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Dammit! Rejected again!
I couldn't stop thinking about my latest attempt to woo one of the hotties around here in the Soul Society. Each day I tried a different woman. Orihime Inoue, Rukia Kuchiki, Rangiku Matsumoto, Tatsuki Arisawa, Yoruichi Shihouin, and so many others. Each time it was the same old response.
"No, thank you. I'm not interested." From Orihime
"As if!" Laughed Rangiku.
"Who are you?" Asked Rukia.
"You're not my type." From Yoruichi.
"Get the hell away from me." Tatsuki told me.
So on and so forth. No matter who I asked, no one wanted to spend even a fraction of a second with me. Why!? What was so unappealing about me? I may have been a low ranking Soul Reaper, but it didn't diminish my talents. Hell, I had a pretty good mission record after all. Yet, I was never promoted or even assigned to a squad. I was just a soldier that the Soul Society treated as a rookie.
Why was I treated as such a joke? Because I was a man with natural urges? Well, if that was the case then can you blame me!? Look at Rangiku, she had her huge fucking melons out like a total slut and she was always drunk. Yet, somehow she was more respected than me. Or Yoruichi, she acted like a hoe, always walking around in next to nothing, yet she was not perverted?
So what if I was? Did that meant I was looked down upon by my superiors and fellow Soul Reapers? What kind of bullshit was that!?
Could it also have been because I hadn't unlocked my Bankai yet either? Who cared if I hadn't, plenty of other Soul Reapers hadn't. Yet, I was for some reason looked down upon because I had not yet achieved a fabled Bankai. I did pretty well without one all things considered. Nevertheless, I was currently heading towards the office of Soi Fon, my superior and the commander-in-chief of Onmitsukidō.
I didn't particularly care for her, not only because I didn't quite like the idea taking orders from a woman. But also because she never exactly treated me with respect. It was the way she spoke, her tone of voice. It was rather insulting. It always felt as if she was looking down on me, pitying me for not having a Bankai and for being such a 'disgusting' pervert.
When I reached her office, I gently knocked on the door. She told me to come in and so I grabbed the knob and turned. Inside, I found Soi Fon sitting behind her desk. She was rather beautiful despite her somewhat bitchy attitude. She was a bit too skinny for my tastes, but she was also rather pretty in most other areas. Her toned mid-section, thick legs, and potentially large ass made her all the more appealing to look at.
"Adjutant Lieutenant Gege Teburu," she said sternly. "Stand at attention when you enter my office."
"Huh? Oh, yes ma'am!" I called before saluting her.
"That's better." She replied, "now I have an important mission for you?"
"That being?" I asked as I put my hand down.
"We have discovered a very powerful relic. One we cannot allow to fall into the wrong hands. I have tasked you and Captain Shihōin with the task of transferring this object into secure custody within the Soul Society."
Ugh, Yoruichi. That pervy bitch, why her of all people? Why not someone more ... useful?
"Captain, why have you assigned her to work with me? Why not someone more ... I don't know, just someone else."
"First of all, you'll work with whoever I assign you to work with. Number two; I have assigned her to you because I know of your ... 'tendencies'."
"Tendencies?"
"Yes, Adjutant Lieutenant. Your tendencies. Your perverted and frankly unprofessional tendencies. Yoruichi is the perfect person for you to work with for if you can work with her with no issues then I will assign you to a squad."
"A squad? Really?"
"Yes, it is rather ... uncommon for someone of your rank to not be assigned to a squad. But I can't trust you with a squad, not with your tendencies."
"My tendencies aren't that big of a problem, Captain! Besides, why would you even promote me to adjutant lieutenant if I have these so-called tendencies."
Soi Fon huffed, sighing as she leaned back in her chair.
"It was Captain-Commander Yamamoto who promoted you. Not me. Apparently, he sees something in you most do not. Do not disrespect his opinion."
I was surprised, the founder and captain-commander of the Soul Reapers promoted me to my current position and thought I had incredible potential? That felt unreal, but I highly doubted that Soi Fon would tell me it if it were a lie. So, with a prideful smile I looked at Soi Fon sternly.
"Captain, I will serve Gotei 13 pride fully."
"Yeah, sure." Replied Soi Fon casually. "Now, I want you to meet Yoruichi at the outskirts of the Soul Society. She'll show you where to go since she is in command during this transfer. Dismissed."
Wow, so abrupt. A real good commander she was. I should've known Soi Fon wouldn't give me the respect I felt I deserved. If Yamamoto saw something in me, then why couldn't she? Why couldn't anyone else? Why was I stuck with the stigma of being this massive pervert Soul Reaper without a Bankai? It sounded so pathetic the more I thought about it. But that was ignoring all of the good deeds I had accomplished over my long career as a Soul Reaper.
And pairing me with Yoruichi? What type of bullshit was that!? She knew I'd lust over her, it was inevitable. I mean, come on! That big dumb truck she's always walking around with, its rather impossible to not fucking stare at it and with her overly sexual personality made things even more dire.
