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r/RoseLandry
Anonymous: Click link below to see Part 1 of Rose Landry’s private texts. Part 2 to be uploaded soon.
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@rrredditor1837393
no way this is real lol
@shanehollndrluvbotttt
anyone want to take one for the team and check???
@puckpuckpuckk111
yeah i’m absolutely not clicking on this random link
@hockeyfan998
Me either, this is a work computer and I'm absolutely not explaining to IT that I bugged my computer by clicking on a link to see Rose Landry's private texts LOL
@mmarti90
okay i'm gonna do it
@mmarti90
holy fuck this seems real???
@shanehollndrluvbotttt
ur joking
@roselandryunderdark67
wait can we get a tech bro to confirm this isn't deepfake or something
@rosieposiexxx
if this is real she's gonna be in trouble for that comment about under dark
@hockeyfan998
So is Hollander. It doesn't seem real that he would say that about his teammate though, he's such a nice guy!
@secretaccount656
Uh has no one else seen the bit about Shane Hollander being gay??? Is this why they broke up????
@selenawrites1
omg not rose and miles chatting shit about under dark hahaha
@rosieposiexxx
wait some of the texts between her and Hollander (her MHL ex boyfriend) seem a lil sus…
@secretaccount656
if by a lil sus you mean GAY GAY GAY in big flashing lights and sirens, then yeah, it is a lil sus
@passthepuck99
Yeah, this has got to be fake, no fucking way Shane Hollander likes men.
r/RoseLandry
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Photo 1
Miles💕
bitch tell me ur not doing a second under dark
Miles💕
one was enough lbr
Me
i know it’s such a bad film UGH
Me
my agent is forcing me to :(
Me
gonna get kidnapped for the sixth time :(
Photo 2
Me
SHANE HOLLANDER
Shane
Hello?
Me
when am i seeing u next
Me
i miss u and ur secretly bitchy gay ass
Shane
I’m not bitchy.
Me
ok so when u said lemaire skated like a toddler????? that wasn’t bitchy??
Me
or when u said comeau needed to go back to rookie training camp????
Shane
You got me drunk!
Shane
Also is it really ‘bitchy’ if it’s true?
Me
hahaha
Me
bitchy shane strikes again
Photo 3
Me
me and dylan broke up :((((
Me
i need a wine night asap
Me
send me ur schedule
Shane
Oh Rose, I’m sorry. He didn't deserve you! Do you want to talk about it?
Me
not really
Shane
Was he gay too?
Me
🖕🖕🖕
Shane
Too soon?
HELLO!USA: Breaking: Rose Landry’s texts LEAKED! Read all about her thoughts on UnderDark, her recent co-star and secret fling Dylan Kane, and ex-boyfriend, MLH player, Shane Hollander…
YouHeardItHereFirst: Rose Landry SLAMS her own film, Under Dark, in text to co-star Miles Lane...
SportsNewsDaily: BREAKING NEWS: Texts with Shane Hollander’s ex-Rose Landry reveal the hockey star as GAY…
HELLO!Canada: Breaking: Shane Hollander, Montreal Voyagers Captain, revealed to be gay in leaked Rose Landry texts...
ESPN: Leaked texts from Rose Landry's phone reveal unsportsmanlike comments made by Shane Hollander about fellow players...
(4) missed calls from Rose.
Rose
Shane call me.
Rose
Shane please!!
Rose
I’m so sorry❤️
Lily
will all be ok sweetheart i promise
Lily
driving up to montreal now be there in 1h40
Lily
I love you❤️
@242424voyagers
Is this actually real? Can someone confirm?
Link: SportsNewsDaily: BREAKING NEWS: Texts with Shane Hollander’s ex-Rose Landry reveal the hockey star as GAY…
@torontofan111
Responding to @242424voyagers
I fuckin hope not.
@kentisbest8
Responding to @torontofan111
Right! Fucking rainbow mafia infiltrating the only space we have left!
@daisychainx
Responding to @242424voyagers
Apparently someone on the reddit thread said the IP address matches? idk
@puckmerozy18
Responding to @daisychainx @242424voyagers
A friend of mine works in Rose’s agent’s PR firm… it’s real guys!!!
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @242424voyagers
guys it’s 100% real. we’ve all known shane is gay for years!!!
@kingrozyilya81
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
i think i’m gonna take everything a ‘shayden truther’ says with a pinch of salt but ok lol
Mom
Honey please call me ASAP
Dad
We love you kiddo
Mom
Your agent says she hasn’t heard anything from me, do you want me to handle this?
