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Dr Robby robinivitch awokened one day after a long shift at the hospitial pitt. today was his day off saturday october 3rd 2026. he lay in bed distressed after the previous days harrowing events: It was Robby's birthday and all the doctors in the hospitial stopped to celebrate with a big birthday cake, but after the cake was cut and robby blew out the candles a hospital alarm went off and OH NO a patient had a heart attack and died and Robby couldn't save him because he was eating his ice cream cake. This had shaken Robby to his core, at his core Robby cared most about saving people so when a person died he was super sad. While rustling in bed as he woke, Robby shouted "FUCK HOW'D I LET THAT HAPPEN" before letting out a carnal roar. He remained in this state for 30 minutes before being able to drag himself out of bed.
Robby continued his usual Morning routine of brushing his teeth and then sitting down at his dinner table to eat a juicy red apple. You know what they say, a doct -fuck oops, a apple a day keeps the doctor away but for this doctor an apple a day made his heart ok. Robby had dealt with heart burn since his early twenties but he found that apples helped to calm his system, specifically fuji apples. Which were super tasty to him. Robby patted his tummy after finishing the apple and let out a big sigh "boy this is gonna be a day isn't it" Robby roared before standing up and walking around a bit. "Oh no I gotta get groceries but my motorcycle is in the shop!" Robby Exclaimed "Guess I gotta take the bus" he moaned. Robby Then went into his bedroom and took off his doctor scrubs (which he was wearing this whole time) and as he took them off he spotted himself in the mirror "Robby you old flabby dog" he whispered to himself before putting on his civilian pants. Now adorned in his cool orange shirt and green blazer he looked in the mirror again and said "Yeah Stylin!". As he made his way toward the door he got a text on his phone from Dr Langdon, it read "Hey robster wanna go catch a beer my kids and wife are out of town snowboarding without me and I got the first three dvds of greys anatomy wanna check that shit out and hit my hooka?", Robby scowled at this text, Robby was still mad at langdon for sneaking meds away the previous year. Robby grunted at his phone and texted back a funny gif of a koala falling over with the text "NO I have to get groceries!" and he made his way out the door.
As Robby walked to the bus stop he lingered on the thought of his own sexuality. He had only dated women before but recently he found Dr langdon kinda cute. But Langdon was married so that softened his chode a little bit. Still Robby wasn't sure about his sexuality anymore and this rock solid idea of the self he had in his head was faltering. Robby also thought of his failed relationships in the past and how his work always cut into his personal affairs. but right as he caught a train of thought, he ended up caught by something else, The bus! which was here to take him to central Pittsburgh. On the bus Robby looked around and saw a happy family playing toys with their infant child and he whispered to himself "fuck you stupid breeders" but he felt guilty as soon as it left his mouth, without the breeders Jake the snake wouldn't exist. So he looked back toward the couple and loudly said "I'm sorry!" To which the rest of the bus looked at him confused and Robby hung his head in shame until he reached his stop.
Robby got off the bus and entered the closest Walmart. Upon entering Robby was greeted by a Walmart employee who asked him if she could provide any help to his shopping experience. Robby said No and then the Employee offered a booklet of coupons. "Wow these prices are crazy cheap!" Robby exclaimed! "Well that's the Walmart guarantee" The employee reassured him. "Say do you guys got apples here?" Robby Questioned "Here at Walmart we got everything you need and at a price you can afford, Apples are over there" She says before pointing at the apple section. "Well that's apparent" Robby chimes in enthusiastically. Robby walks over to the apple section and starts browsing. "wow look at this prices" he says before picking up and apple and examining it "and not a scratch on the bad boy!". The previous year Robby had contracted the swine flu from eating an apple he bought at a non-walmart supermarket. "Wow this apple looks like it won't give me the swine flu" Robby said excitedly "Yeah well apples aren't supposed to do that" a mysterious force behind him said. Robby turned around expecting to have to throw hands a little with this mysterious stranger but what he saw shocked him. It was a big fluffy rabbit with purple fur and big red overalls. "What's up doc, the names Jax and I'm from the amazing digital circus" Said Jax. Robby felt a rush of adrenaline down to his genital regions, he had never been this attracted to another creature in his life. "A-A-A-Are you a girl rabbit?" Robby said out of instinct, The creature quickly covered it's chest and said "N-No! I'm a boy rabbit! You stupid man!" Before quickly walking off. Robby was thinking to himself "Damn it I blew it!" and as he continued to shop for his groceries the big rabbit stayed on his mind. Eventually though as Robby was looking for a new cooking pot he stumbled into Jax again "Hey sorry I think we got off on the wrong foot before" Robby said "You think?" Scornfully replied the rabbit "these Walmart prices are great!" Robby hastily exclaimed "Yeah they're the best prices in town." Jax Said reluctantly. Robby toiled for a bit before putting out his hand to be shaken. "My Names Dr Robinivitch but you can call me robby!" Jax reluctantly shook his hand. As the shake was in progress Robby was able to feel Jax's pulse, it was super fast. Either he had feelings too, or he was about to have a heart attack, of course Robby assumed the latter. "HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HAVING A HEART ATTACK NOOO!!" Robby yelled in terror "Ugh you stupid man! No! I'm just a little flustered is all" Jax said in his smug joking jax tone. "people don't normally talk to me, I'm kind of a loner." said Jax, "me too said robby" said Robby. "well see ya later hotshot" Jax said before skipping away. Robby felt a coldness in his heart with Jax present, but he continued onward to checkout.
