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Happy bee : Guys.... Isagi has been missing
The sadist : It can't be....
Temu Isagi : What makes you say that?
Happy bee : I had looked for Isagi everywhere but didn't find him😭
Police officer : Did you search well? Maybe he went outside
Princess : But we are not allowed to leave bluelock
The better Itoshi : What's going on?
Country bumpkin : Rin- San! Isagi - kun is missing
The better Itoshi :..... What ? Where did that half baked go?
Saeitoshiofficial : Y'all are overreacting ...... Maybe he is pranking us like before
Blue rose 🌹 : But still.... It might be not a prank this time...
Magician 💫 : Should we ask that bowl cut four eyes?
" Happy bee " added "Isagi's real dad"
Isagi's real dad : .... How many times I have told you not to add me in your stupid group chat?
Happy bee : Isagi is missing!
Princess : Do you know anything?
Isagi's real dad : How am I supposed to know? It's not like you all are searching for him to play football. Maybe he wants a break from y'all's annoying asses
"Isagi's real dad" leaves the chat
God sprinter : .... Are we that bad?😭
Copy cat : Considering how y'all bully him... Yes
Lazy genius : Reo... You were literally threatening to kill Isagi at the 2nd selection.... You can't talk
Ichigo : Yeah.... He is right though
Model : Maybe Isagi kun is alright... We are thinking too much.
CEO of no2 agenda : But his account has been offline for atleast 24 hours... He never does that
Spanish rabbit 🐇 : Wait ... What if Someone kidnapped him!
Crow : Come on, who will kidnap a lame guy like him....
"The better Itoshi" kicks out "Crow"
Police officer : But who could it be?
Shidou's bestie : Maybe the culprit is in this chat
Saeitoshiofficial : ...?
Spanish rabbit 🐇 : Who are you talking about?
Shidou's bestie : You , Kaiser , Rin , Barou, Ness , Nagi , Reo ....... Even Loki and Hugo are also in the suspect list.... Even Sae can be suspected too
Police officer : Yeah.... They hate Isagi.... They might do it
God sprinter : What the fuck I did? Hugo is understandable but me.....
Magician 💫 : Kaiser - Sama might do something like that.... But why me out of all people?
Lazy genius : Reo is rich and influencial.... He might do something like that... But I don't even move from my bed.... How the fuck I will kidnap Isagi
Saeitoshiofficial : Rin might kidnap Isagi since he many times threatened to kill Isagi but why me?
Happy bee : Why don't we just run a small investigation.... We will ask few questions to this suspects.... Will analyse them and we will find the real kidnapper
Temu Isagi : I'm in
Shark Shark : I Agree! Agree!
The sadist : Count me in
King : You donkeys are exaggerating it.... Why will I kidnap Isagi
Happy bee : Me first.... Rin-Rin answer my question? When did you last saw Isagi?🤔
The better Itoshi : I went to his room at night to practice for the upcoming match a week ago.....
Saeitoshiofficial : What type of practice were you doing in his room especially in night?
Princess : Nah💀
Country bumpkin : Bro was caught in 4k
The sadist : No wonder Isagi had difficulty in walking 😏
The better Itoshi : Y'all are making it weird... I will kill you if you say anything else
Blue rose 🌹 : You are a bum
The sadist : My question is to Kaiser.... When was the last time you saw Isagi
Blue rose 🌹 : Three days ago... I guess .... I told him to accompany me when I did a little sightseeing in Japan
Temu Isagi : Bro too him on a date in disguise and thought we wouldn't notice
Blue rose 🌹 : It was purely professional
Nin-Nin : My question is to Ness.... When did you last see Isagi?
Magician 💫 : He had a fever a few days ago.... So I took care of him
Glam✨ : That's so glam of you ✨
Princess : My question is to both Nagi and Reo ? You know what the question is...
Lazy genius : I invited him to play video games with me.... But he sucks at it.... So I purposely lost to make him win
Ichigo : That's kinda.... Cute.... What about you Reo?
Copy cat : I got him a Ferrari two weeks ago... But he refused 😭
Lazy genius : Blud got rejected
Spanish rabbit 🐇 : Before anyone ask me....I talked him a week ago on the phone... We didn't meet in person?
Saeitoshiofficial : I last talked to Isagi in a restaurant over a month ago.... Don't ask me what I was talking about
The better Itoshi : No one asked you
King : I last saw him when I helped him with cleaning his room
God sprinter : I once asked him to practice with me to prove Iam not only born fast.... But he ignored me😭
CEO of no2 agenda : He runs away every time I try to talk to him
Blue rose 🌹 : Serves you french right
Happy bee : Strange.... Non of them implying to kidnapping
Saeitoshiofficial : Did anyone notice that antenna head is offline too
The better Itoshi : Wait I just noticed... Could it be....
Outside the chat Isagi and Shidou looking at the computer looking at the chat
Shidou : Dang they got us
Isagi : Nah we are cooked once they find us