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2016-11-13
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2017-02-23
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8/?
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10 Minute Fics

Summary:

I need to write but don't have much time, so what do I decide to do? Put a bunch of names in a metaphorical hat, choose two, and write about them for 10 minutes. I'm planning on doing a bunch of these for various other fandoms so the world will see my trash fics.

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Chapter 1: Mai and Caddy

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Mai and Caddy have a talk.

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ooh boy this is fun. i'm already breaking my own rules because i forgot to turn the volume on, so i never heard the alarm go off, so it took more than 5 minutes. oh well. anyway this is based on the bonus scene after satch's route bc certain boys caused me a lot of unnecessary stress and deserve mai's wrath. if this is bad i'm sorry, this is my first time writing asagao. that's actually part of why i wanted to do this series, because i wanted to introduce myself to these characters. anyway here you go, like i said this is post-satch's route so if you haven't done the best end/if you don't know what happens this may not make a lot of sense.

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Mai was furious. For weeks, she and Hana had been suffering just because Shane goddamned Gill couldn’t get over his stupid pink-haired English girlfriend. They were suspected for stealing the boots, because they were the new kids and Hana happened to be a main character. Then Shane goddamned Gill found out about Mai’s kleptomania, somehow (Asagao was a rich school, you would think they could invest in thicker walls). Now she found out it was all because of James Caddick, boot thief.

She opened the door to Caddy and Jimmy’s room without bothering to knock. “Mai?” Caddy asked, completely confused.

“Come with me, Caddick,” Mai growled, emphasizing the last syllable.

And that was how Caddy found himself in the middle of campus, dressed as a kappa, wearing a sign like one of those pet-shaming posts on Spacebook. “I am a bad Kappa,” he said.

“LOUDER!” Mai shouted.

“I am a bad Kappa!” He knew he had made a mistake. He just wanted to play a prank, and it got way out of hand.

“I want every one of those Hidden Block boys to be able to hear your shame,” Mai insisted.

“I AM A BAD KAPPA!” Mai looked around at the crowd of people who had gathered to observe the goings-on. She saw that Ian was filming the whole thing and grinned.

“And are you ever going to steal again and let someone take the fall for it?”

“No,” Caddy mumbled, utterly ashamed. Mai seemed satisfied by the guilt in his eyes, but kept going because he had made their lives hell.

“Louder,” she urged again.

“I am never going to steal something and let someone else take the fall for it again.”

Notes:

this ends a bit abruptly because i realized i was out of time but i hope it's sort of good anyway? if you liked this piece of garbage maybe leave a comment? and you can follow me on tumblr, my url is thingsthatfly so that's cool. if all goes according to plan the next one of these will be up in a couple days, but it most likely won't be asagao. also i would like to thank my roommate for bringing me into asagao hell, if you happen to be her, first of all, hi there, second, you should tell me what you thought of my fic by leaving a comment or telling me irl if you want. also yell at me to stop writing fanfiction and do homework.