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Maybe Sodomy isn’t so bad…

Summary:

Michal finds a way to help his friend from school feel less lonely in a McDonald’s bathroom through various means.

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

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Maybe Sodomy isn’t so bad…

It was a cloudy and cool afternoon. Luis was chilling at McDouglas. Hoping and waiting for something to happen. Luis was big and black (allegedly). He was a bottom. Luis had always fantasized about finding true love, but because of his lack of hygiene, no woman would ever love him. Yet still he dreamed to feel the embrace of another, another like him.
“God I’m just sooooooooooooooo ugly, I wish someone would love me”. Luis cried out silently, and if it was some miracle, His prayers might have just been answered.
“What should I get from McDouglas today??? Hmmmmm” Michal said loudly. He was just beaming with a type of silent confidence Luis never had. Michal was a large round man. With luscious locks and a manly goatee that Luis always secretly admired.
“I think I’ll get the Arch burger”. Michal exclaimed to the worker. Now all Michal needed was a place to sit. Even though the establishment was near empty, he felt a warmth (and an odor) coming from one seat in particular, one right next to Luis’s. He couldn’t help but be drawled in, like a moth to a flame.
Luis knew Michal from school, he frequently visited Michals table. He talked to everyone there but his secret mantra was just to talk to Michal.
“Luis right? You mind if I sit here?”
“N-n-not at a-all M-Michal”
Michals food was dropped off at the table, and he shared the food with Luis being the gentleman that he is. Luis from the look of it wasn’t starving, but he ate like he was. Letting out cute little belches occasionally.
The two gradually started talking and connected. Luis hands were shaking and he has to stop them or else Michal would notice and ask him why he’s so nervous. They talked about just the weather and school untill it got deeper, they talked about their interests and hobbies, then their family and beliefs, and then it got personal. Luis opened up to Michal about his deep desire for another to bond with, for another to hold close. He confided in Michal about his personal feelings and his longing for love. Michal being such a kind fellow knew he couldn’t let his dear friend just feel this way, he had to do something. What better time than now?
As Luis got finished explaining his feelings to him, Michal suddenly took his hand and gently placed it on Luis’s cheek, his fingers slowly caressing his round jaw. Their locked eyes, a kind of tension that could be felt in their chests. The air felt thick. Michal broke the silence.
“I think I can help you Luis…”
“W-what do you mean by that Michal Chan!?”
“You talk about longing for love, I can fill that gap Luis, I can fill that hole deep inside you until it’s overflowing”.
Luis being completely flustered lets out a small toot out of nervousness
“I liked that” Michal said.
Luis felt himself popping a half chub, Michal reached down and felt it.
They moved into the McDouglas bathroom and locked the doors, from outside the sound of clothes dropping tot he floor was obvious. Michal pinned Luis to the wall, wrapping his strong hands around Luis’s tiny chubby wrists. So they got to work.
Luis couldn’t help but release much gas during this ordeal, it mixed with Michal’s coffee breath making a truly evil scent. The stench made its way into Luis phat nose. He projectile vomited all over the bathroom floor, making Michal a little more exited. Seconds after this happened Michal splurged EVERYWHERE, making Luis indistinguishable from a white man.
Luis completely exhausted flopped down into the messed, his fat roles spreading out.
Michal zipped his fly back up, dapped Luis up weakly and walked out of the store.
“Bye Luis, I’ll catch you on the flip side!”
And so Michal went on his way. He kept this private, but he knew he would remember this fondly for years to come.
Luis began rotting on the bathroom floor. He crawled out after a few hours and went to bed without showering as usual. He saw Michal at school the next day as he visited his table. He acted cool, not letting anything known to anyone, but he knew him and Michal formed a bond, a connection no foid could ever give him.

The end.

Notes:

Joke fanfic written about friends IRL, don’t take this seriously. I was paid $20 to write this.