At checkout the cashier rung him up and the total was $89, "you're joking" Robby said, "you better believe it" said the cashier. "I can't believe it! This would've cost me $150 at target!", "well we here at walmart put the customer first". Robby was stunned by the fair market value pricing model Walmart had, and with their impeccable customer service model that left no customer wanting more. "would you like a Walmart membership card?" The cashier questioned "Oh boy would I!" replied Robby, "in fact I'll take two!". "We here at Walmart cannot give you personally two membership cards but you are welcome to recommend a friend here to get one" the cashier replied. "you know what I think I will" Said Robby. Robby took his groceries and new membership card and began walking out of the door. but as he was exiting he saw Jax checking out behind him "YOU SHOULD GET A REWARDS CARD FOR FUTURE WALMART DEALS" Robby shouted, but Jax did not reply. Saddened, Robby made his was outside and began walking to the Bus stop.
As he walked he couldn't help but feel that someone was following him. This was just a hunch though so he didn't was the energy looking behind him. He sat down at the bus stop as the rain began to pour down around him. Hanging his head he began to ponder about how he let another one escape him. Something that could've been beautiful slipped from his grasp. But as he was hanging his head he heard a voice from behind him "Hey red apples what's going on?" It was Jax again! "J-Jax? Why are you here?" "This bus takes me back to the digital circus dummy." Jax said sarcastically. "That's beautiful" Robby added "Hey I think your pretty cool Doctor apples" Jax said flirtatiously. Robby's heart started going THUMP THUMP THUMP and his face turned red like an apple. "R-really?" Robbie Said. Jax put his hand on Robby's thigh, "yes I do" Then they kiss each other and it's beautiful. Jax starts reaching up Robby's thigh. "Woah not at the bus stop!" Robby says. "Do you have somewhere else in mind?" Jax says. "How about at my house" Robby deals "Ok that sounds good" Jax says before they both get on the bus which has been there for two minutes. On the bus they do not interact with each other at all and they sit at opposite ends of the bus. Getting off the bus the two "boys" giggle and make their way indoors. "So this is the house of the illustrious Dr Apples" Jax says "kiss me rabbit boy" Dr Robby replies.
then they do it.
waking up the next morning in bed Dr Robby feels Jax's warm furry coat wrapped around him. "Holy moly" he says. Jax wakes up slowly and looks up at Robby "Wow you are one good doctor!" The audience laughs. "I sure am" Robby replies. Then they sit there for two minutes. "Hey you think you could waggle my Jax toy a little bit" Jax says "Woah, Jake Neutron is very problematic, please call it your amazing digital cock from now on" Robby says "Okay I'm sorry and I will do better in the future, Can you wiggle my cock around please" Jax replies sincerely. Robby thinks to himself, he has to be at the hospital soon. "Hmm Jax I have to be at the hospital soon I don't know if I have time to wiggle your digital jax cock around" "That's okay Robby don't feel pressured to do anything you don't want to" Jax replies "Thank you Jax but actually I will wiggle your little digital jax around" Robby moans "Oh boy!" Jax enthusiastically screams. Robby then quickly Jaxs him off. "Wow that was epic!" Jax says after completion. "I think you deserve a reward!" Jax says before reaching into his pocket and giving him a Walmart $50 gift card. "Wow this can pay for a week of groceries!" Robby says "I want to suck your cock now" Jax replies sarcastically. "You have full permission to do that" Robby says eagerly before Jax goes full teeth mode on him "Consider yourself part of the Jax Crew!" Jax says before finishing him off. Robby then gets up and puts on his doctor clothes. "Oo laa laa a bit of roleplay" Jax says "No I have to go to work at my hospital called the pitt." Replies Robby. Robby then spends the next few minutes getting ready but Jax seems uncomfortable on the bed. Robby notices this and asks Jax "Hey babe what's going on", "MMmm I think I'm a girl Robby please call me Jaxxetta from now on" On the exterior Robby is calm and comforting to this surprise news but internally he is celebrating "YES I'M STRAIGHT STILL" Robby thinks to himself. "Hey Jaxxetta it's ok we can talk about this more after work but I just want you to know that I support you fully in your transition in whatever form it takes" Robby says consolingly. "Thank you Apple man this has been a hard thing to come to terms with". Robby gives Jaxxetta a big pat on the back and walks outside to the bus stop.
