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The Tailor and The Pirate ༆࿐ཽ༵☆

Summary:

Black Maria decided Woman Trouble will hold a gala to strengthen th bond with her allies. Sasaki is sent to a tailor by Black Maria to have a suit specially made for him. However, the tailor is just his type!

Notes:

I'm ovulating. That's it.

SASAKI LIKES CHUBBY WOMEN. I have weird fantasies.

Also, slightly ooc...

Chapter 1: The Tailor

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"Now I'm sure you're all wonder why I asked you to meet here." the beautiful Black Maria announces to the other Beast Pirates. 

"Spit it out all ready! I was doing something.. " Who's Who responded. 

Black Maria shoots him an evil glare, almost a motherly glare to a child. She closes her eyes and regains her composure. "I am planning a gala in the Pleasure District. I'm forcing all of you to attend." she peeps one eye open and looks around the room at the others.

Ulti's face brightens,"Oh! A gala! That sound amazing! I have the perfect dress for this! And don't worry Pay-Pay, I have something for you!!"

Page One covers his face in embarrassment,"Thanks... " he mumbles out. 

"Yes, regard attire, some of you need something formal to wear." she looks directly at Who's Who and Sasaki. "I'm sending you two to a tailor. You need formal attire."

Drake can't help but chuckle, he has plenty of formal attire. He has no reason to worry. 

"What?! I don't want to look like a civilian!" Who's Who blabs out. 

Sasaki only rolls his eyes in response. "What's the gala for anyway? Why do we have to go?" he questions. 

"Ugh." she rolls her eyes, "I have cultivated a large network of people through my position!" she paused to regain her composure. "Merchants, wealthy samurai, entertainers, underworld figures, pirates, and members of Kaido's organization all pass through MY establishment. So I'd like to throw a party to strengthen the trust. Understand?" her eyes are now wide and piercing through the two men. 

Everyone nods. Who's Who leans over to Sasaki and whispers, "Probably just to throw a fuckin' huge party.." Sasaki once again rolls his eyes. 

"I have hired two of the best tailors. They will also be at the party, so don't be stupid." she says through gritted teeth." The party is tomorrow at 5. Be there." Ulti begins talking about what Page One can wear, Drake nods and walks away. Black Maria makes her way over to the two men.  "Now you two. If you make ANY problems, I will deal with you myself."

"Aye, whatever." Sasaki grumbles taking a swig from his sake. 

"Lead the way." Who's Who replied. 

Black Maria gave them the directions to the room and they were on their merry (not so merry) ways. 

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A knock startled you out of your thoughts. That must be the man Maria we telling me about! You stood up from your desk and scurried to the shoji. The shadow was definitely large at most. You slid the shoji open and were greeted by the man himself, Sasaki. Oh Lord, that's a lot of man.. You thought to yourself. 

"Hello! I'll be tailoring your outfit for tomorrow!" you said with a smile. You tilted your head and gestured your hand to allow him inside. 

"Thank you." he mumbled. 

"Now, do you have anything in mind?" you questioned. You walked over to your desk and prepared your note pad and measuring tape. 

"Not exactly. Here, I measured myself so I can get out of her faster." he handed you a paper with his measurements scribbled down. You looked at the sizes then at him. There is NO WAY these are correct. Just looking at the man, his biceps were huge! Same with his shoulder width. If anything, it kinda turned you on. 

"I'm sorry Sir, but there is no way these are correct." you replied. "I appreciate the help, but unless you want your muscles to be popping out of your tux, leave it to the professional." you hand the note back to him and pat him on the shoulder. Oh.. Firm and strong.. You shook your head at the thought. 

As you collected your tape measure, you couldn't help but notice a slight blush on his pale skin. Perhaps he was nervous about taking his coat off, or perhaps it was the comment you made about his muscles? Whatever is was, you wanted him to know he's safe in here. 

"To get started, I'm going to need you to take your jacket off your shoulders." you walked up to him and quickly realized you would need your stool. You didn't know who to thank for your abnormal height of 8'10 feet, but he was at least a good foot taller than you. Oh he really is a big guy.. 

He threw his jacket off his shoulders and into the corner. His arms crossed only accentuating his muscles and pecks. Pull yourself together girl! 

