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CalamityCrew Assemble!
Written by NekoBro900 and GlitchyYoshi
Location: Bikini Bottom/SpongeBob’s Pineapple
Background Music: "Hawaiian Happiness”
Spongebob was in his library, sitting on his comfy lounge chair while blowing bubbles with his bubble pipe as he was reading some of his favorite pieces of literature. “Aaah, nothing like reading The Great Goldfish on a wonderful day.”
“Meow! Meow!” Gary The Snail came slithering downstairs, telling SpongeBob that the mail was here.
“Oh boy, the mail’s here!” The sponge bounced out of his chair high up and landed at the top of the staircase before running off to the front door in the living room and opening it.
“Letter for SpongeBob SquarePants.”, the mailfish said in his usual apathetic tone. SpongeBob gladly takes the mail, opens it up and reads the note inside.
“Dear SpongeBob SquarePants, you've been invited to The Park’s Spring picnic! There will be festivities such as games, rides, special food and many more! The event will happen next week on March 14th, where you'll receive a form of transportation that will come and pick you up, see ya there!”
Spongebob smiled and had sparkles in his eye's, very interested and excited to participate in this fun event.
“Hopping clams! That’s tomorrow! Maybe I should invite the gang over? Ooooo! This will be the best day ever! I better start making some calls.”
The Next Day
Location: The Park
“Alright guys...” said an anthropomorphic, talking gumball machine man, who was talking to his employees and their associates sitting at the staircase of a big house.
“Today we make the final preparations for the spring picnic. Muscle Man and Fives, you’ve got the duty of setting up the tables.”
“Aw YEAH!”, the green skinned man cheered before high fiving his ghost companion. “We're getting pumped today!”
“Skips, you’ve got speakers and other tech.”
“On it.” Said a buff, white yeti man wearing jeans.
“Pops, final touch-ups on the decorations.”
“Oh, huzzah! They shall be the fanciest of pastels!” A jolly, big headed, fancy dressed lollipop man said tipping his tophat.
“Mordecai and Rigby, you’ve got snacks, in case anyone doesn’t like the buffet spread.”
“So you’re admitting Skye’s weird homemade meatloaf tastes like barf?” Said a brown raccoon that was busy texting on his phone.
“Hey, let’s not point fingers!”, the Gumball machine said. “All I’m saying is that some people have dietary restrictions.”
“Benson, you didn’t even know there was a spring picnic…”, the blue jay said.
“Okay, that, that was a whoopsie.”, Benson said. “But unlike you and Rigby, my boss isn’t staring down at me like a hawk. Now I’ve been going easy on you, mainly because of Pops. Also my blood pressure, but let’s not split hairs here! We’re on kind of a tight schedule, so let’s not do anything crazy…”
“Don't worry Benson, this day will definitely be a normal day.” Mordecai said confidently as he kicked back and relaxed on the stairs.
“That’s kind of what I’m afraid of…”
Soon, a bunch of buses drove out of some portals and pulled up at the park, releasing a bunch of people and kids that had gotten a day off of school for this event.
“Well, looks like we’re gonna have to work around them…”, Benson said. “I just hope the others are doing better…”
A family of four was sitting at a picnic table, the daughter was a blonde haired little girl with pigtails wearing a pink dress and ballerina shoes. She was dancing and jumping around laughing which annoyed her little ginger brother, who was busy talking with his friends on a sci-fi looking device.
“Heeeeey Dexter!” The girl said in her cheery voice, tapping her brother on the head repeatedly. “Talking to the Powerpuff Girls again? I hope Bubbles shows up, she's my favorite!”
“Of course, DeeDee!” The ginger boy said with his European or Russian-sounding accent, adjusting his glasses. He was wearing a lab coat, purple, rubber gloves and black boots. “They say that they should be here soon, alongside the Tennysons, Courage, the Circus Crew, the Paw Patrol and…the Tunes…”
“Oh I can't wait to see those adorable talking puppies again!” DeeDee said, hearts forming around her as she imagined herself hugging Chase, Skye and Zuma.
“Oh you kids and your active imaginations.” Dad said, enjoying his wife's muffins. An RV would pull up and out came an old man wearing a red Hawaiian shirt and tiny glasses carrying a picnic basket that had an octopus tentacle poking out of it.
“Aaah, I gotta say Ben, I would've never guessed we'd cross realities for a picnic.” The old man said to his grandson, who was a brown haired ten year old kid wearing a light-green shirt with a vertical, green stripe, black and green short sleeves and a number 10 on the torso. He also had on black sneakers, dark green pants and a strange looking wristwatch that looked very futuristic.
“Well, it was Mordecai and Rigby's suggestion to come here, good thing Dexter suped up the RV so we can hop across worlds.” The kid said before running out of the van, followed by his redheaded cousin who was a girl wearing a blue-purple striped shirt with a black paw print in the middle and a purple hairband with a pink hairpin in the shape of a cat head.
“Wait up, dweeb! I wanna get there first!” She said as she held a spell book in her hand.
“Well better catch up, Gwen!” Ben laughed, looking for Dexter and noticed him with his family. He waved at the scientist kid, coming over to him and gave him a high five.