On the bus Robby can't stop thinking about her. "Wow I finally have a girlfriend again, Robby you sly dog!" He says while flexing his muscles. It's while this is happening an armed robber enters the bus "EVERYBODY TAKE OUT YOUR WALLETS AND PHONES AND PUT THEM IN THE BAG" The robber is holding a big bag with a dollar sign on it. Robby stands up "Woah woah woah mister. I took a hippocatriac Oath to make sure no harm would befall anyone So I can't let you do that" Robby blurts out "Oh so we got a tough guy over here?" says the robber with a gun in his hand "Tougher than you'll ever be" Robby says "Have it your way then" the robber replies before firing the gun. I imagine death so much it feels just like a memory, Robby thinks before then thinking of Jaxxetta and the life they could've had together. Her beautiful smile, her awesome laugh and the way she went down on his shit crazy style. All these thoughts turn into energy in Robby's body and in one fell swoop he chops the bullet in half with his hand. "got anymore where that came from?" Robby Jokes "H-h-how did you do that?" the robber shakes. Robby then summons an apple core from his stomach and spits it at mach speed, knocking out the robber instantly "Doctors orders are for you, to go to jail!" He says before everyone claps. Later arriving at his hospital, Robby shift begins.
It's all normal for the hour. Robby Jokes with Dana, saves some people, all is quiet. Until Robby sees a familiar face being wheeled in. Oh my God, it's Jaxetta! and shes not conscious! Robby rushes over and shoves the paramedics away. "What happened?!?" "Seems to be a 23 year old male rabbit, found unconscious choking on an apple" the paramedic says innocently. "SHE'S A WOMEN AND HER NAME IS JAXXETTA WE GOTTA HELP HER DANA GET HER TO TRAUMA ROOM 1!" Robby immediately begins performing CPR as they push her into a trauma room. Langdon walks in and questions "What's the matter boss?" "The woman I love is ABOUT TO DIE HELP ME LANGDON" Robby say's frantically. Langdon looks on at his middle aged boss giving CPR to a 6'5 rabbit person and is befuddled at the situation momentarily before jumping into action. "Hold compressions" Robby lifts his hands off Jaxxettas chest, the heart beat does not come back. Robby begins CPR again. "Robby this was a respiratory issue if you can't get a pulse now it's unlikely to ever comeback, she was probably brain dead before arrival" Robby continues chest compressions, unwavered by Langdons lack of faith. "I can fix this, I'm a doctor it's what I do." Robby says pitifully but as he continues it's clear this isn't going anywhere, after 43 minutes Jaxxetta is pronounced dead on the scene. Langdon attempts to console Robby but all he can muster is a few funny Ai fruit videos he found on tiktok, Robby is not amused. Robby takes the rest of the day off and travels back home.
Laying in bed Robby puts in some earphones and begins to listen to the song "Isn't she lovely" by Stevie wonder as he looks over a crude sketch of Jaxxetta (he did not get any photos before) and cries tears of sadness. He thinks back to all the memories they shared together, how all the great deals at Walmart brought them closer. How Walmart is having a weekend deal that he should probably take advantaged of, especially considering Walmart Rewards members get bonus points on all transactions over $200. It's just a no brainer to go to walmart really no other supermarket compares in customer service and great deals all rolled into one excellent package. He also thinks about how he should tried to get one of the girls numbers on the bus earlier considering the current circumstances. These are too many thoughts to handle at one time so Robby goes on a walk down the street. Eventually reaching the bus stop that started all this. He sits there for a while. Pondering what the rest of his life will look like. Before a bus arrives. "ALL ABOARD, next stop digital circus!" the bus driver says. Robby looks down then back up and steps onto the bus. Where he travels to the circus to become:
Toucan Robby and he meets pomni and stuff.
The end.