But does Soi Fon take that into consideration? Surprisingly yes, but only as a means to screw me over more. I knew if I failed this mission or gave into my perverted desires that I'd be shit out of luck within the Soul Society. But I had to at least try, right? It was my only option left if I wanted to earn the respect of my comrades.
...
I was standing outside of the Soul Society, my patience at an all-time high. Where the hell was this bitch at? Why had Soi Fon assigned me to work alongside Gege? I would've much preferred to work alongside her. But no, Soi Fon assigned me with this asshole because I owe her a favor! Dammit.
Why should I have to suffer just to test him? He was Gege, he was going to be a massive pervert to me! It was practically inevitable. Ah, well. At least I got to be in command of this operation. That meant I could boss this dumbass around. Oh, how satisfying that would be. Hehe.
Finally, after what felt like an eternity, Gege arrived. I turned to him sternly, placing my hands on my hips as my breasts jiggled around wildly. Those girlies always had a sort of mind of their own after all.
"Where have you been?" I snapped.
"I'm sorry, I ran into something on the way here and-"
"I don't really care for your excuses, Adjutant Lieutenant. Now, straighten up! I am in charge here."
"Yes, Yoruichi." Sighed Gege.
"That's Lieutenant Shihōin to you." I told him sternly, "you'll say my name when I feel you have earned the right to."
Gege appeared to not like this idea, but had to obey my commands. So, he just huffed and said he understood.
"Good," I smiled. "Now, I'll show you to where the relic in question is."
I began to walk away from Gege, forcing him to follow. It hadn't even been a few minutes since this operation had begun and I was already done with this tool. Oh, well. At least I knew that this so-called promotion from Soi Fon to have him join a squad was a lie. That was the best part of all of this, that even if he passed the test and wasn't perverted towards me he wasn't going to join a squad. Her entire plan was to set him up for perverted failure so she could throw him out of the Gotei 13. It was a brilliant plan if I do say so myself.
...
Goddamn! Why did Yoruichi have to be so damn hot!? Those huge ass cheeks she practically showed off to the world were nothing but perfect. They were so large and soft-looking. Like two big apples just ready to be slapped. Her chocolate tits were also rather appealing. She didn't show them off as much as her ass but goddamn if they didn't look like big milk jugs. I wondered if her breast milk tasted like chocolate milk. These pillow sized ass cheeks and gargantuan tits were her best feature, because it was damn sure not her personality.
If she wasn't acting like a total slut flashing her tits everywhere. She was acting like a total cunt to me. Trying to boss me around and put me down. So what if I had a crush on her and shit was complicated with her past? That shit was in the past, leave it there. Don't let it ruin your chances with a new guy. But no, I guess because I am this perverted degenerate apart of the Gotei 13 that meant I was lesser. Fucking hell.
Despite this, I tried to keep my vision away from Yoruichi's tits and ass. Damn did she have a big round butt. A true peach, actually, it was more like a goddamn cake from the way her robe shifted and shaped around her curves. Damn, why couldn't the wind blow her robe up a little bit so I could see that big chocolate cake. Gah! What was I doing!? I was falling down the path Soi Fon told me not to fall down. I had to recollect myself, try to push through my dick talking and look at the possible future of getting a position on a squad.
The thought of joining a squad kept my mind busy up until Yoruichi and I arrived at our destination. It was a secure building a little ways out of the Soul Society. In the center of the main room of the building was a small black box on a small table. Yoruichi walked to the opposite of the table, allowing her to stare at me, and allowing her breasts to hang lowly in front of my vision. Dammit! I had to look up, make sure my line of sight landed on her face, not her tits.
"Alright, Gege." Yoruichi said, "this right here is the object in question we are transferring to the Soul Society."
"Okay ... its this ... box?"
"No," huffed Yoruichi. "Its what's inside the box that is what we're transferring."
Yoruichi then picked up the box, opening the lid, and showing me the small object inside. It was a gold coin, with ancient markings on it.
"Wow, so pretty." I told her.
"Indeed," she replied. "Its called a Wishing Coin. There are very few left in the world. They, when handled by a user, allow them to supposedly make any kind of wish they want."
"Any kind of wish? Like a genie?"
"Yes, but this power is supposedly real."
"How ... how could that even be possible?"
"No one seems to know. These things are older than the Soul Society itself."
"Wow, incredible."
"Yes," Yoruichi nodded. "Now, lets take this to the Yamamoto as we were ordered to."
"Yamamoto? What does he want with this thing?"
"He's going to keep it safe, apparently."
"Wait a minute, why is it up to him to keep it safe?"
"Because he's the captain-commander of the Gotei 13? Its his right to do what he sees fit with these kinds of things."
"Hold on, this thing can grant wishes, right? Like any kind of wish?"
"Yes," nodded Yoruichi. "What's your point?"