“Hey Dex! Good to see you again! So how's the lab? The blonde dweeb giving ya troubles?” Ben would get a surprise hug by DeeDee, who was hugging the boy tightly. “Ack! Speaking of the devil!”
“Hiiiii Ben! Did you miss me?”
“Hardly…ACK! You're crushing meee…” Ben whimpered as Gwen was chuckling at DeeDee bear hugs against him. The redheaded girl then invited DeeDee to go to the snack bar, which the blonde happily accepted as she let go of Ben and walked off with her.
A creature then burrowed around the ground, making it to an area, as it was revealed to be a grey rabbit.
“Finally! The spring picnic!”, the rabbit declared, as a black duck poked his head out from the hole.
“Underground is still no way for a duck like me to travel!”, the mallard complained. “Especially when we ended up in Dunbroch in Princess Merida’s bathroom! Yeesh! Don’t wanna see a Scottish man undress after that!”
The next to climb out of the hole was a white rooster…who got stuck.
“Oh come, I say, come now boys, I’ve seen worse!”, the rooster said in a southern drawl while struggling to get free. “Well, in a Buffalo Bills locker room…YEOWCH!”
The rooster then flew out of the hole and sat on the duck by accident, as a skunk climbed out of the hole, holding a pin in his paw.
“Well, at least it wasn’t as bad as the clogged drains in Belle’s palace.”, the skunk said in a French accent, while the rooster peeled the duck off of his rear and snapped him back to right.
“Can’t tell which one of them has, how you say, a body hair problem.”
“Hey look! Up in the sky!” The duck said, pointing up at the flying white car in the sky leaving behind a streak of pink, green and blue light. “It's a bird!”
“Meep meep!”, a blue roadrunner(Featherus Speedicus)beeped.
“It's suh-suh-suh-super…seh-seh-seh…seh-seh…Kevin cuh-keh-keh-Conroy!”, the pig in a blue vest stuttered.
“No, it's flying lollipops!” The duck exclaimed before a superhero sounding narrator interrupted him.
“No you're all wrong! It's Townsville's best toddler superheros…”
The car landed in the parking area and three little girls in dresses colored in the same colors of light flew out from underneath the vehicle.
“THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!”
A set of sparkler blasters went off behind them, as the duck was blasting “Firework” by Katy Perry on a 1980’s-style boombox…then realized what he was doing and turned off the retro device. “Sorry…sorry…flashbacks to Summerslam…”
“Anyways, Blossom! commander and leader!”
The redhead in pink with a big, red bow flew into the car and flew out with the picnic staff, dashing towards an empty picnic table and quickly setting everything up.
“Bubbles! The joy and laughter!”
The blonde in blue flew around and saw a bunny drowning in a lake, she flew over and rescued it before letting it hop away with its bunny friends. Bugs then got out a score card with a thumbs-up on it.
“And Buttercup! The toughest fighter!”
The black haired girl's super sonic hearing heard the sound of a bank alarm going off then super speeds to the city, beats up the robber stealing from the place then flies back with her sisters. “Firework” plays on Daffy’s boombox again, as the duck was trying to turn it off.
“Heh heh…play button’s stuck…just a second, lemme just…” The mallard, after some frustration with the tech, then slammed a wooden mallet into the boombox in hesitation.
“Ah, Benjamin, Powerpuff Girls! Excellent to see you all yet again!” Dexter said, going up to the group as the PPG flew above them.
“Tunes…”
“Sheesh! Wrong side of the bed much, Dex?” Bugs said, chewing a carrot.
Buttercup and Ben fist bumped each other in respect, talking about how the crime fighting has been recently for each other? Buttercup bragged about how she just pummeled a bank robber instantly while Ben talked about how he thwarted Zombozo when he caught him robbing a jewelry store.
“I'm tellin’ ya, that stupid clown never learns.” Ben said before asking Buttercup if she wanted to race, a challenge the girl gladly accepted.
“Meep meep!” The blue roadrunner came over, looking excited for a race.
“Okay Roady, you can join us.” Buttercup said, petting the creature on the head.
“Meep meep!”
“Time to call a certain aqua-blue lizard pal to join in...” Ben adjusts his watch then slams his hand onto it, making a bright flash of green light appear…
Transformation Sequence
Ben's skin would start turning aqua-blue, his body turning into an almost lizard-like alien wearing a cone-shaped, black helmet, then spins around like a tornado before revealing himself as a semi-armored, aqua-blue skinned Velociraptor looking alien wearing a dark-blue bodysuit with a vertical black stripe. He had black orbs on his feet, a pair of dorsal fins on his back, a long tail with five black stripes, and black claws with three fingers. He had green eyes, and stripes running under and in between his eyes before covering his face with his helmet's protective visor.
“XLR8!” Ben shouted as the green light faded the moment it appeared.
“Alright, gentlemen and lady!”, Daffy said, in a referee outfit. “No dirty work on the track! I don’t wanna see any garbage lying around…”, he added, as Bugs(dressed like a woman that belonged in a Fast and Furious movie), walked up in front of the three, napkin in hand.
