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Nina wasn’t exactly what one would call a good liar, because well the only way to get good at lying is to practice, and it’s hard to do that when everyone hates you. So when she developed a little crush on one of her teammates, almost everyone can tell immediately, the only three people who can’t are the newly reassembled G.I robot, Weasel, and Nanaue or King Shark.
But what was Bride to do, there are just some many things standing in their way as a couple, but after Nina gets captured again on a mission, and Bride damn near has a emotional break down, that, fucking Phosphorus had to calm her down from, Bride had to do something, but what.
“Waller, I need to ask something?”
“You do know, You still are a prisoner here.”
“Yeah, yeah, It’s not hard, I need to spend a night in Nina’s cell, I'll still be locked up, just in a different cage is all.”
“And why should I allow inter-personal romances on my team for super powered people?”
“We aren’t an-”
“Bullshit, You know I watch the tapes, right?”
“We aren’t yet, and you should allow it because you need me to lead this team, and you need her to keep it together, also isn’t a love for your brothers in arms the U.S. military's whole thing.”
“I’ll make the arrangements, but you better not let this go to your head, I can replace you, it’s not worth it, don’t make it worth it.”
“Yes, boss.”
Was Waller insane, finally growing empathy and for so reason starting with these guys, certainly not, It was a strategy, they were going to date anyway, with how much time they spend in the field, atleast now they will do most of their fucking at the base, and not comprise missions.
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“Bride, what are you doing here?”
“Talking to Waller got me moved to your cell.” The bride took off her jacket and threw it on her bed.
Nina was so excited and was trying so hard not to show it, “why would you do that.” The bride sat at the edge of the pool.
“Nina, I have been alive for almost 200 years, I have done a lot of things, seen a lot of places, fought in a lot of wars, point is I am done waiting, I’m done being patient. When I want something or someone, I’m not going to wait, because quite clearly I have already waited long enough. My immortality hasn’t made me patient, It’s made me quite the opposite."
“I don’t see how that has anything to do with me”
“I know you like me…everyone knows”
“Really”
“Yes, you are a very bad liar”, Bride jumped into the water with Nina.
“Get out, your’ll drown-”
“And die, how can I, I’m already dead”, Bride pushed toward Nina wrapping her waist, “plus there is something far more interesting down here.”
“Bride, I don’t know.”
“If you don’t want to, that's fine, but if you're just nervous, let me take that away.”
“How?”
The bride moved to kiss Nina. “Feel better.”
“A little.”
“Do you want more?”
“Please.” Bride indulged her, over and over again, every bit of nervousness turning into horniness. “Do you feel things down there?”
“Is that really what you want to talk about right now?”
“I was always taught to be curious, and you shouldn’t exist.”
“Says the lady with gills.”
“Gills rooted in science, in biology, genetics,Darwin the father of genetics, was 22 and wouldn’t publish his work until you were 30, I had hundreds of years of medical advancement, you had lighting, also I was human once.”
“To answer your question, Yes I feel in the same way that any human does, I can feel pleasure, can you, what did becoming amphibious do to your pussy?”
“Uhh, I, uhh.”
“No, no, fair’s fair, we talk about me, we talk about you…unless you prefer, I'll find out for myself.” Bride pulled Nina closer to her, and kissed her again.
“I don’t know.”
“What do you mean, you don’t know.”
“I’ve had this for as long as I’ve known, I don’t have anything to compare it to.”
“Do you want to?”
Nina shyly nodded. So the bride slipped off her tight leather pants, and threw them out of the water, she swam up giving Nina a good look before doing a flip and spinning in the water. The bride returned to where she was.
“So there’s mine…can I see yours”
“Uhh, yeah”
Bride grabbed Nina to stop her from swimming up, “you don’t have to.”
“I know, I want to.”, Nina swam up, and not surprisingly, the anatomy wasn’t that much different from a human's, and the shape was a bit stretched vertically, but from what Bride could see it wasn’t that different.
