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Two Time felt absolutely, undeniably enraged. Azure had been speaking far too much with Tung Tung Tung Sahur… They thought that clicker training Azure to ensure that he would speak with no other would work, but apparently he still insisted on talking with that unholy piece of wood! The only wood that Azure should be near is their morning one.
It was their absolute last straw when they saw the two conversing in the courtyard of their village. They inhaled shakily, stepping closer.
“Sahur tung tung tung… Tung tung,” Tung Tung Tung Sahur spoke, and the sound of its voice made Two Time’s eye quite literally twitch.
“Azure, what did I tell you about speaking to this wretch?” Two Time muttered, their eyes landing on Azure. Their smile was wobbly, and Azure blushed a bit when he saw them. He smiled softly, so oblivious to their inner turmoil.
They grasped Azure’s arm, and even though he was not only taller but also stronger than them, he let himself get dragged back. Then, they turned their gaze to T³.
“Now, what might you be doing speaking with Azure? I do not want you even breathing the same air as my beloved.” Azure blushed in the background, covering his mouth with his hands due to how flustered he was.
“Tung Tung Tung Tung,” it answered, smirking as if it was offering a challenge. Did that thing really think that it could win a fight with them? Two Time was beyond annoyed.
“You are nothing but swine in the presence of Azure, and I’ll ensure that you will never be near him once more.” Two Time spat, their eyes narrowing, “Your name might contain more Ts than I, but you forget that second place is far better than third in thine eye! You act as if you are deserving, but someone like you lacks even the most basic prowess. No one deems you as anything but a bat because you have zero personality, and if you did, it would be average at the very best. You are undesirable and far from useful in the face of all that has. So why can you not just run away and accept how much you lack?”
“Tung tung tung sahur tung sahur sahur sahur… Sahur tung tung tung! Tung tung tung sahur sahur sahur tung tung… Sahur tung tung… Tung Tung Tung Sahur… Sahur tung! Tung tung tung tung tung sahur.” Two Time could not believe the utter audacity of that stupid bat! They nearly hissed at it before calming themself down like a discord mod about to get mad before thinking of their kitten (which was quite ironic since they were more like a cat than their dearest).
They continued, “You are lacking with your insolent rapping, and the Spawn would frown upon you. You claim that my devotion to Him is far too much, but that is simply because you can not comprehend anything but basic knowledge. All you have to you is your name, and you can not function without it. You act so high and mighty due to how you go by Triple T, yet your ego is just as flammable as your wooden body.”
“Sahur tung tung, tung tung tung sahur. Sahur tung tung tung, sahur tung tung tung? Tung tung sahur tung tung. Tung tung sahur. Sahur tung tung tung, tung tung tung sahur! Tung tung tung, sahur sahur sahur. Tung sahur tung sahur, sahur tung tung. Tung Tung Tung Sahur tung sahur!”
“Oh, you think you can truly beat me? The Spawn’s blessing courses through my veins, but you quite literally lack a heart. I wonder how it would feel to watch you burn to pieces while whining for assistance. Yet your supposed fans do not care about you outside of your comical appeal, so they would leave you to rot and allow me to seal the deal. Your coffin is awaiting for you when you fade from the humor of the masses, and I will prevail due my undying devotion that surpasses.”
“Sahur tung tung tung… Tung Tung Tung Sahur. Sahur tung tung tung, sahur sahur sahur sahur, tung sahur sahur tung sahur tung tung tung. Tung tung tung sahur! Sahur tung tung tung, tung tung tung.”
Two Time did not comprehend the rest of its words before they completely snapped, grasping their knife. Of course, they would not waste their precious sacrificial on this lowly bat, but they needed to get rid of it somehow. They raised the object before they were pulled back.
“Ah, wait, Two Time! Pay no mind to it… It is not worth it,” Azure grasped them tightly, his warm arms encompassing them from behind. They sighed shakily, instantly relaxing in his grip and dropping the knife to the floor.
Tung Tung Tung Sahur skedaddled away, supposedly seeming like it was going to meet its boyfriend, Kreekcraft. It was rightfully terrified due to how it had nearly gotten stabbed.
“But Azure, it insulted the very Spawn Himself!” Two Time’s voice was a bit shaky as they spoke, and they desperately wanted to sink their blade into the wood of its body. Azure shook his head, soothing them.
“You have already done enough, my nightshade,” Azure smiled gently, finally pulling back from them once T³ had successfully escaped the area. Their cheeks were flushed slightly. “It was also quite admirable how you fought with your words there. It was sweet that you got so very jealous of me being near it, but I assure you, it is already in a relationship.”
Tung Tung Tung Sahur was in a relationship…? Two Time had no idea, and they felt almost embarrassed afterwards for how possessive they had been acting just a second ago.
“Ah, I see. My apologies, Azure. I was failing to think of such things.” Two Time fidgeted with their fingers, feeling rather sheepish. This was quite the embarrassing predicament, but Azure only seemed to find it humorous.
Azure smiled, giggling, “No worries, my nightshade! Let us go back inside.”