Archive of Our Own

Summary:

So, uh... it's pretty much in the title, innit? Anyway, if it needs spelling out: There's a cock in Rhea's kitchen. Not necessarily one she put there, and not one that's easy to leave either. So, a very much anatomically correct phallus that has become a permanent fixture of her home, much to her own dismay and confusion. Luckily, her friend Gia has no such reservations and is far more interested in "scientific" exploration - likely because it's not HER kitchen, is it now, Gia?

Anyway... the new kitchen guest is turning Rhea's domestic space into a site of constant erotic curiosity, which creates a few annoying - or, as Gia would call them, "interesting" - problems to solve: What do you do when the cock in your kitchen is the most attentive guy you’ve ever met? And also: What if you're not really into guys to begin with? Oh, and also also: What if your friends, and their friends, and their friends' friends learn about the free-for-all to be had in your home?

IGNORE THE WORD COUNT. THIS IS A COMIC!