When Nina finished her loop Bride grabbed her and just started going to town with kisses, which were really weird under water, but gave the same effect.Bride made Nina warp her legs around her head, while Bride used her ever expanding skills to make Nina give the softest little moans, It didn’t take long for Bride to adjust to the minute differences, work with them. And likewise it didn’t take long for Nina to get close, she didn’t know what sex with someone let alone an undead badass warrior would be like, but she liked it. All of it the tingling that was indicating every once of her body, the fog over her brain making everything wash away even if it’s just for a moment,she’s not imprisoned, or a freak, all she could think was lustful thoughts about Bride, and even those were more like a photo with a heart drawn on it in lipstick, not so much fantasies, and more vibes, but she loved it, and she loved it more and more the closer she got, but eventually you had to go back down to reality, but she was gliding and she liked that too. Her brain was dead, she stopped paddling and started to fall, but the bride caught her by the waist and pulled her close. As Nina clicked back into existence, and started to swim up again, Bride let go.
“I’m going to go to bed.”
But Nina grabbed her by the arm. “Please let me make you feel like that.”
“Later, Nina, later.”
“Then at least stay and cuddle with me, I hear some people say it’s better than sex₁.”
“Nina just because I can’t die down here doesn’t mean that every moment doesn’t feel like I'm drowning.”
“Oh my god, why did you get in?”
Bride pulled herself out of the pool, “for you Nina, anything for you”
Bride dried off and got into bed facing away from Nina, so she couldn’t see the massive fucking smile across her face, as she thought of the face Nina made as she came.
And Nina did the same fucking thing, for the same reason.
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The bride had pulled Phosphorus aside on their next mission.
“You were an engineer before all this right.”
“Nuclear engineer, yeah.”
“Could you make something so that Nina can breathe above ground for a few hours, or something so that I can not have my lungs fill up with water, but I still want to be able to kiss her, and it can’t be too big.”
“Nuclear, as in nuclear energy, as in how to make massive amounts of Helium by Alpha irradiating Protactinium, what you are talking about is rather bio-mechicianal or mechanical engineering.”
“Can you do it or not.”
“Now I didn’t say that, but I want something.”
“What?”
“100 grams of Housane.”
“What is a house?"
“Hydrocarbon in the shape of a house.”
“That’s it.”
“It’s also extremely explosive, and very hard to make.”
“Yeah, Waller is going to let the man who can make flames, have a bomb.”
“I just like the shape, and the name.”
“Fine, but it better be done by the time I get your house whatever.” The bride started walking away, back to the group.”
“Housane, not hard to say, ane just means Hydrocarbon.”
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“You’re an ass Phosphorus.”
“Thank you, here is your thingermajig, and since I am so nice, I made twice…the amount I had to, this one you put on your throat and it won’t fill with water, can’t do anything amount your mouth, and this one goes over Nina’s neck and will keep her alive for 6 hours, three if she is breathing a bunch, yours last for 14 hours of continuous use give or take.”
“Give or take.”
“I’m sorry, If you wanted guarantee, I need a lab, equipment, money, this is what I can make with what I have”
“Also both of them are collars, never would’ve pegged you as that kinda guy, I mean Dr. Phosphorus notorious crime lord sure, but not Alex Sarortius.”
“Well, let’s just say you aren’t the only one, pegging me.”
“Damn, respect”
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“Nina, I got something.”
“What is it?”
“Now, you don’t have to put this on, it’s supposed to be not as big as your suit and let you kiss me.”
“Okay, show me.”
The bride handed the collar to her. “Now before you make any decisions, I do have something else, if your not comfortable using that to come up here, It’s also a collar but it should also me the be down there with fluid filling my lungs atleast for a little, I don’t think I can sleep down there yet, but I could cuddle for a few hours, anyway whatever you chose I’ll respect.”