Mom
Please call me back
Mom
I love you honey, try not to worry, we’ll sort this out❤️
@shaydentruther2435
i've already acknowledged this on here but i have to say it again: shane hollander confirmed homosexual...god is real after all
@shaydentruther2435
might go to church tomorrow for the first time, gotta thank god for this moment
@kitkatkatie
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
ily bestie but this is insane behaviour
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
psychosis confirmed
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
hollanovs be bearable for more than 1 minute challenge, go!
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
la la la can't hear u over the sound of hayden pike being MARRIED and having FOUR children
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
challenge failed :(
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
okay but i just want you to look at these pictures please
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
did u really just tag me in two pictures of hayden's wedding? get a life
@huntanovisreal
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
an account called shaydentruther telling u to get a life, how's it feel to be at rock bottom?
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @huntanovisreal
girl fuck u
@huntanovisreal
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
damn, challenged failed twice :(
Hayd
Shane is this real??
Hayd
Call me please
Hayd
love you no matter what bud
Jackie
Hi Shane, I’ve seen what’s happening online. I know people are still unsure on if it’s true but I wanted to say that we’re here for you. The kids love their uncle Shane no matter what, and so do we!!💕
Voyagers to Victory
Comeau
@Shane Yo Hollander is this fucking real????
Wilson
No fucking way this is real, idiot.
Drapeau
Facts. No way Cap’s a cocksucker lol
Taylor
If it is i’m not fucking showering next to him
Comeau
It better not be. Telling me to go back to rookie camp?
Hayden
Guys can we not do this?
Hayden
So what if Shane is gay, who cares?
Mitty
What is going on lol
Comeau
So it’s true???
Hayden
That’s not what I said
JJ
That’s not what he said dude
Taylor
idk that seems like confirmation to me
JJ
Criss
JJ
Shane is still our Cap whether these texts are real or not
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Shane Hollander has read this message.
r/RoseLandry
Anonymous: Part 2 available below.
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Photos 1-6
Shane
Hey
Shane
Are you in LA on the 24th-26th?
Me
Yes!!!
Shane
Okay cool me too.
Shane
Do you want to get drunk and be bitchy about Dylan?
Me
Yes :(
Me
He’s such an asshole
Me
Idk what I saw in him
Me
Also he’s not gay
Me
The problem was me apparently
Shane
What?
Shane
What do you mean?
Me
Ugh this is so embarrassing
Me
especially cause of our
Me
pretty disastrous
Me
…encounters
Shane
What??
Shane
Oh.
Shane
This is about sex?
Me
i told u it’s embarrassing!!!
Shane
I’m sure it’s not more embarrassing than our attempts.
Me
Idk
Me
He said I was horrible
Me
Like in bed
Me
:(
Me
Kept comparing me to his model ex girlfriend :(
Me
Apparently what matters most to dylan is my ability to deepthroat a dick
Me
or ride a dick
Me
fucking asshole
Shane
He sounds like a fucking asshole.
Shane
He really didn’t deserve you.
Shane
And I’m sure you’re not bad!!
Me
that would mean a lot more coming from a straight man but thanks
Shane
is ok shane will give tips
Shane
he is overachiever off ice as well as on it😏
Shane
10/10 🤠🏇
Me
WHAT????
Me
HELLO????
Me
Who is this???????
Shane
I’m so sorry!
Shane
My boyfriend has no boundaries and took my phone. I swear I didn’t show him on purpose. I would never do that to you. I’m really sorry Rose.
Me
BOYFRIEND,???????
Me
SHANE HOLLANDER I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK THAT HE READ OUR TEXTS
Me
WHAT BOYFRIEND??????????,
Me
Answer the phone NOW
Phone call duration: 1h32m.
Me
thanks for the tips i will definitely be using them since u had such an enthusiastic reviewer with you😉
Me
shane hollander secret freak confirmed i love life
Shane
This is so embarrassing.
Shane
Anyway. Dylan sounds like an asshole. Sorry again about my idiot boyfriend who is too nosy and jealous for his own good. Love you.
Shane
******love u as friend
Me
lmaooooooo give shane back his phone
Me
i love you too shaney🥰
Me
AS A FRIEND
Me
before ur russian boyfriend/attack dog comes for me
Shane laughed at this message.
Photo 7
Shelley Elaine (Agent)
Hi Rose, the director of Love and Kidnapping wants to set up a meeting! Maybe a Love and Kidnapping 2 in the works? Exciting, right?
Me
Do I have to??
