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2026-05-04
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Hazbin - ONE SHOTS

Summary:

ONE SHOTS. LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT, ASK FOR IT.

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Chapter 1: bees

Chapter Text

" What the fuck is going one? "

 

When Vaggie had went downstairs, she didn't expect to see all the staff of the hotel in a corner, hiding behind the sofa Alastor was sitting in, reading a newspaper.

Angel pointed to a honeycomb in the table, where bees could be heard.

 

" How did it even get here??"

 

Everyone shrugged at Vaggie's question.

 

"It was here when I opened the bar." Husk said.

" Alastor, can't you just... take it away with your magic?"

 

Alastor, not taking his eyes from the newspaper, chuckled.

" Oh, dear, this is far more entertaining!"

" Can't you... grab it and take it out, tits?" Angel questioned with a nervous smile, still hiding.
" Why me?! "
"You're the manager, right???! "
"Well, you're the man!"

"Since when?" Angel had put on one of his drag wigs, causing Vaggie to groan.

 

Vaggie attempted to grab it with her hands, but the buzzing of the bees made her retreat. SINCE WHEN ARE BEES IN HELL???
She thought for a second before sighing, rubbing her temples.

"Alright, everyone, this'll be a redemtion activity. We ALL together will take this out, okay?"


Everyone nodded.

 

***


"Are you sure this is safe? " Husk questioned, holding the bag.

"Any other ides?"

At his silence, Vaggie nodded.

 

Angel had a stick in his hands, pointing it towards the hooneycomb while Husk was holding a bag on the other side of the table. Niffty had another bag in case Husk failed to catch it.

Alastor was still sitting, the newspaper on his lap to appreciate the spectacle properly.

 

"Why ain't you helping??" Angel frowned at Vaggie.

"This is supposed to be a redemption thing, I'm supervizing."
"You're scared, ain't ya'?
"Shut up. Now!"

 

Angel poked at the honeycomb, wich fell into the bag Husk was holding, who tied it up as fast as he could.

Everyine looked around.

No bees.

 

They all started celebrating as Husk went outside to throw out the bag into the trash.

While they were all complimenting each others work, Alastor spoke out, clapping sarcastically.



"Well done! Bravo! I'm surprised. Now... what about the spider nest upstairs?"

Everyone blinked.

 

"THE WHAT?!"