“Ready….set…GO!”
The trio of speedsters ran off, zooming around the park! However, an anthropomorphic brown coyote(Canis Ravenous)had set up a classic hanging net trap for a certain blue feathered creature for a meal. Buttercup flew above XLR8, teasing him to keep up before flying around some trees.
“Better keep up? Does she even know who she's talking about?” XLR8 would dash past Rainbow Dash and Applejack having a picnic date together, snatching up a cake slice they were sharing and eating it.
“Hey! Get back here, cake thief!" The blue pegasus yelled before flying after the Kineceleran.
XLR8 ran towards the skate park area of the park, slid across a railing and ran off a ramp, soaring through the air and then slid off of a playground slide that was still possessed by that guy that tried to take over Rigby's body.
“AW, MY EYES WERE OPEN!” The slide shouted, before Rainbow flew by leaving behind a rainbow blur.
The rainbow blur would fly after XLR8 around the park house in circles a few times then across the lake, going past Starla and Muscle Man having a romantic date, the speed force splashing water on the couple(and Muscle Man squealing like a pig in response).
As XLR8 had caught up with Roadrunner and Buttercup, the Rainbow pegasus flew around the Kineceleran and trapped him in a rainbow tornado that flung him into a duck pond. As the other two racers went back to check on Ben, Rainbow Dash looked back and laughed.
“That'll teach ya not to steal cake from Rainbow—!” Unknowingly she was heading for the coyote’s trap. The brown, furry mammal had a knife and fork in hand while sitting on a picnic table until the blue pegasus ended up flying right into the trap.
“H-hey! What's the big idea?!” The pegasus yelled, struggling to free herself. “Nopony captures Rainbow Dash and gets away with it!”
The coyote would just pull up a wooden sign. [“Well, it’s no roadrunner but it'll have to do”]
The mammal grabbed the net and prepared an oven, which made Rainbow look shocked.
“Hey I'm nobody's meal!” She said, using her tail to tickle the coyote which made them start laughing hysterically, dropping the net thus releasing Rainbow Dash who had a smirk as she got into position and put the coyote straight through a tree.
“Hmp! This park is full of weirdos! First a speeding lizard, now this.”
Meanwhile, Jimmy Neutron was flying through the air on his jetpack and tossed a frisbee to Goddard. “Go get it, boy!”
“Arf! Arf!” The robot dog barked as he flew after the frisbee while Timmy was playing tennis with Jenny Wakeman, Numbuh Two and Octavia.
“Heads up, Jen! Turner's servin’ up trouble!” Timmy uses Cosmo as a racket and hits the ball at Jenny, who hits the ball back with full force at Octavia. The ball was speeding like a bullet and went straight through the owl girl’s racket and hit the ground, creating a small crater.
“Damn! You don't hold back, don't ya, RobotGirl?” Octavia said, looking at the smoke steaming through the hole left in her racket.
Jenny would just reply with a shrug and giggled adorably. “Better keep up, Via! I'm not just programmed for fighting galactic threats and blowing down class S planet-busting meteors, I'm also programmed to win!”
Rainbow Dash came flying back to her marefriend, now with a new slice of cake she got from the snack bar. “Hey babe, sorry I had to jet like that. I just needed to get myself a new treat after that lizard guy took my cake.”
“There's cake thieves on the loose?” Pinkie Pie said worried, deciding that she should definitely try keeping their food secure. Bloo would grab SpongeBob’s Jellyfishing net, suggesting that they catch the creature and get a picture with it.
“Mabye it's like the Bigfoot of this universe?”
“I-I dunno, Bloo, that sounds kinda scary.” Fluttershy whimpered, trying to keep the blue IF out of trouble but it was pointless as Bloo ran off shouting “Monster Hunt!” over and over again, with Manny Riviera wanting to come along for fun. Rainbow sighs annoyed and decides to go after the boy's, saying that she'll make sure they don't get in trouble.
Elsewhere with Team Dexter, Ben was back in human form and told his friends about a pony pegasus that he saw.
“It totally blew me off! It made a twister that tossed me into the duck pond!”
“Hey, free cake.”, Daffy said, ignoring what Ben was saying. Bubbles however sounded thrilled at the mere mention of a mythical creature, wanting to get a picture of it.
“Let's go find it! We can name her Prism Polly!”
“Now me and the Paw Patrol have seen merpups, dragons and aliens…” Said Skye, the puppy cocker spaniel, dressed up in her pink vest and aviator helmet. “But draw the line at rainbow pegasi.”
“Yeah, in Fantasia I was not…”, Bugs quipped.
“Boy, when, I say, when you turned into that Genesis-powered basilisk, did the blood have any trouble rushing to your head?”, Foghorn asked. A pink beagle dog with black ears and a black spot on his back said that he believes in Ben, saying that he's seen freakier stuff in Nowhere.
“See? Courage believes me.” Ben said, giving the little canine a dog treat as a thanks for listening to him.
“Yeah, but that’s because he’s like a game of Jenga in an earthquake.”, Foghorn said. “Falls apart quickly when it’s shaking!”