You began measuring his shoulders. This was harder with his arms crossed. You took hold of his forearms and pulled them apart to straigten his arms out. He was shocked you weren't intimidated by him. He was also shocked by how attractive you were to him. He wasn't one for love at first sight, but you were different. He wasn't very into skinnier girls, luckily you had curves and chub, like a delicious desert. He loved it! He turned his head the other way to hide the growing blush on his face. 

Once you finished with his shoulders and arms, you moved onto his chest. The only way to get the tape measure around him was to basically hug him. "Okay sir, you'll have to bear with me.." he looked down at you confused as you snaked the measure behind him. You pressed your body against his.

Immediate heat was drawn to his and your face. You breasts were plush against stomach. He didn't want to be like that, but he loved it! He never thought he'd be in a situation like this with such a pretty girl. 

You quickly got the other side of the tape measure and brought it in front of you. You were now blushing and sweating from the situation. "I do apologize sir!" you spoke with a shaky voice. Nervous laughter came out of you as you brought the measure to his broad chest.

 Is he.. Flexing for me..? You raised an eyebrow and looked at him. "Sir, you don't have to show off! I need your exact measurements, plus, you don't need to show off to anyone, you're safe in here!" you winked at him and returned to your work. 

Goodness she beautiful. He thought to himself. He was getting impatient now. He wondered of you had a date to the gala. Of course you probably did! A pretty little thing like you has to have men crawling all over you. He furrowed his brow at the thought of that. Why was he acting like a teenager? 

You worked your way down to his stomach. Now, he didn't have stone cut abs, but you were never into that. In fact, you liked his belly, you blushed as you began to measure it. He's everything I like!

His stomach was a sensitivie spot on him so he couldn't help but chuckle, it tickled him! You look up at him with a devilish smirk. You brought your hand to his waist and began to tickled there. He laughed even more, but tried to maintain his composure. "Now what do you think you're doing, dear?" he asked.

His gruff voice sent blood right down to your pussy. "Sorry sir!" you straightened up. "I like to have a little fun sometimes!" you quickly resumed to your work, the blush still VERY visible on your face.

His face was also pink with blush. Perhaps, you felt the same? Or you were embarrassed? He couldn't tell! He could never tell with people!

Once done measuring his waist line, you made your way down to his hips. When you become really focused, you stick the tip of your tongue out and furrow your eyebrows. He found that adorable.

As you worked you noticed the prominent bulge under his belt area. It wasn't uncommon for the men to get an erection as you worked on them, the sensation makes anyone feel this way, but you had a feeling it was for another reason.  

You once again shook your head to rid the dirty thoughts. You'd never thought of a client this way! Why now? 

"Something wrong?" he asked looking down at you. God this is hot. He was HUGE. You've always liked tall men, but he was tall, tall. Looking down at you from beyond his broad chest. 

"Nothing sir!" how could your face get even redder. This was embarrassing.. 

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You'd finally finish all his measurements. Now, time to make the tuxedo! You've worked under pressure, you only wished Black Maria brought you in sooner. 

"All right sir! If you could return tomorrow morning for the fitting,that would be wonderful!" you tilted your head and smiled like when you first saw him. That was a little quirk you had. Tilting your head and smiling. He found it cute. 

"Are you going to stay up all night?" he questioned. 

You shrugged and began to put your hair in a bun. "Might as well, got nothing better to do and I'm on a VERY large time crunch." you walked over to your fabric wall and began pulling ones you think would best compliment his green hair and golden horns. He definitely was handsome, and you wanted to accent that. 

"Very well." he nodded awkwardly. He wanted to say more, but didn't want to distract you from your work. He somehow pulled a bottle of sake from nowhere and began to drink out of it. "See you in the mornin'!" he waved. 

You waved back and smiled. He shut the shoji behind him and you began your work. You took note of this beautiful red velvet fabric you had. It had embroidered flowers in it and you thought it would compliment him perfectly! 

Some time had passed since he left, however, he never left your mind. His icey blue eyes pierced your soul. You wanted see more of him...

Cutting, sewing, pinning. Cutting, sewing, pricking your finger. Repeat, repeat, repeat. You'd finally finished the vest of the tuxedo in just 2 hours. You check outside and saw it might've just hit midnight. You had a long night ahead of you. 

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The morning came quick and you had somehow managed to make his button up and slacks in the 5 hours you had before he came back. Well, that's when you told him to come back, who knows when he'd wake up. 

