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Alucard was in the forest, hunting for fish for his food. He was crouching by the lake, looking for fish in the lake, when he noticed a cave nearby. He was looking very carefully, since he just noticed something move in the cave.
It had a human-like figure, it was hanging upside-down. Curious, Alucard went over with his bow incase it was a night creature.
When Alucard arrived at the cave, he looked around for the thing that caught his attention. He was walking around for about a while, before he tripped on a rock. He fell down on the cold rocks, then he saw a human like being hang upside down. He poked it with his bow, which then the thing opened up its cape, showing its face.
Turns out, it was a person, sleeping upside down. It hissed at Alucard, showing its fangs. Alucard would quickly fire an arrow at the thing, thinking that it was a night creature.
Suddenly, the person would jump down, preparing to attack at Alucard before Alucard fired another arrow at it. It missed the thing, then the person would launch themselves towards Alucard. Alucard would quickly move out of the way, dodging its attack.
The person would hiss one more time, then it launches itself towards Alucard. It successfully shoves Alucard to the ground. It would pin Alucard to the ground, before it would say "What are you doing in my cave??".
Alucard would kick it on its shin, instantly knocking it on the ground aswell. "FFFFuck !!" it would grunt out while it clutched its shin in pain.
Alucard would jump up from the ground. The stranger would glance up, seeing Alucard pointing his sword at him.
The stranger would look at Alucard would absolute HATRED, considering the fact that Alucard just broke in his cave to cause "trouble". "Why kill someone while raiding their cave?" the stranger would ask to Alucard.
Alucard would glare at the strangers face before responding "Because I've never seen a creature like you with fangs and wings at the same time. Get it over with and tell me where are the other night creatures."
"I'm not a night creature at all !" The stranger shouted. Alucard would look at the stranger, thinking the stranger was joking.
"Come on. You literally have fangs and wings, something a night creature would have. Plus no 'human' sleeps upside down." Alucard would say.
"Who said im human?" The stranger would ask.
Alucard would stare at the stranger in confusion, he'd furrow his eyebrows at the stranger, purely confused by its statement .