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he’s not the one doing the incest though

why would his kids want to fuck each other if they weren’t indoctrinated with Valyrian exceptionalism propaganda, however much dtarg pretends in public, he clearly doesn’t care to in private

you’re telling me you think children always have the same political beliefs as their parents????

omg share w the class plssss

Baelor was always there during lunch hour but no one said anything because everyone thought he was so cool. I remember asking one of our Septas once why but she never gave me a straight answer. I can only assume that he’s that handsome.

Or he knows how to do hypnosis.

wait that’s actually crazy WHY WAS HIS GROWN UP SELF THERE????

typical weak DSP leadership, we need a Blackfyre PM NOW #VoteThemOut

the same blackfyres that literally almost went bankrupt

falling for DSP propaganda smh

I’m actually a proud member of the Alliance Party for Westerland Devolution, you just can’t handle reality

LMAO WesDev is a fucking joke, I’d respect you more if you *were* a DSP shill

not like he was doing the incest lol

they’re his sons, if he can’t even keep his politics straight in his own home then how is he supposed to govern the country properly??

oh baby you’re a victim

stop acting like you know anything about our lives, I wanted baelor the whole time and i was perfectly able to tell him that, get off my fucking dick so I can go back to sucking my brother’s 🖕

didn’t you turn 18 like two days ago???

yeah so?

if you were in love before literally yesterday then your brother committed statutory rape

i wasn’t raped you prude, just because i wasn’t 18 doesn’t mean i didn’t consent, this is why we need #youthlibnow

I don’t think you understand what youthlib is

sounds like someone who’s never been fucked, come back to me when you lose your virginity

targaryan perversity gone too far

it’s targaryEn perversity actually. Learn how to fucking spell

looks like he wiped them days ago. creep

looks like your mom dropped you on your face as a baby ugly

lmaoo the way he wasn’t even mentioned and he showed up anyway, maekar targaryen is the world’s funniest nepobaby

you don’t know anything about these ppl, this sounds like typical HiPo homophobia 2 me

it’s not homophobic to be weirded out, maekar literally admitted he was underage when their relationship started

if he says he consented then idk what your problem is

“get a real job” like you’re not the world’s biggest nepoflop there is, daddy’s money

sounds like someone is bitter their daddy is poor <3

finally, a politician who doesn’t let his personal life get in the way of his representation, that’s my first minister 😤

sunspear’s been under DSP control for literal years at this point, idk what you’re clapping about

nope but she also hasn’t talked about him since they broke up so I doubt she will

she posted this on her story today I don’t think she gaf about those incest freaks lol

ughhhhh fuck the westeros military-industrial complex and fuck the dsp

I can’t believe dtarg has gone completely silent, my kingdom to see THAT reaction

are you stupid??? There’s no fucking way he didn’t know

why would he actively campaign against it if he knew and supported it?

because he’s a fraud who probably gets off to his sister in secret, I feel bad for his wife

idk what you’re talking about because if I was married to Mrs Prime Minister I would nawt be leaving the bedroom

you mean Madam Martell MDP put some respect on her name

*former* MDP

she’s still entitled to be called that and I bet if DTarg wasn’t PM she’d be in that seat

dornish finance secretary at 26 AND deputy first minister at 30???? guys maybe we should let his wife have a turn at PM instead

AND unlike most wives of Targaryen Prime Ministers, she’s not a child bride

has she made a statement yet? It’s actually so funny how anti incest sunspears are and then her kids end up fucking and sucking

she moved to DSP ages ago bro

no but maron made a statement about sunspear still supporting it. i mean it makes sense cause its banned in Dorne regardless

aren’t his kids half targ too? He better learn from his sister’s mistake and watch them like a hawk

Someone needs to take away your internet access.

at least I *assume* its his

don’t ever compare me to that bitch again

do u speak so disrespectfully to her in person or is it just your internet narcissism

not just internet narcissism. Hey @DaenaTheDefiant you're a bitch and I hope your son chokes on wet cement

LMAOOO?

say what you will about maetarg but he Follows Through

it’s like he’s never even heard of PR before, soooo funny

of course I’ve heard of PR I have to sit through five presentations every year

this is you after five of them??? Guys the world is not ready for unfiltered maetarg content, your poor PR manager

he’s a bitch too @bloodraven stop blowing up my phone when you know I’m on my honeymoon

lmaooo she never misses

everyone forgets what DracarysCo actually does when the CEO is funny on here huh. You guys are never getting off the boot.

DSP cope, point and laugh

what is fucking radical about the DSP, dtarg doing the same thing as the nonce only with a shiny coat of progressive paint. we still spend a trillion dragons a year on the military, valyrians are the richest people alive and they still don’t get taxed enough except now they don’t get to fuck their sisters.

you clearly haven’t read the new anti DoE bill

the same bill that’s been in committee stage for more than a year??

can you name any other party that won’t do the same thing lmao. Parliament is rotted to the core there’s no way to fix it unless we tear it down and start again

tell me how we’re supposed to do that dipshit

“richest people alive” have you met my family? Have you seen my paycheck? Rest assured I am getting taxed PLENTY

what is it with the valyrian need to show up in every comment section and whine about not being as rich as you think you should be

lmao guess who owns CLT? Elaena Targaryen. Funny how that works, isn’t it?

ughh we need to tax elaena targ until she bleeds from the eyelids, fuck Dorzāltyr Corp.

want to know something even funnier? Dorzāltyr’s parent company is the Targārior Group. She’s on the board too.

the silence speaks volumes

not just him, I follow @rhaegeldoespottery and he used to post a new throw every day, ever since the story broke it’s been crickets

someone has that family on strict lockdown LOL

“someone” it’s clearly B1oodrav€n lmao

you’re so funny if you think an 1 and € are hiding you from the algo, he’s going to find it

such an honest and vulnerable statement, thank you PM!

you mean a bullshit nothing statement, way to defect responsibility

LOL the way he’s like “I didn’t know pls don’t involve me” helppp. Tho tbh the fact that he said nothing for 6 days makes me think he really was blindsided

almost feels like that’s worse ngl. If they were dating w/out parental involvement then btarg was def grooming him

good on him for sticking to his morals though

great pr response, now talk about your govt’s contract w DracarysCo (a company YOU profit from!!!!)

well said!