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Are you ready, Cens Nation? Ottawa Centaurs face off against the New York Admirals tonight! Puck drop in an hour, see you there! #GoCens
6:00 PM · 11 Mar 21
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scott hunter apologist
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@scottydoesntknow · 3m ago
Let's gooooo
lets go cens!! @rozzycen81 · 2m ago
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girl are you lost
eli ✌️ @lostinottawa · 1m ago
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🕯️manifesting a win for us tonight!🕯️
T @seventeencandles · 3m ago
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Oddly optimistic for a team that’s at the bottom of the league…
Harris 🌈🍎 @ottawapples · 2m ago
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idk, our points total is looking pretty nice since we got Rozanov 👀
T @seventeencandles · 2m ago
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Doesn’t seem to have helped much…
Harris 🌈🍎 @ottawapples · 1m ago
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new members of a team always need a moment to settle in, i have faith 🙏 #GoCens
Chat with:Harris 🌈🍎
22 Mar 21
Do you seriously have that much
faith in the Cens?
well hello to you too…
and yes, I do!
That’s… actually pretty cool
thank you, random stranger whose opinion I definitely care about
I just mean
I’m a Guardians fan
I’ve seen those fans turn on the
team for less…
then maybe we need to make an ottawa fan of you
Haha
That’s not happening
what if i ask you really nicely? 🥺
You’re cute, but not that cute
Been a Toronto fan for too long to switch it up now
are you flirting with me, mr toronto?
👀
No!
Well
Maybe
I guess
very convincing
Shut up
toronto aren’t doing THAT much better than the cens, you know…
Ugh, don’t remind me
like, you’re ALSO not on track for the playoffs
Some of the players just need to get their heads out of their asses.
you said it, not me…
What’s with your username?
what’s with yours?
No fair, I asked you first.
i never claimed to play fair, bud
🙄
I watch a lot of rom-coms with my mom, okay?
I know that’s not, like, cool or
whatever.
But it’s how we bonded after she finally left my dickhead of a father.
Shit, sorry.
That’s a lot to tell a random guy on the internet.
you’re good, mr toronto!!
it’s actually very sweet.
Uh, thanks? I guess?
yes, a thank you is the correct
answer here
And your username?
oh, right!!
i come from a family of apple
farmers!! :)
In Ottawa?
oh, he’s smart!!
wait, i shouldn’t assume your
pronouns
they’re not on your profile
Oh, uh, yeah he is good.
What are yours? Is that a normal
thing to ask?
oh, so you haven’t snooped on my profile, yet? 😏
also he/him!!
Does that mean you’ve snooped on mine?
duh
not a lot there, though
Yeah, sorry. This is kinda a burner
account.
do you often question peoples’
hockey loyalty from your burner
account?
No, sorry.
This is weird, right? I should stop
messaging you.
don’t worry your pretty little head about it, mr toronto
You don’t know I’m pretty.
I could be a deranged stalker.
i just have a feeling
Why do you call me that?
what? pretty?
No
Mr Toronto
well, your name isn’t on your profile either
i’m improvising
Right, sorry.
does that mean i’m not getting your name?
Oh
Sorry.
so many apologies. definitely
canadian.
I don’t really give out my name on this account.
It’s nice to be anonymous.
hiding from the police? fbi? alien
abductors?
What? No?
that’s what someone hiding from the police/fbi/alien abductors would say…
You’re weird
if you’re still flirting, you’re not
doing too great there, bud
Shit. Sorry.
I didn’t mean it like that.
It's nice.
me being weird is nice?
Yeah
You’re just… being yourself.
in the immortal words of selena
gomez…
wouldn’t wanna be anybody else
I wish I felt that way
you’ll get there.
takes a bit, sometimes.
The rainbow on your profile…
I mean, I don’t want to assume
are you asking if i’m gay, mr
toronto?
Shit, I’m being an asshole. You don’t have to say!
You don’t owe anything to an
anonymous account that came
into your DMs uninvited.
I can go!
slow your roll, big guy
no need to go anywhere
yes, i’m gay
That’s cool.
Uh, me too.
i get the feeling that not a lot of
people know that about you?
You get a lot of “feelings”.
But yeah, you’d be right.
My ex is the only other person. I kinda made this account to follow him.
do you guys still talk?
No? He’s my ex?
😂 1
buddy, being friends with your ex is the least weird thing about the gay world, trust me.
Oh, well, he cheated on me so…
Not really in the mood to talk to
him after that.
oh, well fuck him!!
That’s kinda what got me into this mess.
💀 1
you’re funny, mr toronto.
invade my dms any time!! 🥰
23 Mar 21
i gotta ask…
why seventeen candles? isn’t the
movie sixteen candles?
It is.
17 is my lucky number, I guess.
mine is 23
Why?
it’s just got a good vibe
Numbers have vibes?
yes.
If you say so…
26 Mar 21
are you watching the guardians
game?
it’s a total mess
kent has spent more time in the
penalty box than on the ice
and what is nilsson doing??
never seen a goalie look so much
like bambi on ice before
honestly thought you’d be here to defend their honour
they need you ngl…
unless you’re one of those guys who takes the game super seriously and doesn’t text during it?
i promise i’m not making fun of you
the toronto guardians, a little bit
but i don’t hold their performance against you, mr toronto
oof. 4-2 to the voyageurs. rough.
hope you’re okay!!
Hey. Sorry.
I was watching the game with some friends and their wifi kinda sucks.
I enjoyed your commentary. Even if it was at the Guardians’ expense.
no worries, bud
maybe you can text me next time
You want my number?
Shit. Sorry. That sounded rude,
didn’t it?
I’m sorry.
you’re a pretty anxious person, huh?
Sorry. My friend says it’s annoying.
sounds like you need better friends
luckily, i have an opening
How magnanimous of you
oh, big word, mr toronto
I take it back.
:(
…I’m sending my number.
:D