“Big talk for the suck-up to hayseed Waluigi!”, Daffy said. Ben suggested to at least help him find the creature, Bubbles was the only one who agreed to help
“Alright, fine! Whatever will move the plot along…”, Daffy said.
“Hopefully we can put them in a…(🌪️)…mythological picture…”, Daffy said, now in an outfit resembling the Greek god Hermes, then stepped out of the robe as he was in a safari outfit.
“Onward, gentlemen!”, the mallard declared. Bubbles picks up both Daffy and Ben then flies off with them.
Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash, Bloo and Manny were hiding in some bushes keeping a lookout for anything odd.
“Alright, if I were a Bigfoot in this park, where would I be?” Manny said, using a pair of binoculars to look around the park. As he was looking he noticed Skips on a big stage setting up the speakers for the upcoming band that were hired.
“Woah!”
“Is it the speed-lizard?” Rainbow asked, pounding her hooves together, ready to hunt.
“Better! It's a yeti! But what's it doing here? It's Spring!"
“Who cares?” Bloo said, morphing into a ball with the net in hand then orders Manny to throw him at the yeti. Manny agreed, picking up Bloo then throwing him like a dodgeball at Skips, but the Yeti simply caught the IF.
“Do you mind?” He said before casually tossing him aside.
“Gaaaaah!” Bloo yelled, heading straight at Daffy, Ben and Bubbles who were looking around the area. The imaginary friend hit the duck straight at the back of the head and knocked him down.
“Ow…who’s playing dodgeball without the proper zoning?” Daffy muttered, grabbing Bloo like a cat and staring at him, who just gave a nervous smile.
“What’s this thing? Expired blueberry Jell-O?”
“Hey! Who are you calling Jell–” Bloo stopped mid-sentence and gasped the moment he noticed Bubbles, could he actually believe it? Was it really one of his favorite superheros? “OH MY MAC, IT'S BUBBLES OF THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!”
“Spotlight hog!”, Daffy said to the blonde.
“Hey I can't help having so many fans.” Bubbles said, flattered by Bloo's attention. Manny and Dashie ran over to check up on Bloo, asking if he was alright. Bubbles eye's were set on Rainbow Dash, her eye's sparkling with joy as she envisioned her as a more majestic creature with long flowing hair that was shining in the sunlight.
“Hey, look!”, Daffy said, seeing Manny. “The fanart is true. A humanizarated Speedy Gonzales.”
“A who?” Manny questioned.
“PONY!” Bubbles shouted, wasting no time dashing at Rainbow Dash and trapping her in a tight hug. The pegasus tried pulling the toddler off of her, wondering why human girls keep trying to hug her on sight?
“Oh, and we found your horse, Wilbur.”, Daffy said to Ben, who was laughing at Rainbows struggling.
“Serves ya right for sending me–uh, I mean XLR8 into a duck pond!” Ben stuttered, realizing it's best not to blow his secret in front of strangers.
“And startling the fair ladies in it!”, Daffy added.
“XLR8? So the speed-lizard’s got a name?” Bloo questioned, then demanded for more answers so that they could find and catch it.
“Go soak your head, deodorant stick!”, Daffy said. “You’re not bullying this kiddo!”, he added, pulling out an FBI-style badge reading “Stop Bullying, Speak Up!”.
“Ugh, my deodorant stick days are far behind me...” Bloo muttered.
“Haha! So you are a deodorant stick?” Ben teased, only to get kicked in the shins by Bloo. “OW! Why you little–”
“RIP OFF ARTIST!” Bloo yelled before running away with Manny.
“Hey! Get back here you two Cabbelaros!”, Daffy said. Ben got what looked like a white, circular device and pushed a button on it, summoning his hoverboard from the rust bucket RV. A white board flew out of the vehicle and came right to the kid.
“Taxi!” Ben said before flying after the two, while Bubbles flew after Rainbow Dash who had finally freed herself from her clutches.
“Come back pretty pony! We can be friends!" Bubbles said, flying after Rainbow. The chase was on, the pair of trios were on the run with Daffy woo-hoo-ing, pulling out a pie from his hammer space then threw it at Bloo, hitting him in the face.
“Mmm! Blueberry!” The IF said, getting out a special, magic paddleball that Timmy Turner wished up for him. “Now how about some cherries!”
He used the paddleball to hit the ball rapidly, its magic making it extend long enough to reach Daffy and pummeled him in the face repeatedly, leaving a dent in the eyes, which popped back.
“Uh…who gave him that? Steven Spielberg?”, the duck said.
“Don't worry, I'll just have to get their attention..”
Bubbles would use her super sonic scream at Bloo, making him cover his ears(or lack there of) and laying on the ground in pain. “Gaaah! So loud! But…so…awsome at the same…time!”
“Nice powers, wanna see mine?” Manny said as he held his belt buckle then spun it, green flames surrounded his body and quickly turned him into his feline persona... “El Tigre!”
“Woah. Latino Panther…”, Daffy muttered. Manny would blast his chain-claws at a boulder, grab it then throw it at Bubbles. The toddler would easily punch the rock to bits with her raw super strength, leaving Manny and Rainbow impressed.