Me
That film was SO embarrassing
Me
Also his breath stinks
Shelley Elaine (Agent)
Call me.
Photo 8
Me
Hey can you tell Shane to call me?
Lily (Shane)
Who is this
Me
Rose
Me
Did you not save my number??
Lily (Shane)
Oops
Lily (Shane)
Phone must have deleted🤷🏼♂️
Me
Right🙄
Me
ok so now you know it’s me, can you tell Shane to call me?
Lily (Shane)
no😜
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@hollzyswife
THEY POSTED PART 2 PART 2 IS UP I REPEAT PART 2 IS UP
@hollzyswife
omg this dylan guy sounds awful
@hollzyswife
idek who he is
@hollzyswife
ok i googled apparently he’s a model, that tracks
@hollzyswife
oh holy fuck
@hollzyswife
THERES A BOYFRIEND?????????? WHO???????
@hollzyswife
I SPEED READ THRU THE OTHER TEXTS NO BF REVEAL UGH
@hollzyswife
okay who the FUCK locked down shane hollander and can he fucking fight?????????
@hollzyswife
oh what i would give to listen to that conversation where shane motherfucking hollander gave rose fucking landry tips on how to ride it
@hollzyswife
how do i go on with life knowing there’s a m*n out there gettin all THAT… i feel SICK what did m*n do to deserve him UGH
@roselstan2002
idk anything about hockey or rose’s ex but the concept of a hockey player giving THEE rose landry riding tips… and said hockey player being her ex-boyfriend😔😔😔 #citygirlsdown #roseSTANDUP
@hollzyisking244
not shane breaking hockey containment for teaching rose landry how to give a bj WHAT IS HAPPENING
@montrealneverlose24
No because this is such an invasion of privacy for both Shane and Rose Landry, I hate this!!!!!
@tennisfan222
Responding to @montrealneverlose24
I know it makes me so sad for them, they must feel so violated.
@nycbitchhhhhhhh
Responding to @montrealneverlose24
honestly this is why i could never be a famous person because i’ve said so much worse in my priv texts than anything rose landry said and she’s getting fucking crucified for saying some director has bad breath
@potatopotahto89
Responding to @nycbitchhhhhhhh
Okay but this is so true
@roseisqu33n
Responding to @nycbitchhhhhhhh
literally!! and i bet his breath does stink!!!
@roselandrystits
Responding to @nycbitchhhhhhhh
Facts. And you just know if a man had said any of this stuff people would not give a fuck.
@hollzymycaptainforever
Responding to @roselandrystits
Girl come over to hockey twitter and you’ll see that is very much untrue, my poor baby Shane is getting just as much hate :(
@roselandrystits
Responding to @nycbitchhhhhhhh
*A straight, white man
Gilbert Comeau added you and (12) others to a new group chat.
Gilbert Comeau renamed the chat 'No Fags lol'.
Hayden Pike left the group chat.
JJ Boiziau left the group chat.
Comeau
Pussies.
Comeau
Has everyone seen the latest???
Comeau
Apparently Hollander has a secret RUSSIAN boyfriend
Comeau
Putting that together with Boston Lily, I think I know who this boyfriend is.
Drapeau
Oh holy fuck
Drapeau added Hayden Pike to the group chat.
Drapeau added JJ Boiziau to the group chat.
Wilson
Ur not serious!!!
Drapeau
@JJ @Hayden You two know anything about that?
Hayden Pike left the group chat.
JJ
Wait
JJ
Ur not seriously suggesting Hollzy is with Rozanov???
Olsson
There's no fucking way surely.
Taylor
sorry guys but if my wife sees this gc name she'll have my balls
Taylor left the group chat.
Drapeau
If it is we need Theriault to get rid of him.
Comeau emphasised this message.
Mitty
Guys I don't think this is the best way to go about this. I'm not happy either but Hollander's our best player.
JJ emphasised this message.
Tallier
@Mitty has a point.
Comeau disliked this message.
Drapeau disliked this message.
JJ liked this message.
Wilson
Idc if he's the second coming of fuckin Gretzky, if he's fucking Rozanov, I don't want him on our team
Wilson
He can't be trusted.
Comeau
He might be good but you really wanna shower next to him bro?
Drapeau
Facts.
Tallier
Yh ig not.
JJ
Guys I get it. Rozanov sucks, and if this is true, it doesn't look great, but this is fucked. Shane wouldn't look at u ugly fuckers twice just cause he's gay. Delete this chat or at least change the name.
JJ Boiziau left the group chat.
