celestial, and Antichristy) alike, tend to forget that protection is rarely as sweet and innocent as they'd like to believe. And Hermione Crowley is just as likely as her twin to leave chaos in her wake.
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- Part 13 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Human Lessons, Volume 2: Dating by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2020
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Hermione has a date.
Aziraphale and Anathema are thrilled. Pepper is disgusted. Harry is protective. And Crowley? Crowley did not sign up for this.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Turning Twins into Triplets by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2020
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The Ineffable Family gain a new, if honourary, member.
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- Part 15 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Hell's Wrestling Federation Proudly Presents: Satan Vs Zin The Destroyer of Worlds by Scree_Kat for Baykit
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2021
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Most demons are smart enough, or at least possessing enough self preservation instincts to avoid Satan's throne room at all costs. Even the Dukes avoid their Master, and are even less willing to pop in for a quick chat alone. Precious few demons return from a quick visit to Satan. Occasionally, though, there are anomalies.
Zin, after Hermione's wise counsel, has decided that a change in leadership is well overdue. Satan is unimpressed.
Beelzebub is just trying not to laugh and shake the camera.
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- Part 16 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Interlude: Minerva drinks because She Knows Things by Scree_Kat for YoursG
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2021
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In which Minerva becomes privvy to things she would rather prefer not knowing.
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- Part 17 of Ineffable Parenthood
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Interlude: An Unexpected Family Reunion by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
25 Feb 2024
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- Part 18 of Ineffable Parenthood
- Part 1 of Ineffable Demonfam
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A Question, Gentle Readers by Scree_Kat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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- Part 19 of Ineffable Parenthood