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Summary:

A simple oneshot from my story "A Rose Among Dragons" where Rose in a mood for mischief, introduces the Targaryens to Monopoly. Chaos ensues.

Notes:

This is a side series of oneshots from my main story universe where Rose makes questionable decisions, namely introducing modern games to a group of Targaryens who already treat everything like a war.

These scenes are too chaotic, too long and frankly too unhinged to fit into the main story without completely derailing it, so they live here instead as little bonus episodes.

In short:
Rose wanted to cure boredom.
Instead, she invented problems.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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General POV

 

The idea had begun, as most of Rose’s more questionable decisions did, in a moment of sheer, bone deep boredom.

The road to the Red Keep had stretched endlessly before them, a ribbon of dust and stone that offered little in the way of distraction beyond the shifting scenery and the occasional argument among princes, and after hours of riding, even that had dulled into something predictable. Conversation had waned, tempers had settled into a restless quiet and Rose—unused to such stillness—had found herself staring ahead and thinking, quite seriously, that she might lose her mind if she did not invent something to occupy them all.

So she had.

By the time they stopped near a modest village to make camp, the idea had already taken root, growing rapidly into something far more elaborate than it had any right to be. She had slipped away with purpose, bartering for parchment, scraps of cloth, ink, pigments, anything that could be shaped into form, her mind moving faster than her hands could follow and by the time night settled, she had begun building.

Not simply a game.

A system.

A world.

By the next evening, it was finished.

And now...now came the dangerous part.

Rose stood in the center of their gathered camp like a woman about to unveil a masterpiece, her hands clasped behind her back, chin lifted just enough to suggest importance, though the slight spark in her eyes betrayed something far less noble.

Around her, her chosen victims assembled with varying degrees of enthusiasm.

Prince Baelor took his place with quiet curiosity, folding himself neatly to sit upon a low cushion, his attention already drawn to the cloth-covered surface before her. There was patience in him, as always, and something like amusement tucked just beneath it, as though he already suspected this would not be simple.

Prince Maekar stood rather than sat at first, arms crossed tightly over his chest, his expression one of immediate distrust, as though Rose had personally summoned him for the sole purpose of irritating him.

“This had better not be a waste of time,” he muttered.

Prince Daeron lingered nearby, not quite seated, not quite standing apart, his gaze drifting lazily over the setup with a faint, unreadable look that suggested he had already decided how this would end or perhaps that he was not entirely present for it at all.

Ser Duncan hovered at the edge of the gathering, large and uncertain, shifting his weight as though afraid he might accidentally break something simply by existing too close to it.

Egg, by contrast, was practically vibrating with anticipation, eyes bright as he leaned forward, clearly delighted by the promise of something new.

Valarr settled beside Baelor, quieter but no less attentive, his focus sharp, already assessing.

And Aerion...Aerion stood a short distance away, arms folded, expression carved from disdain.

“I will not participate,” he announced before Rose could even begin, as though preemptively defending himself against whatever nonsense she was about to present.

Rose didn’t even look at him.

“That’s fine,” she said cheerfully. “You can watch and regret your choices.”

He scoffed.

He did not leave.

Satisfied that she had gathered exactly the audience she needed, Rose turned with a flourish and swept the cloth away.

“My lords,” she announced grandly, “I present to you… the greatest invention this world has yet to witness.”

There was a pause.

A long one.

The board lay revealed between them, a carefully crafted square of parchment reinforced with cloth backing, its edges inked in clean, deliberate lines. Each space had been drawn with care, filled with names they all recognized—regions, lands, strongholds—arranged in a looping path that circled inward upon itself.

The colors stood out even in the dimming light.

Pale white marked the North, stark and simple. Light blue followed with the Vale, neat and contained. Dark blue bled into the Riverlands, then deepened into the purple of the Crownlands, where the Red Keep itself held the starting place. Beyond that, the colors shifted again—yellow for the Stormlands, red for the Westerlands, green for the Reach and finally the rich orange of Dorne, sitting at the far end like something both distant and dangerous.

Along the edges were other markings—Maidenpool, Planky Town, Seagard, Gulltown—ports they all knew, placed with deliberate intent. Smaller squares labeled Dragonfire Tax, Wells, The Wall, Tourney Grounds.

It was not crude.

It was not careless.

It looked… intentional.

Ser Duncan leaned forward, squinting slightly.

“…what is it?”

“A game,” Rose said, as though that explained everything.

Maekar frowned. “It looks like land division.”

“It is land division.”

“That is not a game.”

“It is now.”

She knelt beside the board, already reaching for the next piece of her creation.

“These,” she said, lifting a small stack of parchment slips, “are Dragons.”

Egg leaned closer immediately. “Gold Dragons?”

“Yes,” Rose said. “Well...no. Not real ones. These are… representations.”

Dunk took one when she offered it, turning it carefully in his large hands, brow furrowed as he examined the inked number.

“It says five,” he said slowly.