"Well, why doesn't Yamamoto use them to fix the problems facing the Soul Society? Like getting rid of all of the Quincy or Hollows with a single wish?"
"I ... well, obviously its because he knows that if you start down the path of using ultimate power like this it'll result in corruption. Obviously, Yamamoto wants to prevent that from happening."
"But why not just use the coin to fix the Soul Society's problems and then never use it again? Isn't it kind of douche to not take advantage of something so great?"
"I think you're thinking too much into it."
"No, I think you're all a bunch of idiots wasting power away!"
I quickly grabbed the coin from the box, cradling it as Yoruichi glared at me angrily.
"Hey! Give that back!"
"No! I'm going to see if this thing works and then I'm going to fix things around here forever."
"You dumbass! You don't know what you're doing! Besides, you know if you go against what Soi Fon commands that it'll prevent your promotion to a squad."
"Fuck that, this is more important. Now how do you use this thing? Ah, I wish I could figure this shit out."
Suddenly, my mind was flooded with the in-depth knowledge on how to make wishes with this coin. All I had to do was say; 'I wish' before saying what I wanted to wish for an it would come true. Just as long as the coin was on my person.
"Wow ... that was surprisingly easy." I chuckled.
"Ugh, don't do that again." Yoruichi told me.
"Hm ... I wish Yoruichi's tits would flop out."
Yoruichi's bust suddenly glowed with a white light before the light disappeared and her top was exposed. Allowing her tits to flop out with a jiggle. Yoruichi cried out, angrily covering herself up.
"What the hell!? I mean, I like showing off my body, but not to you!"
"Whatever, I wish Yoruichi would stop covering her tits."
Yoruichi then reluctantly put her hands down, allowing me to see her breasts in all their glory. They were big and round, with dark colored nipples that stuck out. Her tits were rather big despite her athletic build. More importantly, they looked so soft and squishable. Like dough that could be molded to my hearts greatest desires.
"You're such an asshole!" Yoruichi snapped.
"So? I don't care. This shit is too much fun!"
"Give me back the damn coin and maybe I'll forget about it!"
"Actually, nah. I don't need to worry about giving the coin back since I could just promote myself. I wish I was on a squad in the Gotei 13. The one with Rangiku since she's pretty hot."
Yoruichi's eyes widened, before they slowly softened. She then huffed, placing her hands on her hips.
"This wasn't how this was supposed to go." She snapped.
"How do you figure? I'm just having a little fun at your expense. I'll give it back eventually, well, maybe."
"You stupid son of a bitch! I'm glad Soi Fon lied to you about the promotion, you don't deserve it."
I paused, as if my ears weren't hearing her correctly.
"I'm sorry, what?" I asked.
"I ... well, you weren't supposed to hear that. But its whatever. I guess you should be faced with the cold hard reality of the real world you live in. No one, and I mean no one, in the Gotei 13 and really the Soul Society at large likes you. I mean, seriously! Yamamoto might see potential in you, but that's it really. Other than that I can't think of anyone who really likes you. Soi Fon especially doesn't like you, she set this whole thing up so that when you failed she'd get a reason to kick you out of the Gotei 13 and if you did pass she would make up some excuse as to why you couldn't be apart of a squad. So, yes, we played you. But its really your fault. If you weren't such a perverted creep who none of the women of the Gotei 13 trust then we wouldn't have to do this to you. But here we are I suppose. I almost believed you would change, but you obviously never will. Its kind of sad really."
"Shut up ..."
"Huh?"
"Shut the fuck up you whore!" I snapped.
"How dare you-"
"I wish Yoruichi would shut up while I talk and not physically attack me or anything!"
Yoruichi quickly closed her mouth, mumbling something before going angrily silent.
"Now, let me talk you fuck ass whore! I may be a pervert, but you and a ton of the other chicks in the Gotei 13 and Soul Society are nothing but whores who flaunt their bodies like its not big deal. Somehow that's acceptable, but when I merely look at your bodies and ask you out to dates somehow I'm the bad guy. Make it make sense!" I then took a deep breath with my eyes closed before opening them back up. "You know, I was actually going to probably give this coin up when I got bored with it. Now, I'm not giving this up. I'm going to use this fucking thing to get back at the people like you who think you're better than me, who think you're somehow above me, who think you're untouchable, who think you can decide where my life goes. That changes today, bitch. Its kind of sad really, but hey, that's where we are."
Yoruichi mumbled something in response before she charged at me to possibly try and take the coin away from me. However, I was quicker, gripping the coin tightly with a perverted smirk across my face.
"I wish for a random change of scenery to this room. Surprise me."
Yoruichi was mere inches away from getting the coin from my grasp, so close. But yet, she failed all the same. The room of the building was enveloped in a blinding white light, my expression confident and happy as I awaited what changes the new world I would inhabit with the use of my Wishing Coin. It was rather sad that it had to come to this. But there was no way in hell that I was going to be pushed around by these bitches anymore. Today things would change forever.