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Outline: The initial meeting of Valentine Tymann and Nacha Mikaelys, taken from a modern version of That’s Too Much Milk For A Family Of Two, assuming that Nacha was not dating Francis like she is in that story. Valentine is only mentioned once in that story as “Otto's older sister” and is mentioned by name in Milk and Fresh Bread, Chapter 1.
Alternatively, this story could be called “Nacha's Revenge.” While in MAFB and TTMMFAFO2 Valentine is depicted as a teen girl, in the official ANYWHERE AU, she is 22 years old. Otto Tymann also ages up, landing at 16, a year younger than Anastacha Mikaelys. If you haven't read TTMMFAFO2, Otto severely bullies Anastacha. While the finale of TTMMFAFO2 has Nacha chase Otto off of the porch with a broom, this one has an alternate ending, since instead of being chased down the stairs, his sister dates Nacha, which is infinitely funnier. Imagine sending a girl to the hospital and then your sister goes and kisses her mom…
Valentine is 22, a senior in college. Nacha is 41. This is legal #Nacha is a COUGAR
Honorable Mentions!!
Central Washington University (go wildcats!)
Seattle Zoo/Seattle, Yakima/Ellensburg/Kitsap WASHINGTON RAAHHHH