“Yes.”

“So… it’s worth five?”

“In the game, yes.”

He nodded, as though that made perfect sense.

It did not.

She passed them out next, giving each player a starting amount, watching with poorly hidden amusement as they began instinctively sorting them.

Baelor arranged his neatly.

Valarr counted his twice.

Egg beamed.

Maekar looked at his like they had personally offended him.

“And these,” Rose continued, producing a small collection of painted stones, “are your markers.”

The stones were simple, each one colored differently, just enough to distinguish them from one another.

“You will use them to move around the board.”

Dunk picked his up carefully, as though it might break.

“This is mine?”

“Yes.”

“…I must not lose it.”

“You really don’t.”

She gestured next to two small piles of stones off to the side.

“Green stones are peasant homes,” she explained. “Red stones are castles.”

Maekar snorted softly. “You expect us to build kingdoms with rocks?”

“Yes.”

“…very well.”

Finally, she reached for the bowl beside her.

“And since I cannot conjure perfectly shaped dice out of thin air,” she said, lifting it slightly, “we improvise.”

Inside were small folded pieces of parchment.

“You will draw two at random,” she explained. “Each marked with a number. That is your roll.”

Daeron tilted his head slightly, something flickering across his expression.

“Chance, then,” he murmured.

“Exactly.”

Rose sat back on her heels, looking between them all, her expression sharpening just slightly as she shifted from demonstration to explanation.

“The goal,” she said, “is very simple.”

They waited.

“To ruin each other.”

Maekar smiled.

“Financially,” she added quickly.

He frowned.

“You will move around the board,” she continued, gesturing as she spoke, “and when you land on a place, you may buy it—if it is unowned. If it is owned…”

She paused.

“You pay rent.”

Silence.

Maekar blinked at her.

“You expect me to pay someone for standing on land?”

“Yes.”

“That is absurd.”

“That is the game.”

“If you own all lands of one region,” she went on smoothly, ignoring him, “you may build.”

She tapped the green stones.

“Homes.”

Then the red.

“Castles.”

Egg’s eyes widened. “Castles?”

“Yes.”

He looked delighted.

“And these,” she said, lifting two small stacks of parchment, “are Fate… and King’s Decree.”

Valarr leaned forward slightly.

“They will help you,” Rose said.

“Or destroy you.”

She sat back then, letting the weight of it all settle, watching as they looked over the board again, this time with far more attention than before.

Recognition flickered.

Understanding followed.

Slowly.

Dangerously.

Baelor was the first to speak.

“…and how does one win?”

Rose smiled.

The kind of smile that should have warned them.

“You win,” she said, “when everyone else has nothing left.”

Dunk frowned slightly. “Nothing?”

“No coin. No land. Nothing.”

Egg looked between them all, suddenly unsure.

Maekar leaned forward.

“Good.”

Rose rose slowly to her feet, brushing her hands together as though concluding a performance, her gaze sweeping across the group—her players, her victims, her willing participants in what she had just unleashed.

She clasped her hands behind her back once more, chin lifting just slightly.

“Well then,” she said, voice light with something that could only be described as anticipation.

She gestured toward the board.

“Take your places.”

They did.

Some reluctantly.

Some eagerly.

Some with far too much interest.

Rose reached for the bowl, holding it out between them like an offering.

And then, with all the dramatic weight she could muster, she smiled.

“Let the gods have mercy on your souls.”


The first turn began with a strange sort of hesitation, as though none of them wished to be the one to set the thing in motion now that it sat between them, no longer simply Rose’s creation but something that had already begun to take on weight in their minds, something that resembled less a game and more a quiet test none of them had agreed to but all of them were now part of.

Rose, naturally, had no such reservations.

“Well,” she said, holding the bowl out with bright insistence, “someone must begin and since none of you seem inclined to volunteer, I will choose for you.”

Her gaze landed on Dunk.

He blinked, already wary. “Me?”

“Yes, you,” she said, pushing the bowl closer. “Two slips. Draw them.”

He looked into the bowl like a man being asked to reach into something deeply suspicious, then slowly, carefully, did as instructed, pulling out two folded pieces of parchment and opening them with a seriousness that would have better suited a battlefield command than a game.

“A three,” Dunk said, turning the first slip over with careful fingers, then the second. “And a four.”

“Seven,” Rose supplied easily. “You move seven spaces.”

He nodded once, committing that to memory as though it were instruction given before battle, then set his painted stone down and began to move it along the edge of the board, counting each square beneath his breath with quiet precision, one finger pressing lightly against the parchment as he went.

“One… two… three… four… five… six… seven.”

His hand stilled.

He looked down.

Dunk’s hand stilled over the square, his brow drawing together as he looked down at the markings, lips pressing into a thin line as though willing the meaning to reveal itself without assistance. He lingered there a moment longer than necessary, then lifted his gaze to Rose, uncertainty plain in his expression.

“…what does it say?” he asked, quiet but direct.