Hayden
Shane please call me
@hollanov4evaaaa
god… dreams really do come true #hollanovisreal
@bostonbearsfan1997
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
hollander might be gay but keep roz away from ur rainbow agenda🖕
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
where is this delusion coming from today??
@huntanovisreal
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
nurse she’s out again!!!
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @shaydentruther2435 @huntanovisreal
sorry but your pike is married??? and hunter is in a committed relationship??? meanwhile shane hollander is confirmed gay & dating a russian man!!! why else would roz have moved to ottawa!!!! its so OBVIOUS!!!!!
@huntanovisreal
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
wait hollander is confirmed dating a russian man??? says WHO?? since WHEN???
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @huntanovisreal
Link: reddit/roselandry/leakedtextspart2…
@huntanovisreal
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
oh my god. is hollanov real??????? fuck my life.
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @huntanovisreal
nurse lock this one up too pls!!!!
@shaydentruther2435
just because some leaked texts said shane was dating a russian guy (SEVEN MONTHS AGO) it does not mean hollanov is real.
@gameofthronesconspiracytheories
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
no because this is so true, these weirdos are taking it as confirmation??? like rozanov is not the only russian man on this planet hello?????
@joelsmith12
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
This is so true TBF. Like why is everyone taking Hollander being gay & dating a Russian guy as confirmation that the man is Roz? There's literally no other evidence.
@tallglassofwaterroz
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
LITERALLY!! i'm fighting for my life in the comments of some of these hollanov fans, they're fucking crazy!! there is zero evidence that rozanov is gay like i'm sorry but that man is a woman LOVER
@torontobarrettbear
Responding to @tallglassofwaterroz
100%. That man has slept with so many women, there's no way he's a fruit
@puckinitt1
Responding to @torontobarettbear
hate to agree with a toronto fan but i would bet my house that roz is straight as a ruler
@gretzkygoat111
Responding to @puckinitt1
so real LMAO. man has slept with 400 women and now he's gay? these people need to touch grass.
@breakingbadfanbb
Responding to @gretzkygoat111
Legit. Wasn't there a thread on Reddit a few years ago where women were talking about how Roz was like a God at eating pussy LOL
@rozanovgoat81
Responding to @breakingbadfanbb
haha i remember this. legend.
@shaneholender
Responding to @puckinitt1
BISEXUALITY IS REAL FUCKERS
@letmeyapyapyap
Responding to @puckinitt1
honestly if you look at any gossip blog from 2016 u'll see it was probably more than 400. man was fucking prolific that year
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @letmeyapyapyap
exactly... 2016... the year shane started dating rose... sorry but how is this not clicking with u people
@shaydentruther2435
Responding to @hollanov4evaaaa
I will block you.
Jane
Theriault wants me to meet him at his office tomorrow.
Jane
I don't know what to do anymore.
Jane
I haven't seen any of them except Hayden but he's told me some stuff.
Jane
From what he's said I doubt I'll be welcome in the locker room next season.
Lily
Fuck them!!!!!
Lily
they do not deserve you sweetheart
Lily
u were always too good for them
Lily
do not go to meeting u will just feel worse
Jane
I can't just not go! He's my coach.
Lily
please do not go
Lily
he will just be cunt
Lily
i am coming to visit tomorrow and i will keep you at home by any means needed
Jane
You can't, you have practice
Lily
fuck practice
Lily
i do not give a fuck about practice
Jane
Ilya, stop it.
Jane
I'm being serious.
Lily
u think i am not
Lily
i do not care about practice
Lily
i love you
Lily
stop being so stubborn and let me help you
Jane
Okay. I love you too.
Lily loved this message.
r/RoseLandry
Anonymous: Part 3 will be made available on Wednesday. Follow to find out more on Shane Hollander's boyfriend.
Mom
Call me ASAP honey.
Mom
That fucking reddit person has posted again.
Mom
I want to kill this fucker.
Dad
Yuna I don't think this is helpful.
Mom
Ignore your father.
Mom
I'm on the phone with agent and lawyer.
Mom
Making a plan now.
Lily
are you ready дорогой❤️
Lily
i love you so much
Jane
Fuck, I'm so scared.
Jane
But yes.
Lily
are u sure u want to do this
Jane
I should be asking you this, everyone already knows about me.
Lily
i would do anything for you дорогой
Lily
and u are brave
Lily
we can do this
Jane
I love you so much.
Jane
Let's do it.
Jane
Fuck it.
Lily
love you too🥰
Lily
fuck montreal
Jane
Fuck Montreal.