“Man, that's one strong toddler..” Rainbow muttered.
“Oh you have no idea.” Bloo said, having watched every episode of Powerpuff Girls. “She's sugary sweet, but those punches are sour!”
“Think that's tough?” Ben scoffs before getting his watch out and selects an alien to turn into. “Forgot my secret identity, that belt may look cool, but let's see how you do against four arms of muscle?”
Ben slaps the watch and transforms…
Transformation Sequence
Ben would start turning a yellow, spongey material and start growing into a round shape. His arms turned long and noodle-like and grew an extra pair, now turned into a seven foot sponge creature with stubby legs and white eyes wearing a light-green jumpsuit and a black tie.
“Fo—Huh? Bungee-Spongee?” Ben said disappointed, but decided to try making it work as he stretched his first pair of arms at Manny for a double punch. “Might as well work with what I got!”
Manny started spinning his hands like buzzsaws, his claws slicing off the arms easily but they instantly regenerated before grabbing Manny and Bloo before throwing them at Rainbow Dash, causing them to roll through the grass and crash into a bush back where the gang were.
“Okay, not the best plan in hindsight…”, Bloo said, popping out of the bush as he rubbed his head.
“Gee ya think?” Rainbow said, irritated at the blue blob as she scolded him for kicking Ben in the shins. Mac walked over, asking what his best friend did this time.
“Nothing! Totally not looking for Bigfoot or anything…” Bloo said, trying to not act suspicious. The others heard a war horn blowing, looking over to see Daffy playing the instrument before getting out an extending boxing glove device then triggering it at Bloo. The blob ducks down, avoiding the attack that would hit Timmy instead.
“Ow! Hey, who did that?!” Timmy yelled, wishing for his star-flinger that Cosmo would turn into.
“Mother…” Daffy whimpered before he'd get blasted by fairy stars, the magic turning him into a giant sunflower with a beak.
“Oh, HAR-dee-har-har!”, the duck said, somehow climbing out of the flower like a costume. “A million laughs! But let’s see how you like it!”
Bungee-Spongee uses his bouncy proportions to bounce at Timmy and extend his arms at him for another punch, while Bubbles flies at him shooting eye lasers at him. Octavia blocks the lasers with her magic, then uses it to stop both heroes in place before slamming them into the ground.
“Seriously? A knock-off Spongebob and now a bug-eyed baby?” She said, not sounding threatened by them. “The multiverse is not even trying to give us a challenge…”
“Wait, is that Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls?!” Mac questioned, utterly baffled as he got out an IF scanning device(made by Jimmy)that says she had no imaginary DNA. “She's not an IF, she's the real deal! I don't know if I should fanboy over this, or be scared because we're cooked.”
“Ah, yes. Everyone ignores the duck!” Daffy said, crossing his arms and looking away. Bubbles got up from the ground then dashed at Octavia, socking her with an uppercut that sent her flying into the air.
“THAT WASN'T VERY NICE! AND I'M NOT A BABY!” Bubbles would dash up using her laser blast, but Octavia used her demon powers to turn to her more demonic form, similar to her father's but with a purple aura, flying around Bubbles avoiding her attacks.
“What in the, I say, what in the Sam Hill was that!?”, Foghorn said, looking up from grabbing some corn on the cob.
“I dunno but I like it!” Numbuh Four said, chanting for more fighting as he was eating popcorn watching El Tigre dodging blasts of water that Bungee-Spongee absorbed from the park water fountain. SpongeBob would intervene, absorbing the water, eating a box of soap then blowing a giant bubble at the other sponge, trapping him inside.
“Hey! I had no idea Bungee-Spongee could do that!” The alien hero said, trying to escape but the bubble was oddly durable. “This alien’s better than I thought! I gotta learn that move!”
“Yeah…alien, right…”, Bloo said, not sure what that meant.
“Bloo, I think we should stop this before things escalate badly.” Twilight trotted over sounding incredibly worried, she looked up to see Jenny and Danny fending off Bubbles, but the little girl was strong as she wasted no time beating up Danny and hitting him with mean combo punches and kicks before kicking him into a tree.
"Time to put you in timeout!" Jenny's arms morphed her arms into gorilla arms and grabbed the toddler, trying to hold her in place. "Alright kid, since your only little I'm gonna be nice and--"
Bubbles used her sonic scream at her, the force sent her flying, tearing her arms off that Bubbles threw off of herself.
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!" Jenny screamed, she was flung right out of the park and into the city, crashing right into the hardware and electronics store. Danny managed to get back up and flew at Bubbles with a plan.
"You fight really good, kid, but can you hit what you can't touch?" Danny turned intangible, Bubbles tried hityimg him but she was just phasing right through him.
"Hey! How are you doing that?!" Bubbles complained, trying to hit him with laser blast that obviously did nothing but almost hit Timmy, who uses a magic hand-mirror to reflect the blast from himself and sent it back at Bubbles, zapping her hair and ruined it which made her scream.
"Hey! Watch the hair!"