Rose leaned forward slightly, following his line of sight, her tone light as she answered. “King’s Decree. That means you draw one of these.” She reached for the stack of cards and held it out to him.

He accepted it carefully, turning the top card over in his large hands, unfolding it with the same care he gave everything, though his eyes only traced the ink without recognition. He waited, patient, expectant.

Rose watched him for half a second, then leaned in a little closer, her voice shifting just enough to carry the words for him.

“It says…” she began, and then she paused.

Because she saw it before she finished.

The way his shoulders had already gone still.

The way something in his expression had tightened, not from understanding, but from the weight of waiting for it.

Rose cleared her throat softly.

“…‘Go directly to the Wall.’”

Dunk did not move.

For a moment, it was as though the words simply hung there between them, waiting to settle into place.

Then he blinked once, slowly.

And the realization landed all at once.

Not the curious, light silence from before, but something heavier, something that settled across the group all at once as the words sank in.

Dunk stared at her.

“I have been sent to the Wall.”

Rose pressed her lips together, trying very hard not to laugh. “Yes. But only in the game.”

“I have done nothing,” he said, the same quiet disbelief threading through his voice as before, though this time it carried a touch more gravity, as though the accusation had been formalized.

“It’s the card,” she said. “You drew it. It’s not personal.”

“I was not tried,” he continued, still holding the parchment as though it might yet change if he looked long enough. “No one accused me of anything.”

“You don’t need to be accused,” she said, her voice wavering slightly now. “You just...go.”

Egg leaned forward immediately, eyes wide with concern. “Do you have to take the vows?”

“No,” Rose said quickly. “No vows. No freezing. No lifelong service. Just… go there and stay for a few turns.”

Dunk looked back down at the board, at the far corner marked as the Wall, then carefully, almost solemnly, picked up his stone and moved it across, placing it within the square with a level of respect that would have suited an actual sentence.

He sat back slowly afterward, the card still in his hand, expression deeply troubled but composed in the way of a man who had decided he would endure what had been placed upon him.

“I see,” he said after a moment, folding the parchment once more with care before setting it down beside him. “Then I will remain there.”

Maekar let out a sharp breath that might have been a laugh. “You were removed from the game before it even began.”

Dunk did not look at him. “It appears so.”

Rose leaned back slightly, shaking her head with a small, helpless smile. “You’re not out. You just miss a few turns.”

“That is reassuring,” he said, though his tone suggested he found it only marginally so.

Across the board, Daeron’s mouth had curved faintly, something knowing in his expression, while Baelor watched with quiet interest, his gaze lingering not on Dunk, but on the card still resting where it had been drawn.

The first move had been made.

And already, the game had taken something from one of them.

Maekar snorted under his breath.

“This is ridiculous.”

“You’re next,” Rose said immediately, pushing the bowl toward him before he could say anything further.

Maekar did not hesitate, drawing his slips with quick, efficient movements, glancing at them once. “Five.”

He moved his piece with sharp precision, counting under his breath only once before placing it down firmly on one of the marked ports along the board’s edge. His eyes flicked to the name, recognition immediate.

“A port,” he said, tone shifting ever so slightly, interest sharpening. “And unowned.”

“Yes,” Rose replied, already watching him closely. “Ports work differently. If you own them, they bring in coin whenever someone lands on them.”

That was all the explanation he needed.

“I will take it,” he said at once, reaching for his Dragons without hesitation and setting them down with deliberate finality, less a purchase and more a claim laid upon something that already felt like it should belong to him.

“It is mine.”

Rose huffed softly. “Yes, that is typically how buying things works.”

He did not so much as glance at her, his attention already returning to the board, to the layout, to the pieces, to the beginnings of something forming behind his eyes that had very little to do with casual play and far more to do with possession.

Baelor’s turn followed with far more care, his fingers selecting two slips from the bowl with quiet precision, unfolding them and taking a moment to consider before speaking. “Six.”

He moved his piece along the board, his gaze following each square until he came to rest on a Vale property, and there he paused, studying it for a brief moment that suggested he was not simply playing but already thinking beyond the immediate move.

“You may purchase it,” Rose prompted.

He inclined his head slightly. “Yes. I think I will.”

He placed his Dragons neatly, arranging the remaining ones with unconscious order, and sat back as though satisfied not just with the move, but with the structure it began to form.

Egg’s turn came with none of that restraint. He reached eagerly into the bowl, nearly dropping one of the slips in his haste, and unfolded both with wide eyes. “Eight!”

“You add them together,” Rose reminded him.

“I did,” he said proudly.

He moved his piece quickly, nearly knocking into Maekar’s stone in the process, counting a little too fast at first before correcting himself halfway through, determined to do it properly.

“One… two… three… four… five… six… seven… eight.”

His stone came to rest on a pale blue square, one of the Vale properties, and he leaned forward immediately, studying it with bright curiosity before looking up at Rose.

“Can I buy this?”