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✔️
Yes, it's true. I'm gay, and I am in a committed, long-term relationship with Ilya Rozanov.
I'm aware that many people won't understand this, especially because of the rivalry that has followed us for our entire careers. However, it's important for people to know that we always kept things professional. I would never jeopardise my game on the ice for my personal relationships, and neither would Ilya. We always played our hardest, no matter who it was against, and I think our stats and achievements speak for themselves in this regard.
I also want to thank @roselandry ✔️ for being my biggest supporter. I'm so angry on her behalf that someone would violate her privacy in this way, I hope people think twice in the future before clicking on or spreading such leaks online.
Lastly, I would like to apologise for any comments made regarding other players.
Thank you,
Shane Hollander.
@therealilyarozanov✔️
Yes, I am Russian boyfriend.
@hollanov4evaaaa
guys i'm literally shaking
@shaydentruther2435
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
@huntanovisreal
ah fuck
@huntanovisreal changed their username to @hollanovisreal.
@katewatcheshockey
Guys can we please back up and think about the actually important implications of Ilya Rozanov being Shane Hollander’s secret boyfriend?? AKA the fact that certified-manwhore-body-count-probably-over 400-reputation-as-a-god-in-bed-Ilya-Rozanov said Shane was so good in bed he should give Rose Landry tips???
@shanelickmepls
Responding to @katewatcheshockey
No actually we cannot think about those implications❤️
@katewatcheshockey
Responding to @shanelickmepls
Why not?
@shanelickmepls
Responding to @katewatcheshockey
Because I’ll actually go insane❤️
@katewatcheshockey
Responding to @shanelickmepls
okay valid
@shaydentruther2435
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
@hollanov4evaaaa
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
sorry not sorry ;)
@hollanovisreal
Responding to @shaydentruther2435
just give in, i did
@TheOfficialOttawaCentuars ✔️
We're pleased to announce our newest addition to the roster, Shane Hollander! The iconic number 24, winner of the Conn Smythe, three time Stanley Cup champion is joining our team, starting next season. We expect a fourth Stanley to be added to his record soon😁❤️
Share your reactions to the news by tagging us or by using the hashtag: #YourLossOurGain.
No Fags lol
Comeau
Is this fucking real?
Drapeau
I'm calling coach now
Tallier
WTF
Wilson
Oh holy fuck
Olsson
He must have waived his no trade clause
Mitty
Rozanov and Hollander on the same line???
Mitty
We're so fucked and it's all u fuckers fault
@wyatthayesgoalie✔️
Welcome to the team @shanehollanderhockeyplayer, glad I never have to defend the net against you again! #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
all i do is win #YourLossOurGain
@zaneboodramofficial✔️
everyone stay tuned for a BBQWithBoodram ft the GOAT @shanehollerhockeyplayer #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
imagine losing your only good player, i cannot relate #YourLossOurGain
@itstannerdillon✔️
Excited to have u on board @shanehollanderhockeyplayer. Gonna be our best season yet. #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
i never lose #YourLossOurGain
@lucahaashockeyplayer✔️
Playing alongside Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov is a dream come true :) #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
imagine being ugly and homophobic, pick a struggle #YourLossOurGain
@youngplayshockey✔️
LMAOOOOOOOO @OfficialMontrealVoyaguers #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
trophy room about to look even better #YourLossOurGain
@nickchouinardhockey✔️
Dream team @thisisilyarozanov and @shanehollanderhockeyplayer #YourLossOurGain
@therealilyarozanov✔️
ALL I DO IS WHAT #YourLossOurGain
@haydenpike35hockey✔️
@shanehollanderhockeyplayer Is the best player I've ever skated alongside. I'll miss you, bud (and your ginger ale addiction). #MyLoss
[@hollzyswife
okay who the FUCK locked down shane hollander and can he fucking fight?????????]
Retweeted by @therealilyarozanov ✔️: Link: Youtube/IlyaRozanovDroppingGlovesCompliation…
@kateloveshockey
never thought i'd see the day where ilya rozanov is down so pathetically bad it's actually a little embarrassing but here we are
@rozisking81
omg someone take roz's phone away from him lol
@shaneholender
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY OML
@shanelickmepls
what fucking voodoo did shane put on this man jfc
@hollzyisking244
Responding to @shanelickmepls
did u not see the texts calling shane hollander a 10/10 cowboy... i fear the voodoo is no mystery
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@shaydentruther2435
okay so now this is the worst day of my life
@hollanov4evaaaaa
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