“What's the matter, tiny? Never fought a ghost-boy before?” Danny said in a teasing yet friendly tone, still aware this was an opponent younger than him.
“G-g-ghost? Eeeeeek!” Bubbles screamed before flying behind Daffy scared. “Make him go away! Punches have no effect on the dead!”
“Hey! Not dead!” Danny corrected, as he really didn't like thinking about that possibly.
“Yea, he's only half dead.” Octavia teased, in her much more demonic sounding voice.
“That's righ-Hold on now! I prefer my condition to be referred as a mutation.”
“You’re still scaring a child, Casper!”, the duck snapped back. He spun around like a tornado and stopped, now holding out a vacuum cleaner while dressed up as a ghostbuster. "It's busting time!"
Daffy would then start shot an energy blast at Danny sucking him up instantly!
“Well at least I wasn't called Invisi-Bill this time.” The teenage boy muttered, trying to break himself out of the vacuum but it was useless.
Octavia used telekinesis to lift a pair of trees and lauched them at Daffy in an attempt to crush him, only for both Buttercup and Blossom to come flying in with the rest of the gang, shooting their eye lasers at the trees.
"Seriously? We just got here!" Buttercup said, irritated about their day-off being interrupted before she and the rest of her sisters all charged at Octavia and together powered up a triple-laser attack then shooting at her.
"Uh, guys..." Twilight said, trying to get everybody's attention. Octavia would get pulverized by the blast, sending her crashing down into the ground. Nigel would gather up his team, furious at the PPG for hurting Octavia as he used his wristwatch to have one of their KND satellites to teleport H.I.P.P.E-H.O.P. and some other KND vehicles into the park, then the other's got inside of them.
"Kids Next Door, Battlestations!" Nigel said before flying in his R.O.A.D.S.T.A.R. shooting lasers at Blossom, the two now getting into a dogfight. Suddenly it was warfare, Kuki used her bunny mech to combat against Dexter's mech suit and was winning kicking his butt, punching him twords Jimmy who used his tractor beam gun to freeze the fellow boy genius in place.
"Tractor beam? No fair!" Dexter complained, shouting for DeeDee for help, but his sister was too busy hugging and cuddling Rarity while Gamgle and Fluttershy hide underneath a picnic table frightened. Kuki would try using her mech to blast missiles at Bubbles but the blonde used her super sonic scream to blow them up and then exploded H.I.P.P.E-H.O.P. which ejected Numbuh Three into the air, good thing she had her parachute with her.
"Guy's, please stop!" Twilight repeated, sounding more worried.
Pinkie Pie was jumping around dodging Marshall the firepups water blast from his hose before using her party canon on Foghorn Leghorn, Pomni and Courage were running around panicking as they tried to not get caught in the crossfire. El Tigre lauched his chain-fist at Bubbles, but the girl grabbed it then started swinging him around in circles before she launched him at the bubble Ben was in, popping it on impact before El Tigre crashed into Patrick as he was eating his Krabby Patty, causing him to drop it in fromt of some geese that ate it instantly.
"MY PATTY!" Patrick yelled, getting mad, picking up Spongebob then used him as a sword against Porky Pig, hitting him repeatedly.
"Ah! A-be-a-be-What did i do?!" Porky said before getting wacked across the air. "W-w-a-buh-Was it too much to ask for a nice picnic?!"
"Guy's! Mabye listen to Twilight?" Flash said, busy flying around dodging the carrots Bugs was shooting at him with his carrot blaster, until Bloo kicked the bunny in the shins then ran off.
"OW! Alright BooBerry you're done!" Bugs burrowed through the ground and popped out in front of Bloo, only to get zapped by Cosmo's magic and disappeared. He found himself inside a magicians hat that Wanda used as a canon to launch the rabbit at Daffy, thus making the two collide on impact and knocking them down.
Twilight couldn't take this anymore, she used her magic to create a big flash of light, keeping everybody trapped in a purple aura of her magic which got their attention as she shouted…
“HOLD IT! I NEED AN EXPLANATION! FOR WHAT THE HAY IS HAPPENING!” Her voice echoed through the park, causing everybody to look at her and stop their conflict.
“Uh…not another tax write-off, I hope…”, Daffy flatly quipped.
“Hey!”, Pinkie exclaimed.
“I want you all to calmly tell me the issue here...” Twilight said in a stern tone.
“The blue guy started it!” Bungee-Spongee said. “He kicked me in the shins!”
“Well your XLR8 buddy took my cake during my date!” Rainbow pointed, flying up at the bubble the alien was trapped in.
“Well Bubbles super-screamed at me!” Bloo whined before looking at Bubbles with a grin. “Still a fan, by the way.”
“Bloo, if you kicked the sponge in the shins, you apologize.” Twilight looked at the imaginary friend with a disappointed look.
Bloo crossed his arms like a brat and stuttered. “I'm…sorry...”
“Say it like you mean it.” Twilight ordered.
“Ugh! You sound like Frankie, fine! I'm sorry I kicked you in the shins, Alien-Boy.”
“Whatever.” Bungee-Spongee said, not exactly accepting the forced apology. The Omnitrix placement on his tie started beeping and flashing red, turning back into plain old Ben Tennyson.