Rose glanced at the board, then at Baelor briefly. “You can. It’s part of the Vale and free.”

Baelor said nothing, though there was the faintest shift in his attention.

Egg placed his Dragons down with great care, as though the act itself carried significance beyond the game. “What is it called?”

Rose glanced down. “Runestone.”

Egg nodded, entirely serious. “Then I will take very good care of it as well.”

Maekar let out a quiet breath that might have been a laugh, though there was no warmth in it, only the faint edge of something sharper, something that had already begun to take notice of what others were collecting.

Daeron drew next, his movements slower, almost absent-minded, though his eyes sharpened slightly as he unfolded the slips. “Four.”

He moved accordingly, counting with quiet precision until his piece came to rest not on land, but on one of the marked spaces set apart from the others.

He paused, gaze lowering as he took it in.

“Income tax,” he read, softer than before.

There was a small shift in the room, subtle but noticeable.

Rose leaned forward slightly. “That means you pay the Crown.”

Daeron glanced up at her. “How much?”

“Two hundred.”

There was no hesitation in his expression, no frustration, no protest, only a brief, thoughtful stillness as he looked at the number written on the board, as though weighing it for something beyond its surface meaning.

“Of course,” he said.

He reached for his Dragons and counted them out without urgency, placing them back into the central pile with the same calm care he had shown in drawing his slips, as though the loss meant very little—or perhaps as though he had already accounted for it.

Rose watched him for a moment, narrowing her eyes slightly.

“You’re taking that suspiciously well.”

Daeron’s mouth curved faintly, something distant in it. “It was expected.”

Maekar let out a sharp breath. “Expected? You lost two hundred without protest.”

Daeron did not look at him. “Loss is part of any system.”

“That is a terrible philosophy.”

“And yet,” Daeron said lightly, his gaze returning to the board, “it is often the correct one.”

The game moved on, but something about it had shifted, however slightly, as though the first true cost had just been paid.

Valarr followed with quiet focus, drawing his slips and moving his piece with efficiency, his expression unreadable as he landed and purchased his first property without comment, though his gaze lingered on the board afterward, tracing lines only he seemed to see.

All the while, Dunk remained at the Wall, his large frame still and composed, though there was a certain heaviness to the way he sat, as though he had truly been removed from the game in a way that mattered more than it should have.

“This is a harsh system,” he said after a moment.

“It’s only the beginning,” Rose replied.

He nodded slowly. “That is… not reassuring.”

By the time the first round came to a close, the board had begun to change in subtle ways, small claims marking the beginning of something larger, something that had not yet fully revealed itself but had already begun to settle into the space between them.

It still felt light. Still manageable. Still, in some distant way, friendly.

But the way Maekar leaned forward slightly now, the way Baelor’s gaze had sharpened just enough, the way Daeron’s attention no longer drifted quite so far, all suggested the same thing, something quiet and inevitable.

They were beginning to understand.

And once they did, there would be no going back.


By the time the game reached its middle, it had shed every last trace of politeness it had begun with.

What had once been curiosity had sharpened into intent, and what had once been indulgence had turned, slowly but unmistakably, into competition. The board no longer sat between them as a novelty. It had become something claimed, something contested, something that drew every eye and held it there with quiet, relentless force.

Dragons, no longer passed hands lightly. They were counted, guarded, surrendered with visible reluctance. Properties were no longer simply purchased; they were held, watched, defended in a way that suggested none of them had quite expected to care this much and yet now cared far too much to pretend otherwise.

Rose, for her part, had long since stopped trying to pretend this was anything less than exactly what she had intended.

Chaos.

Dunk had been released from the Wall several turns ago, though one would not have known it by the way he still approached each move with careful seriousness, as though he feared another unjust exile might be waiting just beyond the next draw. He counted his slips with the same steady focus, moved his piece with deliberate care, and, for a brief stretch, had even managed to hold onto a modest amount of Dragons.

It did not last.

He drew from the bowl again, unfolded his numbers, and moved forward, counting quietly as he always did, his large hand hovering just above the board as though unwilling to disturb it more than necessary.

“One… two… three… four… five…”

His piece came to rest.

There was a pause.

A longer one this time.

Dunk looked down, then up, then down again, as though hoping the square might change if he gave it enough time.

Egg leaned forward slightly, already recognizing it.

“That’s mine,” he said, not unkindly, but with a certain brightness that had sharpened over the course of the game into something more confident, more certain.

Dunk looked at him.

Then at the board.

Then at his own remaining Dragons.

“…I see,” he said.

Rose did not interrupt.

No one did.

There was something almost ceremonial in the way Dunk reached for his remaining slips, counting them out one by one, slower than before, as though each one mattered more now that there were fewer of them to give.

Egg watched, a flicker of uncertainty crossing his face, though he did not speak.

“…this is all of it,” Dunk said at last, placing the final of his Dragons down.

There was a brief, quiet stillness.

Egg hesitated.

