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PLEASE READ THE ANNOUNCEMENTS

Summary:

BUILDING RESIDENTS — 10:14am

George:
Hello everyone.

George:
As some of you already know, we have several new tenants moving into the building this week due to the start of the university semester.

George:
Please remember:
• quiet hours begin at 10pm
• laundry room booking is mandatory
• you receive two copies of keys, DO NOT lose them
• absolutely NO barbecuing on the roof

Max:
oppression

Daniel:
that was one time

Oscar:
no copy and paste this year george?

Alex:
had to add a new bullet point

or, the apartment building chatfic where nobody reads the announcements, everybody dates each other, and george russell slowly loses his mind.

Notes:

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Chapter 1: The One With the New Tenants

Notes:

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Chapter Text

building residents – 9:45 am

 

George added Andrea Kimi Antonelli

George added Olliver Bearman

George added Isack Hadjar

George added Gabriel Bortoletto

 

George:

Hello everyone.

As some of you already know, we have several new tenants moving into the building this week due to the start of the university semester.

Please remember:

  • quiet hours begin at 10pm
  • laundry room booking is mandatory
  • you recive two copies of keys, DO NOT lose them
  • absolutely NO barbecuing on the roof!

 

Max:

oppression

 

Daniel:

that was one time

 

Oscar:

no copy and paste this year george?

 

Alex:

had to add a new bullet point

 

Pierre:

there were firefighters daniel!

 

Daniel:

dramatic overreastion honestly

besides thay were HOT firefighters

 

Charles:

i agree

 

Alex:

didn’t you got a date from it george?

 

Max:

what?

 

George:

That is not the point, Alexander. No fire on the roof. End of discusion.

Oh and welcome everyone :D

 

Oliver:

There was a fire on a roof?

 

Daniel:

new babies ❤️

 

Daniel:

you guys were getting boring

 

Lando:

NEW PEOPLE HELLOOOO

 

Oscar:

don’t encourage them

 

Alex:

hi guys :)

 

Daniel:

no real fire

 

Pierre:

yeah, just some flames from the grill

 

Daniel:

I was giving you the real aussie experience

not my fault

 

Yuki:

You put Charles to the grill

 

Pierre:

So it was your fault

 

Charles:

meanies

 

Yuki:

if I was doing the grilling this would not have happend

 

Lando:

 

Daniel:

I’m still sorry yuki san :(

 

Yuki:

good, you should be

 

George:

Okay can you PLEASE stop spamming the chat, so the informations doesn‘t get lost?

 

Oscar:

or the new kids don’t get scared

 

Charles:

Hello everyone!

 

Andrea:

too late honestly

 

Carlos:

Hola, don’t park on my parking place or your car will get toed.

 

Alex:

Don’t be a grumpy Carlos

 

Carlos:

it’s just a warning, we don’t want to repeat the oscar incident

 

Oscar:

it was a moving truck, not my fault

 

Lando:

omg not this again

 

Alex:

Carlos

 

Carlos:

okay, okay

welcome here

 

Lando:

whipped

 

Lance:

Hi

@Fernando says everyone should feel welcome here

 

Fernando:

I did not say that

 

Lance:

Shh

Also gabi, just text us if you need any help with the moving in.

 

Gabriel:

i think we’re okay, but thanks

and hi to you to guys

 

Gabriel changed name to Gabi.

Gabriel changed Olliver’s name to Ollie.

 

Andrea:

Hello everyone!

Ciao, George and Lewis

 

Andrea changed name to Kimi

 

Kimi:

much better

 

Ollie:

So this is the chat Liam warned us about?

Also hi 😊

 

Lewis:

Hello Kimi

And the rest of you kids.

Welocome to the building.

 

Esteban:

Can you stop spamming the chat?

The constant buzzing is annoying.

 

Max:

why do you have the notifications on?

 

Lewis:

Toto has been asking for you, everything okay, kid?

 

Esteban:

So I don’t miss the important stuff

 

Lance:

there is too much noise for that

 

Kimi:

everything is great Lewis

 

George:

Thank you Esteban, at least somone understands what is this chat for.

not like someone

Hi, Kimi!

 

Lewis:

Good

 

Max:

should have sticked to the emails then

 

George:

You didn’t read those either!

 

Max:

went straight to spam

not my fault

 

Alex:

Max, don’t be mean, George calm down a bit.

New guys, if you need help or have questions, just text Goerge. He‘ll be able to help.

There are more of us here but some of the guys have this chat silenced because of how chaotic it can get. Also most of us are probably at work.

 

Lando:

i’m not

 

Max:

we can tell

 

Lando:

okay

youre also home

 

Alex:

But everyone here is really friendly, even the grumpy guys like Fernando or Carlos.

 

Oscar:

yeah, it comes with the age

 

Lando:

lmao

he called you old carlito

 

Carlos:

stop calling me grumpy

shut it Oscar, i’m no that old

 

Lance:

Fernando is

 

Charles:

grumpy or old?

 

Lance: both

 

Gabi:

💀

 

Nico:

hello everyone

 

Valtteri:

Hey kids

 

Lando:

odl men detected

 

George:

*old

 

10:34 am

 

Liam:

what is going on

 

Oscar:

read the chat?

 

Liam:

yeah no

 

Alex:

just new people moving in

 

Liam:

what?

today??