“Uh…yo…”
“Well that's a surprise.” Octavia and Danny both said, transforming back to her normal form. Twilight used her magic to break open the vacuum that held Danny, setting him free.
"Aah, finally! It was really getting crowded in there!" Danny would look over at Bubbles and apologized for scaring her like that, saying he didn't mean to.
“Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that…” Daffy said, patting Bubbles on the head like a protective uncle.
“There, now that wasn't so hard, was it?” Twilight said, taking a seat onna bench and lettimg out a huge sigh, rubbing her forehead with Pomni and Courage joining in with her.
"This is sooo embarrassing!" The short jester lady said, facepalming at her team's ridiculousness. "I finally manage to escape the circus and you guys just had to start a war?!"
"Sorry, Pomni..." Bubbles said sheepishly, looking away ashamed.
"Would it kill you guys to settle things like civilized people?" Courage said, getting a juice box from Zooble and drinking from it.
"Plus, Benson's gonna be pissed at us for causing a mess!" Zooble said, the zany-looking, mismatched lady said, gesturing to the torn out tree's, smoking craters and mustard splattered around them.
Twilight would agree with the pink dog, Jester and whatever Zooble was, as she sets everyone free from her magic. Timmy got a lightbulb above his head, ready to make a wish that he thinks would fix this problem.
“I got a better way we can settle this!” Timmy said, jumping onto a rock and posing like a superhero. “We should settle this in a fun way! Like a big contest to see who's got the better skills!”
“Uh, Timmy I don't th–” Twilight was about to say something, but Pinkie put her hoof over her friend's mouth, agreeing with Timmy's idea.
“I like that idea! Make a wish! Make a wish!” The pink pony chanted, suddenly having pompoms and dressed like a cheerleader. The other ponies looked at each other with worried looks, thinking that this could go wrong.
“What's the pink pony talking about? What's wishing gonna do?” Ben questioned.
“Just wait and see, kid.” Danny said, bracing for what's about to happen.
“I wish for our teams to have a Spring Picnic Olympics!” Timmy shouted, just as Charlie and Vaggie showed up through a portal with their picnic stuff.
“Hey guys! Sorry we're late but i just couldn't decide what to wear!" Charlie said wearing sandals, a sunhat, red skirt and a black, short sleeved shirt with a picture of an snake and and apple on it.
"Uuuh...did we we miss anything?” Vaggie asked, noticing a bunch of people they didn't recognize along with some damage they caused from their fight.
“Timmys imaginary fairy friends got something big cooked up for us!” Numbuh Four said, jumping up punching the air with excitement. The KND were told that Cosmo, Wanda and Poof were just “ancient imaginary friends” as a way to preserve Timmy's secret. Cosmo and Wanda would both wave their wands and they poofed everybody to the football field part of the park where the visitors were in the bleachers cheering for them.
“Think we can blame this on the unicorns without being racist?” Rigby asked, the snackbar he and his friend were working at just so happened to be teleported nearby.
“At least something weird happening isn't our fault for once.” Mordecai said. Meanwhile, a pair of white lab mice were watching from a vent underneath the snack stand.
“Egad, Brain! The Olympics! Narf!”, the taller one exclaimed. “Oh, I feel like they come sooner every year!”
“Mm, it seems our plot to turn the heroes against each other is going south.” Brain said as he looked at his notepad that had doodles of both teams fighting to the death. “Mmm, let's watch things play out, meanwhile I'll have to make a call for plan B.”
“Your next plan is going to involve bees?”
…
“No Pinky…but, much like when a third world country strikes oil or when your roommate takes the last nutterbutter, it will rip these teams in twain!”, the shorter mouse explained.
“Hooray, we’re going down the Mississippi!”, the taller mouse obliviously declared. “Nope nope, wait…can we even quote Huck Finn word for word?”
Cosmo and Wanda would poof up in an announcers booth dressed up in suits that matched their colors, telling the audience that they're about to witness the first annual Calamity Olympics!
“Here we settle which team is stronger, better, and way cooler!” Wanda said, announcing the first team. “On the right we have Team Neutron!”
The audience cheers for all of the team, who stood together doing cool poses.
“Presenting… Jimmy Neutron, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Octavia Goetia, Jenny Wakeman, The Mane Six, Danny Phantom, Timmy Turner, Charlie Morningstar, El Tigre, The Kids Next Door, Mac and Blooragard Q. Kazoo!”
“Me and Vaggie just got here, how did I get sucked into this?” Charlie said, confused about the situation.
“And on the otherside…” Cosmo said holding a magic notepad that had the following names of this team's members appear, using his magic to poof up the rest of Team Dexter onto the field.
“We have Team Dexter! Presenting…Dexter, Ben Tennyson, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Roadrunner, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew, The Powerpuff Girls, Courage, Pomni, The Paw Patrol, Mordecai and Rigby!”
The bird and raccoon would get teleported from the snackbar and right into the field, looking around bewildered. Cosmo and Wanda announced that they'll go through a series of events testing their best skills and traits, with the winner getting a big, shiny star-shaped trophy made of gold.