Then, carefully, he reached forward and took them, holding them for a moment as though unsure what to do with them now that they were his.

“I did not mean to take everything,” he said, glancing up.

Dunk gave a small shake of his head, already leaning back. “You played the game as it is meant to be played, lad.”

“That does not make it feel better.”

Dunk considered that.

“No,” he agreed. “It does not.”

And just like that, he was out.

He settled back beside the edge of the table once more, folding his hands over his knees, watching now with the same steady presence, though there was a faint hint of something resigned in his expression, as though he had accepted that whatever happened next would be beyond his reach.

“Finally,” Maekar muttered, though there was no real satisfaction in it.

If anything, his mood had worsened.

He sat forward now, no longer leaning back with careless confidence but instead hovering over the board like a man trying to force order onto something that refused to obey him. His Dragons had dwindled—not gone, not yet, but enough that each payment now came with visible irritation, each loss met with a tightening of his jaw.

“This is not strategy,” he snapped at one point, shoving a small stack of Dragons across the board toward Valarr. “This is theft.”

“You landed on my land,” Valarr replied evenly, though there was a faint strain in his voice, the kind that came from someone trying very hard to hold their ground in the presence of someone far more forceful.

“I was forced there.”

“That is the game.”

“It is a flawed game.”

“You said that earlier,” Rose added lightly from where she sat, already counting what little she had left. “It has not improved for you since.”

Maekar shot her a look that could have started a war.

She only smiled.

Baelor remained composed.

Of course he did.

He sat with the same quiet control he had begun with, his movements measured, his decisions deliberate, though there was something different now, something sharper beneath the calm. His holdings were strong, his positions well chosen and yet, every so often, his gaze would shift, not to the board, but to Egg.

Who, against all logic, was doing far too well.

Egg had begun the game with innocent enthusiasm, buying what he could simply because he could, placing his Dragons down with delight, naming places in his head, claiming them with the seriousness only a child could bring to something entirely imagined.

Somewhere along the way, that had become… effective.

He owned more than he should.

Not strategically.

Not intentionally.

But through a series of fortunate landings, well timed purchases and the kind of luck that made no sense and yet refused to falter, he had built something that now stood as a genuine threat.

Baelor noticed.

And though he said nothing, there was the faintest edge of irritation beneath his calm, subtle enough that only someone watching closely would catch it.

Rose did.

She bit back a smile.

Daeron, meanwhile, remained exactly as he had been from the start—present, but not entirely anchored, his attention drifting just enough that it was impossible to tell how much of the game he was truly engaging with and how much he was simply… observing.

He played when it was his turn, paid when he must, collected when it came to him, all with the same quiet ease, as though the outcome mattered less than the pattern forming beneath it.

At one point, he rested his chin lightly against his hand, watching as Maekar argued with Valarr over a payment, his gaze distant.

“This ends poorly,” he murmured.

“No one asked you,” Maekar snapped.

Daeron did not look at him.

Valarr was trying.

That, perhaps, was the most notable thing.

He played with focus, with clear intent, making decisions that mirrored Baelor’s more than Maekar’s, careful, deliberate, always thinking one step ahead, yet every time he seemed to gain ground, something shifted, some turn of chance or miscalculation pulling him back just enough to keep him from truly rising.

Half the time, he found himself paying his father.

The other half, his uncle.

And neither seemed inclined to go easy on him.

Rose, for her part, was dangerously close to losing.

Her Dragons had thinned to a small, uneven stack, her properties scattered and unimpressive, her position precarious at best and yet she could not find it in herself to care.

Not when Maekar looked as though he might combust at any moment.

Not when Baelor was quietly plotting.

Not when Egg was unintentionally building an empire.

Not when Dunk, now entirely out, sat beside her and occasionally shook his head at the unfolding chaos with a sort of solemn disbelief.

“I did warn you,” she said to no one in particular, though her eyes remained fixed on the board, on the movement, on the steady unraveling of composure around it.

No one listened.

They were far past listening now.

The game had taken hold.

And it was not letting go.


By the time the next shift came, the game had ceased to resemble anything even remotely resembling leisure.

It had become a campaign.

Rose had gone out not long before, her last handful of Dragons surrendered with a laugh that had been far too delighted for someone losing, and Daeron had followed shortly after, not with frustration but with a quiet sort of acceptance, as though he had known precisely when his part in the game would end and had simply arrived at that moment without resistance. Now the two of them sat just beyond the board, no longer players but observers, and perhaps more dangerous for it, because neither of them had the slightest intention of restraining their reactions.

Valarr still clung on, though only just.

Two ports remained under his control and a partial hold over the Reach that never quite seemed to complete itself, every attempt to solidify it slipping just out of reach at the worst possible moment. He played with focus still, with effort, but there was strain there now, a tightening at the corners of his eyes each time the bowl was passed to him, each time he moved, each time the inevitable seemed just a little closer.

And then there were the three who had taken over the board entirely.

Baelor.

Egg.

Maekar.