 

Max:

they are literary moving to yours?

 

Liam:

lol yeah i know

already have one here

 

Daniel:

wait, who lives with the little kiwi now?

 

Kimi:

me

 

Liam:

and jack

 

Kimi:

oh, you didn’t hear?

 

Kimi:

Jack didn’t got accepted, he is staying home at australia

 

Daniel:

nooo

we could have had another aussie in the building?

 

Max:

as it there isn‘t enough of you

 

Daniel:

oh Maxie

I know you love me and my boy Osci

 

Liam:

oh okay

so just Kimi and me

 great

now we have to find another roommate to pay the rent

 

Isack:

me, Gabi and Ollie are in the second top apartment

 

Carlos:

okay so now that everyone said their hellos

can we go back to being quiet?

 

Lando:

alex, get your boyfriend

 

Alex:

yeah I kinda agree with Carlos

this is getting a bit too much

besides I have to get back to the work

 

Lando:

boooo

 

10:47 am

 

Franco:

why is there so many messages here?

 

George:

Franco, you don’t even live here. Why do you care?

 

Alex:

he is our stray cat, george

 be nice

 

Franco:

I hate to be excluded :(

 

George:

Just because he stayed with us for few months does not mean he needs to stay in the group chat.

 

Alex:

but he was so lonely

 

Daniel:

yeah, we like franco ❤️

 

Checo:

sí, he makes a good coffee

 

Pierre:

franco stays

always brigs some sweets from the café

 

George:

Whatever. Just, please, follow the rules.

 

Franco:

yes mom

 

Lando:

he got you

 

George:

🙄

 

George/Kimi 11:05

 

George:

All moved in?

 

Kimi:

sí, grazie George

i’m so happy i don’t have to stay at dorms

 

George:

Happy to help. An if you need anything, don’t be scared to ask.

You know which flat is mine right?

 

Kimi:

4th floor

you are with Alex no?

George:

Yes and Lewis is on the ground  floor if you ever need anything form him. I am sure he will be happy to help too.

How is the internship? Got all of the papers?

 

Kimi:

it’s a bit much

but i think i got it

 

George:

It can be a little overwhelming at first, but it will get better.

Promise.

 

Kimi:

you were too with toto?

 

George:

Not before I got promoted to a position I am on now.

But all the programs are relatively the same.

But maybe ask Lewis about this. He did the exact one.

 

Kimi:

tbh i’m kinda scared of him

 

George:

Don’t be! Lewis is really nice a friendly.

 

Kimi:

okay, thanks george

i’ll get back to unpacking

why do i have so much stuff

😭😭😭

 

young, dumb & broke - 11:24

 

Ollie:

you were not kidding with the chat

 

Liam:

yeah

I told you it gets crazy

wait for when max and george start fighting (flirting)

 

Kimi:

omg THIS is the max george always complains about

 

Liam:

I guess?

don't think he knows many of them

 

Kimi:

i need to meet him

 

Liam:

well this building is not that big

he also lives on the same floor as george

or you can just watch his streams i guess

 

Kimi:

omg he streams?

 

Liam:

yeah

mostly about f1 and sim racing i think

not as much as lando though, he is the big streamer

kinda like a celebrity really

 

Kimi:

cool

 

Isack:

hey thanks for making this gc liam

I don't thing I could ask all the stupid questions in there

 

Liam:

yeah sure

thought it would be good to have one with people our age

not just the old guys

but also they are pretty wierd so you really don't have to think much about what you say there

 

Gabi:

well I would not mind the old guys too

👀

 

Ollie:

gabi wtf?

don't bring your kinks here

 

Gabi:

what

the blond guy from looked cute

the one that held the door for me

 

Isack:

you mean us?

 

Gabi:

he even had this stupidly cute german accent

 

Liam:

YOU MEAN NICO???

HE'S LIKE 40

 

Gabi:

is he?

 

Ollie:

stop it you sicko and come help with unpacking

 

Isack:

yeah

i'm not doing your work

 

Gabi

i'm coming

 

Kimi:

you wish you were

 

Gabi:

omg shut up

are you ten or what?

 

Kimi:

yeah

out of then

😎

 

Ollie:

i agree

❤️

 

Kimi:

❤️

 

Isack:

ugh no flirting where i can see

im sooo happy we separated you two guys

I could not handle having you two as roomates

 

Kimi:

homophobic

 

Isack:

bitch i'm also gay

 

Ollie:

well envy does not suit you isack

but don't worry

we'll find you a cute guy

who will tolerate all your tiktok dancing

 

Liam

okay me and kimi are all done here

you need help?

 

Ollie

desperately

those two are useless

sends photo

 

Liam:

hahaha okay

i'll bring kimi

but you buy the lunch guys

 

Gabi:

doors open

 

Notes:

Hi guys :)
This is my first fanfic (or at least the first one i’m actually publishing), so hopefully it’s not a complete disaster.

I’ve had this apartment building/groupchat AU stuck in my head for way too long and finally decided to do something about it. Expect chaos, too many groupchats, a lot of stupidity and George Russell suffering because nobody reads the announcements hehe.

English is not my first language, so sorry for any mistakes!

If there is anything on your mind, share it in the comments!

Hope you enjoy this <3