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2026-07-16
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Chronicles of Chaos: Tales from Kimetsu Academy

Summary:

Welcome to Kimetsu Academy, one of the world's most prestigious—and most expensive—boarding schools, where the students are future heirs, prodigies, athletes, scholars... and absolute disasters. Everythin between mysterious disappearances, increasingly unhinged principal announcements, school festivals gone wrong, exchange programs, cryptid sightings in the nearby woods, and a snake with more campus privileges than most students, "normal" is simply not part of the student's curriculum. Every semester brings new rumors, new mysteries, and at least one incident that leaves the faculty questioning their career choices.

 

After all, at Kimetsu Academy, the only thing more elite than the education... is the chaos.

Inspired by The Miscellaneous Adventures of High School Teachers by Neo_Grass

Notes:

Welcome to Kimetsu Academy, one of the world's most prestigious—and most expensive—boarding schools, where the students are future heirs, prodigies, athletes, scholars... and absolute disasters. Everythin between mysterious disappearances, increasingly unhinged principal announcements, school festivals gone wrong, exchange programs, cryptid sightings in the nearby woods, and a snake with more campus privileges than most students, "normal" is simply not part of the student's curriculum. Every semester brings new rumors, new mysteries, and at least one incident that leaves the faculty questioning their career choices.

 

After all, at Kimetsu Academy, the only thing more elite than the education... is the chaos.

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This Wasn't in the Student Handbook
07:00

🔥 Kyojuro
GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!!
📸 Photo attached.
A sunrise over the academy lake, the first rays of sunlight reflecting off the water.

 

🌸 Mitsuri
SO PRETTY!! Good morning, Kyo! ☀️

 

🦋 Shinobu
Good morning.

 

🐍 Obanai
Morning.

 

🌪️ Sanemi
why are you awake

 

🔥
THE EARLY MORNING IS THE MOST ENERGIZING PART OF THE DAY!!

 

🌪️
it's seven

 

🔥
Precisely!

 

💎
Good morning, my dear sleep-deprived peasants.
Rengoku.
How are your sunrise photos getting BETTER every day??

🔥
PRACTICE!!

 

🌸
Do you wake up early every day just for these pictures?

 

🔥
OF COURSE!!
IT IS MY MORNING RITUAL!! AND THEN MY MORNING RUN

🌪️
you're insane

 

🔥
THANK YOU!!

 

🦋
I don't think that was a compliment.

 

🔥
IT IS NOW!!

 

🌊 Giyuu
Morning.

 

💎
TOMIOKA ACTUALLY SAID GOOD MORNING??
Mark the calendar.

 

🌊
I usually do.

 

🦋
You usually do... to Kyojuro.

 

🌊
...

 

🌸
Wait...
She's right!

💎
EXCUSE ME???
You greet Rengoku every morning but leave the rest of us on read??

 

🌊
He always says good morning first.

 

🔥
GOOD MORNING, TOMIOKA!!

 

🌊
Good morning, Rengoku.

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📢 Morning Announcements
Good morning.
Today's announcements:
• Breakfast will be served until 8:30.
• Please remember that the west greenhouse remains closed for maintenance.
Additionally...
• Companion animals are not permitted in Chemistry Lab 2.
• The koi in the east pond are not "lonely." Please stop introducing fish from the biology department.
Thank you, and have a wonderful day.

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This Wasn't in the Student Handbook

 

💎
Anyway.
Who's suffering today?

🌪️
calculus
combat conditioning
mechanics
electromagnetism
basketball practice

 

💎
🤢

 

🌪️
?

 

💎
Math.

 

🌪️
skill issue

 

🌸
I have Fashion Design, Textile Studies, Color Theory...
AND THE GREENHOUSE!! 🌸🌷

🐍
You'll probably stay there until dinner.

 

🌸
...maybe.

 

🦋
Organic Chemistry.
Biochemistry.
Genetics
Research Lab.
Plant Toxicology this evening.

 

💎
...
You voluntarily study poison after lunch?

 

🦋
It's relaxing.

💎
No, it's concerning.

🐍
Analytical Chemistry.
Victorian Literature.
Biostatistics.
Research Methods.
Herpetology.

💎
You literally have a class about snakes.

🐍
Yes.

💎
Of course you do.

🌊
Martial Arts.
Exercise Physiology.
Swimming.
Medical Ethics.
Marine Biology this afternoon.

🌸
You'll be at the aquarium again!! 🐟

🌊
Probably.

💎
Fine Arts.
Composition.
Orchestra.
Fencing.

🌪️
you collect hobbies

💎
I cultivate talent.

🔥
History!
Classical Literature!
Medieval Civilizations!
Then...
Astronomy tonight!

🌪️
bro who studies stars at midnight

🔥
I DO!!

💎
He's not joking.
The astronomy observatory opens from 11:30 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. ten times a month only.
🐍
I genuinely forgot astronomy existed.

🦋
How?
It's every Wednesday.

🐍
I keep forgetting our university thinks midnight is an acceptable class time.

🔥
I FIND THE NIGHT SKY BEAUTIFUL!!

🌪️
of course you do

 

💎
Speaking of which...
I've got gossip.
2

🌪️
already?
it's 7:08

💎
Great gossip never sleeps.

🌸
👀

💎
Apparently...
Some first-years...

🦋
Go on.

💎
...taught the campus deer...

🌪️
???

💎
...how to open doors.

Five people are typing.

🌊
...
That explains yesterday.

🌪️
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THAT EXPLAINS YESTERDAY"

🌊
One entered the library.

💎
YOU SAW A DEER IN THE LIBRARY AND SAID NOTHING??

🌊
I thought everyone knew.

🦋
No.
We did not.

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📢 Announcements
Good afternoon.
Students are reminded that feeding the campus deer is permitted only in designated areas.
Additionally...
Whoever taught the deer to open doors is requested to report to the Student Affairs Office.
You are not in trouble.
We simply have questions.
— Principal Amane Ubuyashiki

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This Wasn't in the Student Handbook

 

💎
...

🌸
...

🦋
...
🔥
HOW MAGNIFICENT!!

🦋
So tengen what is the second gossip????

💎
Its about my family.
I’ll tell at break.