Between them, they held nearly everything.

Baelor’s side of the board was built on quiet precision, his Westerlands properties gleaming with neat rows of green stones and, more dangerously, the solid red of castles. His Dragons were arranged, counted, controlled, his movements steady, his gaze sharp.

Egg’s holdings were… less refined.

But no less effective.

He owned far more than he should have, his properties scattered yet somehow forming a network that caught others with alarming consistency. Where Baelor had built with intention, Egg had simply acquired and through some strange alignment of chance and persistence, it had worked.

And Maekar...

Maekar refused to fall.

His Dorne properties stood like a last line of defense, expensive, punishing, enough to keep him afloat through sheer stubbornness and the occasional misfortune of others landing on them. He had survived longer than he should have, longer than anyone would have predicted at the start, and there was a fierce, unyielding satisfaction in the way he sat, as though daring the game itself to remove him.

It had not managed it yet.

But the board was shifting.

And luck, as it always did, was turning.

Maekar took the bowl with a sharp motion, barely glancing at Rose when she passed it to him, his focus entirely fixed on the board, on the spaces ahead, on the narrow path that had, until now, kept him just out of reach of true disaster.

He drew his slips.

Unfolded them.

His jaw tightened.

“Eight.”

He moved his piece quickly, decisively, counting under his breath as he had learned to do, though there was nothing careful in it now, no patience, only urgency.

“One… two… three… four… five… six… seven… eight...”

He stopped.

The word caught in his throat before it could fully form.

There was a stillness.

A terrible, unmistakable stillness.

Maekar looked down.

Then very slowly...

Very, very slowly...

He looked up.

At Baelor.

Baelor did not move.

He did not need to.

The board spoke for him.

The square Maekar’s piece rested on was unmistakable, one of the deep red Westerlands properties, and not just any of them, but the most developed, the most dangerous, marked by the solid presence of a red stone...castle.

There was no misunderstanding it.

There was no escaping it.

“…no,” Maekar said.

It was quiet at first.

Almost thoughtful.

Then, louder “No.”

Rose leaned forward immediately, already losing the battle against her own amusement. “Oh no...”

“This is impossible,” Maekar snapped, his gaze dropping back to the board as though sheer force of will might change what he saw. “I was nowhere near this.”

“You were exactly eight spaces away,” Baelor said calmly.

“I was not.”

“You counted.”

“I counted incorrectly.”

“You counted aloud.”

“That does not make it correct.”

Daeron made a small, entirely unhelpful noise that might have been a laugh.

Rose covered her mouth, failing miserably to contain her own.

Maekar’s eyes flicked back to the board, then to his Dragons, then back to Baelor again and something in his expression shifted, something sharp, something dangerous.

“This is deliberate.”

Baelor’s brow lifted slightly. “You believe I arranged your draw?”

“You have manipulated this entire game from the start.”

“I have done no such thing.”

“You built this,” Maekar gestured sharply toward the board, the properties, the castle. “You prepared this.”

“I purchased what was available,” Baelor replied, still calm, though there was the faintest edge creeping into his tone now. “As did you.”

“This is extortion.”

“It is the game.”

Maekar let out a sharp breath, dragging a hand through his hair, his composure fraying at the edges in a way that was rapidly becoming something far more entertaining than anyone had expected.

“How much,” he demanded.

Baelor glanced down at the board.

Then back up.

“More than you have.”

Silence.

A beat.

“That is unacceptable.”

Rose lost it.

She turned away entirely, shoulders shaking with laughter, one hand pressed to her mouth as though that might somehow contain the sound.

“Oh this is...this is everything I hoped for...”

Daeron, beside her, had made no effort at all to hide his amusement, watching with open interest now, his earlier detachment replaced with something far more engaged.

“This is the moment,” he murmured, almost thoughtfully.

Maekar rounded back on Baelor, fully now, whatever restraint he had held onto at the start of the game completely gone.

“You have cheated.”

“I have not.”

“You must have.”

“You landed on my property.”

“I refuse to accept this outcome.”

“That does not alter it.”

His hand came down sharply on the table, the board shifting just slightly beneath the impact.

Several stones rattled.

Egg gasped.

“Careful!” he said immediately, horrified.

“Do not tell me to be careful,” Maekar snapped.

“You’ll ruin the game!”

“I am already ruined!”

Valarr, still clinging to his place in the game, leaned back slightly, watching with a mixture of tension and something that might have been relief that, for once, the storm was not directed at him.

Maekar reached for his remaining Dragons, counting them with sharp, frustrated movements, as though hoping, desperately, that the number might somehow change if he moved quickly enough.

It did not.

He stopped.

Looked at the small, insufficient pile.

Then at Baelor.

Then back at the board.

“This is not enough.”

“No,” Baelor said evenly. “It is not.”

Something snapped.

It was not subtle.

It was not contained.

It was immediate.

“This is absurd!” Maekar exploded, pushing himself back from the table as though distance might restore some sense of control. “This entire system is flawed. It is designed to fail.”

