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it all started when sanji spotted something diffrent about himself it was that he needed somthing stick up his ass something no girl could do. He was supposed to hate men, be disgusted of them bc all the things they have done to him and only adore girls, but he didnt know what this feeliing inside him was it was a horny and a dirty voice, meanwhile zoro was giving it to a twink
for protectıon,the twink was gay he was desperate but the town was full of homophic people he would die in days if his gay ass wasnt seticfied so to protect the twink from the evil and hateful town he covered his desperate needs (well everyone would like that juicy man boobs)
one day sanji was walking in the royal garden after he got scolded by his dad again, he was grumpy and he needed fresh air, his head was a mess with thoughts telling him what to do or not. Meanwhile, zoro in the palace was training the new knights, he looked sweaty and his thin tshrit where you could see his juicy,sweaty body it was almost like an invetation to sanji.when sanji saw him he suddenly turned into a 14 year old boy seeing his first waifu,his eyes meet zoros body....and he hated man he was in heaven for a second until he realised he would go to hell if he kept up with this silliness that 14 year old boy suddenly turned into a 30 year old man dısgusted by his teenage actions.
Sanji shook his head, he coulnt be thinking about the lowly good looking hot, juicy muscled....uhm back to the topic, a knight! Who he was supposed to dislike cuz he had everything he wished for and never could have. Sanjis face burned he tried to rush and walk away before zoro saw him and made things more awkward and also he didnt wanna be seen as a creepy pervert whıch he was,he spent weeks trying to find the perfect girl who could give him what he needed really badly but he couldnt find any cuz there wasnt any.later that after noon it was time for the knights have a warm hot shower after a hard,sweaty trainig day around the same time sanji realised his room service hasnt came in a long time he was mad wanted to confront the people in the kitchen so he made his way
he accidently went through the wrong path after a busy day of fıguring things out and went to the knight aera where he was ofc lost and heard the water noise and thought it was the sink running in the kitchen and went there what he didnt expect but definitly wanted to see was a bunch of buffed man with their dicks out taking a hot bath. sanji cursed under his breath and tried to walk out before he regretted his life choices, he headed to walk out, but then as he walked out a thick tan arm grabbed his wrist, it was zoro, he was half naked and he had a towel wrapped around his waist, it was not allowed for sanji to be there since he was a prince. zoro asked "your heighness i do not think its alllowed for u to be here?".ANDD sanji was the same 14 years old boy again he was staring in all four of zoros eyes(yes his pepporonis too). sanji stared right into zoros soul not to make him suspect anything. Zoro got creeped out by sanjis look and got kinda little confused, after a little bit of silance sanji got himself together and managed to answer zoros question "i got kinda lost... also dont touch me knight!?" sanji pulles his arm from zoros grip trying to keep his composure.Zoro grabed and pılled him closer they were face to face - body to body zoro was calm,in the other hand sanji was panicking zoro leaned in and said " dont try to act like u havent been watching me this entire time i know exactly what u want" he pushed him into a wall where there was barely air between them. zoro continued talking, he whispers "there is the butle r checking on the knights, we wouldnt want him to see us". sanji held his breath and replied, whispering "what makes you think i like you paesant!!!?!?!".zoro knew exactly what to say "u mıght not wanna except it but ur slutty eyes says everything u cant and dont u think that there might be a reason girls cant give u half the feeling i am about to"
sanji replies "you dirt-" he leaves rushing before he could even finish his own sentance.he rushes to his room his heart about to explode he wasnt able to forget about what happened and hated that he was right.