“I thought I avoided weird stuff today…” Pomni muttered to herself.
“We're gonna mop the floor with you dweebs!” Ben said, pointing at the other team. “Hope you can keep up!”
“Pffft! Please..” Bloo scoffed, putting his arm around his best friend, both having confidence they were gonna win. “Your victory is like me, imaginary.”
Pops would be the referee, getting out a whistle and blowing his whistle to start the games. “Let the games begin, ahahahaha! This will be a good show!”
The first game would be an obstacle course conjured up by Wanda, full of spring platforms, swinging bags of sand, a slime pit, a rock climbing wall and much more.
Both Nigel Uno and Ryder stood at the starting line, preparing themselves for the game.
“Alright Nigel, give it all you got.” Octavia said, getting her friend to put on his new running shoes.
“I always plan to.” Nigel said, splashing himself with a bottle of water. Ryder would hold out his hand to Nigel for a handshake, having a friendly smile.
“Goodluck, Nigel, may the best kid win.”
“Whatever, just remember that I'm called Numbuh One for a reason.” The British kid bragged before getting a high five from Octavia. However, a piece of paper was placed on the announcer’s desk by a white mouse that was passing by. Cosmo notices the note, picks it up and reads it.
“Hold on! We have just been informed that another team has entered the game!”
Everybody else would start muttering to each other, questioning who this surprise team was.
“Cool! A surprise team!” High Five Ghost said as he was floating around the bleachers charging people for the snacks he was giving out.
“I wonder who else joined this contest…” Grandpa Max questioned, sitting at the bleachers next to Gwen who was busy reading a book of spells.
“I know! The Mickey Mouse Club…”, Bugs sarcastically said.
Cosmo would announce the name of the new team. “Get ready fooooor…..The Really Rottens!”
A red, fancy, sleek bus pulled up from a red vortex portal and opened up as the third team walked out in lime green uniforms.
“Dick Dastardly and Muttley, Cecil the Turtle, Rancid Rabbit, Chaz Thurman, Roy Rooster, Chad and Jeremy, Bubble Bass, Katz, Wile E. Coyote, Cree Lincoln, Harold Humdinger, Gummigoo, Charm Caster, Mitch Williams, Django Of The Dead, The Rowdyruff Boys, Cyn, Sylvester, The FlimFlam Brothers and Ember McLain!”
“CHARM CASTER?!” Ben shouted from his team's bench, outraged that one of his enemies was here. “Was The Negative Ten not enough for her!?”
Courage screamed in horror seeing Katz, hiding behind Bubbles for comfort. Buttercup was almost instantly ready to throw hands against the Rowdyruff Ruffs but Porky had to try getting the angry child to hold it together.
“What's the matter, good guys?” Django said, the Mexican skeleton boy tips off his black sombrero at Team Neutron, glaring at El Tigre Specifically. “Well, at least most of you are good guys, still can't decide to be good or bad, kitty?”
El Tigre hissed angrily like an actual cat at Django, getting his claws out wanting to throw down and swearing in Spanish.
“What up park-dorks, remember us?” Chad the possum said, standing alongside his buddy, Jeremy the ostrich.
“Uuuuugh!” Mordecai and Rigby groaned, they weren't expecting to see those two guys Benson tried to replace them with. “Why are you tech-losers back?”
“We just felt like it, plus these guys paid us big money.” Jeremy said, adjusting his glasses as he was busy texting on his smartphone.
“G-Gummigoo?” Pomni said with a mix of shock and betrayal seeing her friend on the villain's side.
“Crikey!” The candy crocodile simply said. Both teams Neutron and Dexter objected to this third party joining, while they were unfamiliar with one or two individuals on the team, they knew that most of them are their evil enemies that shouldn't be playing.
“Hey!” Flam said in an offended tone. “We have lives outside of being evil, ya know!”
“Yea! Why do you guys get to have all the fun?” Butch said, the green Rowdyruff Boy blew a raspberry at the two teams.
"Well at least none of my enemies are here." Jenny said, with Mac, Bloo, Timmy, Dexter and Jimmy agreeing.
"Boooooo! You're gonna loose team Nerd-tron!" Shouted Queen Vexus who sat at the bleachers with Kip Snip, The Crust Cousins, Dark Laser, Mandark and Professor Calamitus who were all tossing food at their respective enemies.
"Spoke too soon..." Bloo grumbled, before realizing that his old, evil agent was here. "Hey! Aren't you supposed to he serving your life sentence?"
"I got bailed out." Kip said, throwing his popcorn at Bloo then demanded High Five Ghost for more. While the hero's were discussing about the current situation, Charlie would agree that the villains could hust wanna play, not feeling like doing evil today and that they should be allowed to play with them, maybe in hopes that good sportsmanship could make them less mean?
“This is gonna be a disaster isn't it?” Mac said to Numbuh Five, who definitely agreed with him that something wasn't right.
"I agree, Abigail, who knows what dastardly deeds the Evil Team has in store? Let's find out next time on Cartoon Calamityverse...Townsville Narrator signing out, peace!"
To be Continued