“It is designed to reward foresight,” Baelor replied and there it was—that shift, that slight loss of patience, the edge that had been building finally surfacing. “Which you have repeatedly ignored.”

“I will not be lectured...”

“You purchased without thought.”

“I purchased boldly.”

“You purchased recklessly.”

Maekar leaned forward again, eyes sharp, fury clear now, unfiltered.

“And you sit there, calm, as though this is some grand strategy.”

“It is.”

“It is a child’s game.”

“And yet you are losing.”

That did it.

Maekar’s hand came down again, harder this time, the board shifting more noticeably, stones sliding just slightly out of place.

Rose choked on her own laughter.

“Do not flip the table,” she managed between breaths. “I swear if you flip it...”

“I might,” Maekar snapped.

“You will not,” Baelor said, and for the first time, there was command in it, something that cut clean through the chaos, sharp and unyielding.

For a moment, it looked as though Maekar might do it anyway.

The tension held.

Stretched.

Then, slowly, he exhaled, dragging his hand back, though the fury did not leave him, settling instead into something colder, something far more dangerous.

“…this game is an enemy,” he said at last.

Rose wiped at her eyes, still laughing. “You said that earlier.”

“It remains true.”

And with visible reluctance, with the air of a man surrendering not to another player but to something far worse, Maekar pushed his remaining Dragons forward.

It was not enough.

But it was all he had after selling his property as well.

And for the first time since the game had begun...

He truly, completely, undeniably has lost.


Valarr did not last much longer.

He held on for a few more turns, clinging stubbornly to his ports and the half built promise of the Reach, playing with the same careful focus he had maintained from the beginning, but the board had grown too tight, too controlled by forces larger than him and when his turn came and the numbers drew him, inexorably, to one of Egg’s properties—bright, harmless looking, utterly devastating in cost—there was a brief, quiet moment where he seemed to understand exactly what was about to happen.

He paid what he could.

It was not enough.

He paid more.

Still not enough.

And then, with a small exhale that carried far more composure than most would have managed, he gathered what remained of his Dragons and slid them across to Egg, conceding with a dignity that was entirely wasted on the boy now counting his winnings with shining eyes.

“That was well played,” Valarr said, though it sounded less like praise and more like acknowledgment of something he could not quite decide whether to admire or fear.

Egg beamed.

“Thank you.”

And just like that, the board belonged to two.

The shift was immediate.

Where before there had been noise, interruption, argument layered over movement, now there was something sharper, something cleaner, something that cut straight through the room and settled between the two remaining players like drawn steel.

Baelor.

Egg.

Half the board each.

And nothing left to hide behind.

Baelor sat straighter now, the easy calm he had worn so effortlessly at the start of the game thinning at the edges, worn down by turns that had not gone as expected, by landings that had cost him more than they should have, by the slow, creeping realization that the boy across from him was not simply lucky.

He was… effective.

It was deeply irritating.

He did not show it openly.

But it was there.

In the slight tightening of his jaw each time he reached for the bowl.

In the fractionally longer pause before he moved.

In the way his gaze flicked, again and again, not just to the board, but to Egg.

Egg, for his part, was having the time of his life.

He sat forward now, no longer simply excited but fully engaged, fully invested, his earlier innocence sharpened into something that, while still bright, had taken on a decidedly dangerous edge. He counted quickly now, confidently, collected with ease and when others, when Baelor, landed on his properties, he did not hesitate.

“That will be rent,” he said once, entirely serious, sliding his hand forward.

Baelor looked at him.

Then at the board.

Then, without a word, began counting out his Dragons.

Across the table, Maekar made a noise of approval that was entirely too pleased.

“Yes,” he said, leaning forward, eyes bright with vindication. “That is correct. Make him pay.”

Baelor did not look at him.

“You are not part of this anymore,” he said evenly.

“I am observing,” Maekar replied, far too satisfied. “And offering guidance.”

“To him?”

“To the one who is winning.”

Rose nearly choked on a grape.

She leaned back where she sat with Daeron, Dunk and Valarr, the bowl balanced loosely in her hands as she passed it between them, her attention fixed entirely on the unfolding disaster with unconcealed delight.

“This,” she said around a smile she was not even attempting to hide, “is better than anything I imagined.”

Daeron plucked another grape, watching the board with quiet interest. “It is progressing as expected.”

“Is it?”

“Yes.”

Rose narrowed her eyes at him. “You’re insufferable when you do that.”

He did not disagree.

The turns came faster now.

Sharper.

Every draw felt heavier.

Every move more deliberate.

Baelor drew, moved and landed.

Again.

On Egg’s property.

There was a moment.

A very small, very dangerous moment.

Egg did not hesitate.

“That will be...” he glanced down, then up again, entirely composed, “...one hundred.”

Baelor exhaled slowly.

Reached for his Dragons.

Paid.

The next turn was no kinder.