You folded his clothes up nicely and placed them on a free spot upon your desk. 

You curled up onto the floor ontop of a pile of red velvet fabric scraps. It wasn't ideal but you were BEAT. 

Your eyes could barely stay open when you heard the shoji slide open. 

He looked down at you surprised. "Are you okay, miss-" he thought for second. "You know I never got your name." 

You quickly got off the floor and apologized for the sight he saw. You gave him your name and he to repeat it. You liked the way he spoke it. 

He looked you up and down, your clothes were more wrinkled and your eyes were now heavy. The neat bun you'd put in your hair the night earlier was now half together. You posture was slumped and you were swaying. 

"I'm sure you did great. I will be trying it on later, you need proper rest." why was he so worried about you? He met you yesterday! However, you had shown him much kindness. Perhaps he was returning the kindness. 

You mumbled something even you couldn't understand. He walked over to you and picked you up with ease. "What are you- yawn doing?" you asked. 

"You need to rest before you properly look over my suit. You need a clear mind." What am I doing?! He thought to himself. 

"Oh.. Yawn okay then."

It could've been the fact you were sleep deprived, but you began to snuggle into him. You embarrassingly fell asleep in his arms. 

He walked over to a rest area in Woman Trouble and lay you down for rest. He looked at how you curled your fingers together and took note of the bandages on them. 

"Idiot.." he mumbled. He didn't mean it in a cruel way but more of a caring way. 

He wandered back into your tailoring room, every other moment or so taking a sip of sake. He always had it on him, it was weird. 

He examined the floor and saw how much scraps of fabric, thread, other things like buttons. He didn't know much about it. 

Eventually he found the suit all neatly folded up on your desk. 

"Hmm." is all he could say. 

He looked closer at the red-velvet suit. It had embroidered roses on it. When the light gleamed on it, it turned a firey orange. 

"She really spend a lot of time on this, huh." he took another swig of sake. Guess I should watch over her to make sure there are no creeps. He furrowed his brow. Why am I acting like such a fool?? 

He made is way back to the resting area and saw you sound asleep, none the wiser that you had been moved. 

He sat next you on the futon. He had nothing better to do. He sat and admired your soft features. He loved everything about your fact, the way your hair fell on the futon. He watched your eyes twitch, he wondered what you had been dreaming about. He liked watching over you. 

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You began to stir. You opened your eyes and saw a blur of yellow and orange lights shining through the shojis. You turned and stretched and were greeted by the mountain of a man, Sasaki. 

"AHHH! The fitting!!! What time is it!!" you frantically stood up and looked around for your glasses. "Mr. Sasaki!! What time is it!!" 

"Ah- wait!" he called after you. 

You scurried down the hallway and found your room as the mess you left it. Phew You slumped your posture now. Everything was still fine and it looked to be th morning still. Perfect! You have plenty of time to make any adjustments to his suit!! You clapped your hands together happily. 

"Ma'am!" you heard him call your name from down the hallway. "Damn you're quick!" he appeared behind you panting. 

"Sorry! I want to make sure this suit looks perfect! My colleague already finished your friend, Who's Who, outfit!" you gave him the suit and pointed at the changing area. A simple partition he could change behind. 

"Euh, don't you think I'm a little too tall for that?" 

He was at least a foot or so taller than the partition.

"It's fine I'll look away! I need to make coffee anyway!" you tilted your head, "holler if you need me!!" you turned and began doing your own thing. 

Ah, coffee. How you loved the rush it gave you! 

You sat and hummed as the man you found ever so handsome was undressing behind you. Gosh, stop thinking such vulgar things!! You giggled. 

"Uhm.." 

You turned your head and saw how nice everything fit him. 

"Ahhh!! It looks amazing!!" you walked up and spun around him. "Anything too tight or too big?" you looked up at him wide eyed. 

God she's cute when she's like that. He felt so stupid, like a boy going through puberty. 

"Eeh- no, everything fits nice!" he said with a smile. 

Goodness his tusks are so cute!! 

You took a sip of coffee and noticed his sake on the floor next to his clothes. 

"Mr. Sasaki, this may sound unprofessional, but would you like to share some sake?" you smiled. You liked him and wanted to learn more about him. 

He had a slight blush grow on his face. "Eh- I guess that's fine!" he shrugged trying to play it cool. 

"I'll go get my cups!!" you hopped and clasped your hands.