Another landing.

Another payment.

The pattern was beginning to show.

Rose leaned forward slightly, eyes bright. “Oh no…”

Maekar grinned. “Yes.”

Baelor’s Dragons were no longer abundant.

They were controlled.

Measured.

Dwindling.

He sold one of his lesser properties first, sliding the parchment back with quiet precision, the movement clean, contained, but not without weight.

Then another.

Each sale deliberate.

Each loss noted.

Egg watched all of it.

Learned.

Adapted.

And smiled.

“You should not have built there,” Maekar said, entirely unhelpful.

Baelor did not look at him. “You lost.”

“And yet I am enjoying this immensely.”

“That is unsurprising.”

The board tightened further.

Fewer safe spaces.

More risk.

More inevitability.

Baelor drew again.

Moved.

Counted.

Stopped.

There was no mistaking it.

The orange of Dorne.

The most expensive stretch on the board.

And worse, built.

A castle standing solid and unforgiving.

Egg leaned forward, eyes lighting up in a way that was almost alarming.

“That is mine.”

Baelor stared at the board.

Then at his remaining Dragons.

Then back at the board again.

The calculation was immediate.

Clear.

Final.

“…how much,” he asked.

Egg glanced down, then up again, entirely composed despite the spark of triumph barely contained beneath the surface.

“All of it.”

Silence.

Real silence this time.

Not the playful quiet of earlier, not the tension of argument, but something definitive.

Ending.

Baelor looked at his Dragons.

Counted.

Stopped.

There was no anger in him.

No outburst.

Only the slow, steady acceptance of something that could not be altered.

He exhaled once, quietly.

Then reached forward, gathering what remained and placing it down.

“I believe,” he said, voice even despite the faintest trace of something beneath it, “that concludes the game.”

Egg stared at the pile.

Then at the board.

Then at Baelor.

“…I won?”

Rose lost it completely.

“You did,” she said, laughing openly now. “You absolutely did.”

Egg sat back, stunned for exactly one second and then immediately straightened again, looking down at the board with new eyes, with ownership, with something that could only be described as terrifyingly pleased.

“I own everything,” he said.

“Yes,” Daeron murmured. “That appears to be the case.”

Dunk shook his head slowly. “That is a lot of land.”

“It is mine,” Egg said, entirely serious.

Maekar barked out a laugh, sharp and satisfied, leaning back with clear, unhidden delight.

“My son,” he said, pointing across the table at Baelor, “has defeated you.”

Baelor closed his eyes briefly.

Then opened them again.

“…yes,” he said.

“That is unfortunate for you.”

“I am aware.”

Maekar was not finished.

“Oh, this is excellent,” he continued, leaning forward again, unable to let it go. “You, with all your planning, your careful buying...”

Baelor fixed him with a look.

“...defeated by a child who purchased everything in sight.”

Egg puffed up slightly.

“I was strategic.”

Maekar grinned. “Yes. Yes, you were.”

Baelor pressed his lips together.

Rose was still laughing.

Eventually, the tension broke.

Not gently.

Not cleanly.

But with the kind of release that only came after something had been built up far too tightly for far too long.

The board sat between them, no longer a battlefield but the aftermath of one, pieces scattered, Dragons pooled, ownership clear.

Egg leaned forward again, already reorganizing his winnings.

“I think I would do even better next time.”

Baelor gave him a look that was, at last, openly unimpressed.

“That is unlikely.”

Maekar slammed his hand lightly against the table.

“Again,” he said.

Rose blinked at him.

“What?”

“We play again.”

She stared.

“You just lost.”

“I will not lose again.”

“That is exactly what you said before.”

“This time will be different.”

Rose leaned back slowly, dragging a hand down her face before looking at the group—at Maekar’s determination, at Egg’s eager excitement, at Baelor’s quiet, simmering resolve, at Valarr already considering his mistakes, at Dunk still trying to process it all and at Daeron, who looked entirely unsurprised by any of it.

She sighed.

Then smiled.

Indulgent.

Dangerous.

“…fine,” she said. “But this time, I’m winning.”

No one believed her.

And that, perhaps, was the best part.

Notes:

Rose: “just a fun little game to pass the time 😊”
also Rose: creates economic warfare simulator
Targaryens: 💀💀💀

Egg: “can I buy this 😊”
also Egg 20 minutes later: owns half the realm
Baelor: 😐
Maekar: 😏
Rose: 💀

Baelor: calm, strategic, composed
also Baelor: getting financially destroyed by a child
Egg: “that will be rent 😊”
Baelor internally: 💀

Maekar: lands on Baelor’s castle plot
Maekar: “this is cheating”
Baelor: “you counted.”
Maekar: “incorrectly.”
Rose: 💀💀💀

Maekar: loses
also Maekar: coaches his son just to beat Baelor “take his money 😌”

Baelor: builds empire with logic and planning
Egg: just buys everything
game: “Egg wins 😊”
Baelor: 😐

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